Friendly banter an american

>friendly banter an american
>WED NUKE YOUR COUNTRY IN A SINGLE DAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRAAAAAAAAH

He knew your country?

(user was drone strikes for this post)

>implying Americans know where your country is on the map

>inb4 what the fuck is a malta?

we don't banter so good

they would just accidentally nuke themselves

>implying it's friendly banter and not bullying most of the time

Isn't Malta the country that doesn't technically have any land?

do Maltans speak Italian or English? I mean like at home and shiet

It's the same response, always. You don't see britbongs responding like that.

Because they aren't bullied as much. The only other flags that are are canada and india

I dunno, I've always preferred getting a decent amount of negative comments than getting no comments at all.

Also, you forgot Sweden.

They speak arab.

Malta?
Isn't that a beer or something?

>playing the victim
Why is this behaviour so popular in USA?

When was Malta nuked?

Germans and the french are bullied just as much as americans

I met an American who thought Canada was in europe the other day

americans have an habbit of making war on non-jewish semites, yes, what's the problem?

Americans have never betrayed an ally

Unlike most other cunts

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They speak Maltese m8. It's like Tunisian Arabic but with tons of Italian and English influence.

Sounds like you couldn't handle the banter and had to come whine to Sup Forums about it

That will only make our sneak attack more effective. Have you ever wondered why we've amassed 90% of our population at the border? They'll never see it coming.

he probably nuked cyprus by accident

but they really did it to us

>an american made this

I bet he stroked his mutilated penis at the overwhelming sense of power he got out of this

There is nothing wrong with this

>that feel when you nuke the guy that manufactures all of your shit
>that feel when burgers REEE because everything is now more expensive

How do non-monarchies, like the USA, Russia, Italy, China, Germany and Turkey, deal with the fact that their government shits on their civil rights, corruption is rampant and policies are decided by the deep state.

Why don't you just submit to our King?

your king has no reason to give a damn about non-Dutch people and would be a dick to them

King is a four letter word here, no pun intended. We are like post-Superbus Romans

Why not submit to our Queen, as god intended before your disgusting insurrection.

When he was still a prince water management for the United Nations was his pet project. And being part of the Olympics committee. He enjoys doing international stuff.

Increasingly corrupt and decaying towards your inevitable descent into an emperor's hands?

based canada

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The Dutch King always goes on "trade missions". He cares about everything where money flows on this world.

Our King in the lower left doing some diplomacy.

>democratic constitutional monarchy
Same shit as ours, only with a different puppet to represent the State. The only monarchy worth anything is Liechtenstein

The guy leaning over behind His left shoulder looks like Putin

you've got to admit it's a nice quote

it is Putin

What about Monaco, Luxembourg and several of the Muslim ones?

Because he is Putin.

Here is a meeting of the King (standing) and Obama and the world leaders at his place.

He was quoting an Indian religious text. It's a poo in the loo quote referring to Goro from Mortal Kombat.

Monaco's royal family has been polluted by commoner blood
Luxembourg is a nest of Jews
Muslims are heathens

Well that makes sense

I know that. Doesn't make it any less badass.

Also, San Marino is a republic, but they have been that way since forever and are a city state, so they are ok. Still, wouldn't want to ruin their State by immigrating there

For some reason blacks don't like the art on his chariot.

They better not complain too much or Zwarte Piet won't give them any sweets.

The story is Zwarte Piet beats bad kids up with a rod, puts them in a postal sack and deports them to Spain.

Except that he has power over all institutions, he's above the law and has no reason to participate in anyone's games. No deep state or corrupt government will pass a monarch.

According to Wikipedia, your king only has legislative power shared with the cabinet. You are as cucked by Illuminism as anyone else

In the Netherlands the King and the Dutch ministers have no power on their own. But they have near absolute power, unless they need to pass a new law, together. They can sack the parliament, appoint ministers, judges, mayors etc. There is no real difference between a minister and the King except that the Minister usually does the talking and the King the signing.

A single day? It would only take a single nuke.