/Sino/ -国 thread

Do you have what it takes to be leader of China? Edition

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have arranged a uni swap to Hong Kong for one term in 2018

Am excited tbqh

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>tfw have a strong attracting to East Asian men
>tfw all the ones I know are intimidatingly clique-y and only ever hang around other asians in large groups of 5 or 6

ITS NOT FAIR

Are you a girl?

Of course not he is a degenerate faggot and needs hanged

嘿,我是学习中文的巴西人。你们都好吗?Sup Forums上有很多学习日语的人,可是没有人有兴趣中文。汉化Sup Forums怎么?

t. Hitler

t. 小奥巴马

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Do you have what it takes to be Master of China?

Hitler thought he WAS the Masterchink.

I am the MasterChink

t. MasterCard

>中国线
>没有人说中文

>去日本线
>大家都用日本语谈论

rate this guy

When will South America invade North America?

can this guy pass as a local in your country?

Weird, doesn't it?

帮我吧。没有中国人就汉化Sup Forums不可能。说中文吧

God tier acting in《Let the Bullets Fly》/ 10

我也会说中文一点儿
为什么你在学习汉语?

你是不是香港的本地人?

自己想. 不告訴你.

你可能是外国人在香港。和中国人们相比,你写的英语太好了嘛。

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Asian:
+Japan
+China
+Korea
+Mongolia(97%mongolian)
+Taiwan(95% chinese)
+Macau(95%Chinese)
+Vietnam(86% chinese)
+Singapore(74% Chinese)

Barely Asian:
-Thailand
-Laos
-Cambodia
-Phillipines
-Bhutan

Not Asian:
-Malaysia
-Indonesia
-Nepal

youtube.com/watch?v=tYtD0icji6o
I want to fugg Prozzie, he's top qt. But I bet he's a total slut who has seen more ass than a dirty toilet seat.
[insert wise Chinese saying about dirty sluts]
[gong noise]

I would eat her shit.

SPEAK
CHINESE
GODAMNIT

我要一个德国的男朋友!

是的,但他们都偷偷是纳粹。纳粹男朋并不是好决定嘛。

Is that the correct measureword for german boyfriends?

Malaysia is like 25% Chinese and something like half of Thai people can trace their ancestry back to a Chinese person within 3 generations

I was reading a university prospectus and thought "Chinese and (won't post other subject because it's super doxable) sounds interesting. I'll give it a go"

Stop bullying innocent Bhutan

Who Tsingtao here?

Bhutan should stop being a buttslave to the Indians and open formal diplomatic relations with China (with India being thrown out of intefering).

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globaltimes.cn/content/1059715.shtml

War soon.

Remember similiar warnings have been issued repeatedly before China actually intervened back in Korea 1950 or against India in 1962.

Bhutan wants to be a buttslave. India gives them so much foreign aid for it.

Same was said about Nepal circa 2 years ago. Until that one earthquake hit and the Indians were so displeased about China stepping in that they actually blocked their supplies from the Indian side, which drove them into China's arm completely.

People always have a far too rosy picture about India just because Prajeet seems to be a harmless messy democracy with lotta sympathy points. In South Asia, they are behaving hundred times more imperialistic than China would like to if there was no US containing them.

you're just regurgitating chinese talking points. Nepal is still closer to India than China.

The Bhutan-India relationship is even more special it'll never break

I can not even remember how many cups of tea I had drink from these tables
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

So special the Indians literally overthrew the last Bhutan government for talking to China, lol.

And now China is commiting cultural genocide on Tibetans too. Bhutan only has to look at their Tibetan brothers to know not to trust China

reddit.com/r/news/comments/6rdod4/china_tears_down_the_tibetan_city_in_the_sky/

为什么这里一个中国人都没有,只有一个香港人跟一帮讲英语的红毛人

笑死我了

Aren't Chinese IPs banned except for pass users?

Oh, I never noticed. They're a funny bunch.

我来了!

>Why all these one Chinese person don't have, only one Hong Kong helps speak English of Red Mao
>I cannot laugh anymore.

help

>"I have come!"
well ni hao mainlander

请给我教一下怎么说汉语(´・ω・`)

别假装外国佬,我的同胞

用词典能懂你说的话,但我不是中国人(´・ω・`)

I can't speak, write or read Chinese. Also I'm against corruption in the government and against Foxcon style slave-drivers. Can I become leader of China anyway?

/sino/上所有看得懂中文的人都給我去辦一個plurk帳號
接著在這一串貼上連結
我會一個一個把你們全部加入好友 直到達成發偷偷說的最低條件為止

plurk是什么鬼

为什么那么求?

>噗浪(英語:Plurk)是一個微網誌社群網站
現在去辦帳號 立刻 馬上!

我好友不夠啊

Sauce on picture?

>Vietnam(86% chinese)

To be honest it more like some of the Southern Han Chineses are the descendants of the Vietnamese. Han Chinese did after all conquered Nanyue and assimilated them into their society.

Japanese want some of that 2 girls 1 cup shit too?

Will Xi get his second term?

You can become leader of NorthKorea.
要翻墙吗?
Of large possibility.Just like Hu.

emmm
我好像之前已经在plurk上加过你了,我的台湾自闭症朋友

My house
I want second helpings of her curry, if ya know what I mean

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Which one?

你試試看
應該是不用

China

grrrrrr your language is so confusing

>You should give it a try.
>Ought to is should not

wtfffffff

youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

I assume he meant "你试试看应该行不通" judging by the pingyin.

Well, what does it take to be a leader in China?

being chinese

compared to japs and weebs i hardly see chinese speakers use obnoxious emoticons ヾ(•ω•`)o(~ ̄▽ ̄)~

Have enough Finnish immigrants in China to make CCP recognize them as a official Chinese ethnic group. But careful, doing so might give China a reason to annex Finland.

that is a thing stemming from 2ch which China does not participate in.

Be son of a former leader

Doesn't that include everyone who speaks fluent Chinese?
It couldn't be that much worse than the situation Finland is in right now.
>would unironically welcome Chinese overlords

ching chong

>Why i can't find a single chinese here? besides from only one hong konger and a bunch of english-speaking white people, LMAO.
>You should give it a try
>i guess it doesn't require you to use VPN
ftfy

Isn't Finland one of the top tier western country? If it wasn't because USA is such a dominant and influential nation, I will much rather live and study in a smaller, quieter, comfy and not as much politically insane (Feminism, BLM, safespace and all that other shits) country like Finland.

Go to Germany or Sweden. Finnish economy is suffering from the same sickness as Japan but we're not as big or wealthy as they are. Government has made cuts but no reforms. We still try to do what we did before the 2008 but nothing works and the labor unions make sure that no changes come to the labor markets. We're too rich so we're becoming poor because we cannot a system this big but we also cannot make it smaller because people would suffer.

>friend with no degree is coming to work illegally in a tier 88 city for 6000 rambos and no housing

how do I talk him out of it?

You can't. Only a case yellow fever could make him behave that irrationally.

I always stock up on Tsingtao until my fridge had no space left when Lidl has their Asian week

Implying it's not the best way to drink tea.

Fucking plebs and their bags.

Chen Guangbiao for President

Good choice. Tsingtao is the reason why I'm still proud of Germany.

peru? PERU!?

it is sad.

坚持住。

scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2105208/beijing-reaches-out-young-taiwanese-summertime

china STOP!

Hong Kong University

tsjh301.blogspot.co.nz/2017/01/2017-satisfaction-governance.html
Nobody likes tsai anyways.

maybe I'm living in a bubble but I thought she's really well liked. at least that's my impression from reading peoples comments on the internet

The people who dislike her usually don't actively speak out and extensive media campaigns are used to promote their image. Idk about other people but I really can't give a shit about her anymore since she started that same sex marriage bs.

>kiwi being buttmad about tsai
i wonder who is behind this post?