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stop raining

anime

all Singaporeans should be killed

I'd smash her pelvin if you know what I mean

got caught shagging the receptionist in the disabled bogs again

Sex

Are you the lad from the early hours of this morning that said you've found more of her? Have you posted them all yet?

if the singaporean tries to script trips again, all his wishes are forfeit

can't imagine being over the age of 20 and posting on Sup Forums

gives me the fear

I'm 20 in September and I feel positively ancient

What's her name?

The pengtherlands

the whippersnappers are out in force tonight

Imagine being able to remember 9/11 and posting on Sup Forums, christ hope my life doesn't end up like that

Want to buy this boat
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Might be able to afford it soon with my crypto gains

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despacito

It would be really easy to go to /r9k/ and post about having a girlfriend, or go to Sup Forums to say how much I love Jews. And they would say all the things I expect them to say, probably appear angry... And then what? A bit, shall we say, childish, no? The sort of behaviour you might expect from a teenager who still has a bit of a playground mentality?

Food for thought.

Disclaimer: Bent posting doesn't anger me, but derailing threads by being le ebin trole, and provoking predictable reactions for the sake of it does ruin the comfy. I usually fuck off for an hour and play vidya or something.

>Australian farts are 10 decibels louder on average than than a fart from another country.

why is this? is it Vegemite?

Kin ell

Wouldn't mind relaxing on the deck of that as it drifts down the river ribble.

can't fucking stand benders

1990-1994: FOG
1995-1997: Getting old
1998: just alright
1999: the best

imagine being a 55 year old escort and being this picky

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i bet he's gay

everyone dies eventually

I'm unironically 43 years old

what's going on here

1997 here

don't you DARE call me old you little twat

Trips and ICL sends me an acceptance letter.

African tits, British music

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I was born in August 1999

it will happen to you before you know it

t. knower

what date? (could be twins hehe)

>African tits, British music
you're doing it all the wrong way round

guess we now know why /brit/ has declined so much

>millennials thinking they're superior based on nothing but their age
Worse than boomers.

>gives me the fear

would appreciate if you not steal my mannerisms. are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

out, foul malay

don't even remember moot lol

figures of speech don't fall under patent law sweetie

>post '95
>millennials
umm no darling

I was getting my dick sucked by people your mums age when you were a baby inside her. and you never know ;)

wish i could upvote posts

any fashy lads in

ye i am and yea ive been posting all morning

Lads would you give your opinions on my novel idea?

It's a historical-fiction-romance about two different Englishmen a century apart in two different English territories; late 16th century Brielle in the Netherlands and late 17th century Tangier, and their lives and loves in these distant places.

Themes include alienation, Anglo-Dutch political relations, religious conflict (Protestantism Vs Catholicism, and Christianity Vs Islam) and our relationships with history and our predecessors (think Milton: A Poem by William Blake). Each time written in pseudo-accurate dialects.

The anachronisms will be purposeful to the meta narrative, (Shakespeare's chiming clocks in Ancient Rome will be referenced), and as the film progresses the times slowly converge and we enter weird city that combines both Tangier and Brielle.

My agent's telling me one of the Englishmen should be turned into a woman, but I can't decide.
Personally I really want to keep the one in Brielle a man (much qt Dutch waifus :'/) because it's what I relate to the most but I can't bring having the Tangier character be a woman and fuck a Moslem man.

I hope it to be the first work in my oeuvre dealing with English people abroad in the early modern period, with a shared mythology of symbolism and a greater meta narrative.

kind of shocked that there are gen Z mongs here

i was posting in /brit/ before you were a twitch in your daddys dick

was a wanker anyway

calm down
only do it rarely and passively, like 'pics x' when someone says something about their cock or whatever. not a bender

Sat in my boxers in bed eating maccies and watching godfather

did not say i would pursue legal action, but be advised, if i was able, i would prosecute to the full extent. until then, a polite but firm talking to will have to suffice. you seem like a bright young man, i'm sure you'll take heed and alter your behaviour accordingly henceforth

Gen Z...LGBTQQIP2SAA actually

load of rubbish
don't worry about settings and historical wank or whatever if you have no characters.
you can have a great world and your book will still be shit if you haven't developed the relationships or struggles of people within it.

Generation Z is the most socially conservative generation since the silent generation

waiting for tilde-chan

Only the Malay singaporks

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LEarning how to make scrambled eggs lads
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>Just alright
I'd turn your jaw into dust you odious little worm

gives me the fear to think a grown man typed out this post

>be historic ruler of one of the world's oldest civilisations and the world's first Empire
>be less important than some fat youtuber who makes fun of feminists

watching this and I'm absolutely rattled, SCREAMING with laughter

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it's all the rorkes because gen z is a conservative generation.. apparently

the goal

"generations" are a meaningless marketing tool

Trips and UK gets overrun by negros.

hate that uncomfortable feeling in my willy after peeing immediately after a wank

no man deserves that fate

jog on nip

haha nah you're alright lad. i'm honestly pleased people are using my gimmicks. you crack on son.

>scripting little monkey hasn't fucked off yet

dire

jokes on you it already has

>Landlord told me they’re going to take £120 off my deposit because I broke a tiny lamp in the bathroom
>Ask for recipts and invoices
>Landlord gives me an obviously fake electricians invoice for £120 dated TWO WEEKS before I even broke the lamp
Fucking hell what do you even do in this situation, want my deposit back

niece just came in the kitchen and asked why i'm "taking out the trash"
how is this country so badly americanised?

Wait wait wait...who are millennials and who are gen z?? At what point is someone genz?

small claims court?

>filter filenames with "IMG_" in them
>literally every bad thread is now gone from the catalog
hmm

It is a bit annoying when you're trying to google about the actual Sargon of Akkad and all you get are fucking links to his channel and videos.

are you a student

I actually made the original "poo poo willy" post which sparked that "are you 12 or 13 years old" thing

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Hope you told her to fuck off yank

if your hand is bigger than your face than you're a millennial

are you a student?
if you are go to your uni's student advice thing or take the cunt to the small claims court

daily reminder that /britgoingout/ crew meeting at phonox tonight for our third week of shenanigans in a row, all welcome

Plenty of real life figures appear, such as Samuel Pepys. I want to keep the character stories simplistic, I'm thinking one of the halves will just be Romeo and Juliet.

millennial means someone born between 1980 and 2000
gen z is someone born after 2000
HOWEVER
a millennial who's brought up on technology and born in the 90s can be considered a gen z

>Sissy Singaporean boys

just hit a fat line now my nose is burning

IMG_* and posts starting with a capital letter are telltale signs of a slimy stupid fucking phoneposter

>go outside
>everybody speaks English
how is this country so Anglicised?

Depends who you're talking to. I've seen some say millennials go all the way to 2004 even. I'm on the border area of 1996 so I don't really have a generation because half the time I'm said to be a millennial and the other half I'm Z

So it's pakis instead.

don't worry they'll be speaking Spanish soon

>millennials whine about all the super racist sexist homophobes being all old people
>turns out it's just everybody but millennials, being normal

Trips and UK breaks down in 2 years.

write a letter to Ortis on shortchange

What's the plan?