Why was BIGGIE smalls in harry potter?

why was BIGGIE smalls in harry potter?

he's a big guy

because black could be anywhere

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

USED TO READ WIZARDUP MAGAZINE

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Because if you say "Biggie Smalls" three times in the front of the mirror he appears and ties to wack you.

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I was laughing like a maniac last night when this was posted. I guess it was the late hour and four glasses of whiskey.

I mean just look at the fucking picture you can tell that kid breathes heavily through his mouth all the time.

IT

hang on a mo...

MO MAGIC MO PROBLEMS

>Black kid
>at school

Truly a great fantasy film

Kek

should have just said wizard magazine

Since sirius was good does that mean Harry never had the grim? And that the fortune teller lady was wrong?

So was rons interpretation correct?

>that's why i avada kedavra'd your bitch you fat motherfucker

how did JK get away with this?

BICYCLUS DISSAPEARUS!!

SHUT UP

No because Harry does die in Deathly Hallows
but that was 4 years later. I mean we all should have the Grim in that case

Ayyoo he wuz trying rap out o' one o' da dullest franchise in da history o' movie franchises. Seriously each episode following da boy wizard an' his pals from Hogwarts Academy as dey fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from da others. Aside from da gloomy imagery, da series’ only consistency has been its lack o' excitement an' ineffective use o' special effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem inert.

Perhaps da die wuz cast when Rowling vetoed da idea o' Spielberg directing da series; she made sho da series would never be mistaken fo' uh werk o' art dat meant anythin` ta anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion fo' her books. da Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly da anti-James Bond series in its refusal o' wonder, beauty an' excitement. nahh one wants ta face dat fact. Now, thankfully, dey nahh longer gots ta.

>uh-at least da books wuz pimp-tight though
"nahh!"
da writing iz dreadful; da book wuz terrible. As ah read, ah noticed dat every tyme uh character go fo' uh walk, da author wrote instead dat da character "stretched his legs."

ah began marking on da back o' an envelope every tyme dat phrase wuz repeated. ah stopped only afta ah had marked da envelope several dozen times. ah wuz incredulous. Rowling's mind iz so governed by cliches an' dead metaphors dat she has nahh other style o' writing. Later ah read uh lavish, loving review o' Harry Potter by da same Stephen King. He wrote somethin` ta da effect o', "If deez kids is reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when dey git older dey will go on ta read Stephen King." an' he wuz quite right. He wuz not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you be, in fact, trained ta read Stephen King all ye damn hood ratz

WENCHUS FORNICATUS, DENARIUS RECEIVUS!

"stretched his legs" should have become "walked his feet" to fit the theme of the shitpost

Bravo

Like, how could Voldermot hope to defeat a modern military? He'd be like "expelliarmus" and then they'd blow his head off from miles away because close ranged magic fighting is not a good idea.

>like, how could Voldermot hope to defeat a modern military?

magic

> Irish wizard called Seamus Finnegan
> Indian witch called Parvati Patil
> Asian witch literally called Ching Chong

The wizards Schlomo Goldstein and Nigger Jim were cut from the final draft, sadly.

typical muggle education

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Well, she put a Jew in a dungeon so it's not all bad.

lol

LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE BITCH

Yo

*smacks lips*

What about the bonus situation?

Probably by summoning his giant snake friends to take care of them

He'd use small manipulations from the shadows, control muggle leaders and start wars amongst the populace without ever being found out until the world was weak enough for him to control using the small population of wizards. He was immortal, he had all the time he needed to do it.

>temperature drops slightly
>snake stops moving
>lol no fighting in winter

He should have trained lions or bears or something. Snakes are shit tier.

WAS

Cuaron the absolute madman

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Why are there so many Harry Potter threads all of a sudden

SHEEEEEIT

What if it's a snake made of the sun and then it collides with a snake made of molten ice?

that's pretty fucking hype

I don't know. What are you smoking?

Because people like to keep the pastaposter(s) in work

Harry Potter is not an album cover to a prog rock album

The goblins at Gringotts are Jewish stereotypes kekek

We need different franchises to shitpost about and everyone and their dog has seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Lean

Even Hogwarts can't run from diversity hires.

*teleports behind government and military officials*
*casts Imperius on them*
nothing personnel... muggle

Shills from reddit. They got chased out of /lit/ and know that Sup Forums has no mods or janny

What if muggles nuked the ministry of magic?

IT WAS ALL A DREAM