>Americans
Fucking stop.
Americans
That's kinda gay
kek, there are no brakes on the US pulisic hype train
Yes please. Hope the Yuros kill the this meme kid and expose him somehow.
Soccer is gay. We don't want it growing here via this twink. We don't want soccer, Yuros and Mexicans don't want us as soccer fans. Win/win.
How do you stop him, Yuros?
Lol is he even that good?
>I speak for everyone
Imagine being this obsessed and autistic over a sport, Cletus. Almost as impressive as your cuckhold obsession with niggers and nigger sports.
Pay for that wall yet, Paco?
Not until you get a job Billybob
Paid for that cuck shed?
18 and has already been the best player on the USMNT for the past year
These irritated Mexicans.
You guys sound on edge. INS must be creeping, eh?
>reddit spacing
>eh
Every post you make makes me cringe
Just imagine it:
>passes the ball
this pass was brought to you by
Doritos™
Gatorade™
Adidas™
game continues
>shoots to the goal
fades to black screen
"did you know half of the american soldiers can not find a job after they return from military service?"
"call 1800 92839 and help donating a little amount to them"
fades back to the game
Pulisic™ StarView™ AT&T™ brought to you by:
Budweiser Light™
Chevrolet™
But ESPN doesn't have broadcasting rights for the USMNT anymore, at least for competitive matches.
The ol' ironic cuckpost.
Love spotting millennials.
Turns out I was wrong, don't know what the fuck is going on since Fox has had every home match at the very least with BeIN showing away matches.
>How do you stop him, Yuros?
Get Chelsea or United to pay him lots of money, sorted.
>no Pepsi™ or Ford™ commercials
what the fuck are you doing Joao
This thread brought to you by KFC™.
kek
You guys really wanna kill him like you did Freddy.
>kek
costa rica - shirts
usa - skins
make it happen. take my money.
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ESPN has done this for sporting events multiple times.
>mfw a Chicano actually thought he was a real Mexican
>I'm not a muhhlenials
Love spotting underagers.
Why are soccer players so effeminate?
Why are Americans obsessed with men's physique? It's kinda gay
>not admiring the male figure
Some BRs used to call Neymar "neymarketing" before he went to Europe. If he is good he is good.
that's the american ""culture""
Joao was right
If we don't destroy young athlete's lives, what else will our tv documentaries be about? Besides Aliens, Hitler and Jesus.
CHI
STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON HIM
we're just gunna end up destroying his development and he'll be sent to the PL or a mid table Bundesliga team, flop and end up in the MLS and only be known as a good mls player like Landon and Clint
Australians had a Jarryd 'Hayne cam' which followed him during NRL games after he came back from failing in the NFL
why? sounds great imo
>The United States is this 1 person on Sup Forums
wew la
he's the hero gotham deserves
fukken lol i thought they meant he was going to be playing as a 10
>no mcdonalds™
>no kfc™
>no burgerking™
hue wtf
He'll be fine. Kid seems to be level headed but with the determination to be world class.
Americans, you really should start a "/cpg/ - Christian Pulisic general"
good post
Oh god hipsters are gonna Freddy adu his career
Based yank
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Remember Brett Favre cam?
How long until the inevitable biopic staring Dave Franco
just wait til advertising is so micro-targeted and subliminal that you will have dancing anime girls selling you monkey soup in the background during the game
test
Thats not saying much
you wish he was black you nigger loving cuck, don't lie
Never forgetti!
I think you're the real faggot here, CHI (or Cletus)
George Best had that in the 60ies, it's really nothing special
lel
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its not funny but its totally true
good post, favelao
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LMAO
We are inheritors of the spirit of superior Greek and Roman culture.
lmao fucking rekt
no wait
make him play for whatever slav country his family is from
>"did you know half of the american soldiers can not find a job after they return from military service?"
>"call 1800 92839 and help donating a little amount to them"
What kind of faggot are you that you don't care about our heroes in uniform