AHAHAHA edition
>news
Conner fed another easy win, ufc sucks now, poor tony.
Ronda got married
Diego Sanchez fighting Tyron Woodley next
Derrick Lewis drowned
Mike Perrys walkout song: youtube.com
AHAHAHA edition
>news
Conner fed another easy win, ufc sucks now, poor tony.
Ronda got married
Diego Sanchez fighting Tyron Woodley next
Derrick Lewis drowned
Mike Perrys walkout song: youtube.com
Say his name.
Jose Aldo Junior
aldo is actually pathetic
twitter.com
>From WON, from their sources, early indications are that #maymac did not beat May/Pac's 4.6m North American figure.
ayyy lmao!
I was enjoying our civil conversation about female MMA in the other thread. Pretty cosy but the spammer will be here any time now.
i get instant diarrhea just looking at that picture
Hehehehehe xd
>aldo is actually pathetic
You don't even have a right to talk about him so fuck off
>sliced jalepeno
How else are you supposed to put them in a sandwich? Hate that bitch Rogan.
for the user asking the Rogan heem copy pasta
search the archive with this image,I dont know how to do it
>tfw Shevchenko is going to get a TKO in r5
>*admires your flim-flam*
How do I achieve this heroin chic look?
based val 5 ever
holy shit this guy is 5'5 ahhaahhahaha
Best timeline:
>Valentina beats Nunes
>Joanna comes up to 135 and beats Valentina
>holds two belts simultaneously
>Dana introduces flyweight division
>Joanna fights JoJo for inaugural flyweight belt
>Joanna is first fighter in history to hold three belts simultaneously
>Joanna beats Valentina
You know Val has beaten her 3 times in muay thai right my guy?
Mortals can never achieve mcgregors physical appearance ever
Inaugural flyweight belt is gonna go to the TUF winner
Calderwood will never see a title shot
Who would win the rematch - McGregor or Holloway ?
>tfw ywn dress Joanna up like a slutty goth cheerleader before facefucking her into unconsciousness
>I would have won if I fought differently and did things that caused me to win the fight rather than lose it
I can see the point you're trying to make Poland, and I'd say Gooby. But this is completely different
Max would tko him in the 4th
And Mayweather beat Conor in a boxing match so what. This is a mixed martial arts contest.
why is she so silly
Yes and Valentina is better on the ground as well as the feet. She could win anywhere.
if you cant tell that this punch didnt have much power when it landed on this chin youre not allowed to express your opinion
maia doesn't get the credit he deserves.
he wants the belts but doens't wanna hurt anyone in the process
>"My favorite technique is to submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him."
- Demian "The Backpack" Maia
What are you talking about that clearly landed flush on his chest.
>oh so you a wrestler now
I feel like any respectable boxer would have hurt Mayweather with a similar uppercut
We'll see about that buddy. Velentina has a good chance at 135 but she won't get the belt off her at 115.
>oh so you a boxer now
it was an "arm" punch, power didn't come from the body but simply the arms.
i'd rather take one of these punches from mike tyson than a body punch from my grandmother
You said
>>Joanna comes up to 135 and beats Valentina
so I have no idea why you're talking about 115 guy.
Dana is gonna fucking give Conor to Nate next isn't he
Wonder how that'll go down
feel like watching a joanna j fight
what's her most entertaining one?
At the same time, watching this I felt like if Canelo tried to brawl against this Mayweather rather than trying to outbox him like he did last time, Mayweather would clearly lose a decision.
He's lost a step. Father Time is undefeated, but Mayweather can duck with the best of them.
When she literally beats the ugly out of Penne
UFC lightweight division is an absolute clusterfuck right now, what do you expect Dana to do?
Champion is out in another sport
#1 Contender is dead from trying to cut 50 pounds in two days
Two guys are out doing reality tv
Another one is injured
A guy ranked #7 gets an interim title shot because nobody else is available
You really expect Conor to come back and fight some nobody (Lee) for the belt? Even if Ferguson wins he needs to fight Khabib to prove himself, cus beating Lee means absolute shit.
#1 contender is doing fine, railing tugger as we speak
>thinking Conor will EVER defend a title
wew
i'd love to see conor jab the shit out of nate for 5 rounds in the rubber match
Why do you hate him so much ?
twitter.com
>My life is Yours, let Your will be done.
Why must God test Jones so much?
Already explained 100 times that I don't hate him. His thing is that he has nothing to lose in his fights. If he defends a title that won't be the case.
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Keep justifying yourself on a anonymous Iranian bird watching forum, or are you doing it just for your peace of mind?
unhinged
Get really annoyed when people insult Jose Aldo
He retired at the right time, but yeah, regarding McConor, he would have won even at 50 years of age, I feel like.
Good job he tweeted that otherwise God might not have known
why do you fanboy this dude?
CORN NUTS CORN TO THE CORE, THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE U F C
why do you fanboy whoever your boys are?
>i only care about god in hard times
its almost like he tweeted this as a joke
Why was Mickey so afraid to throw leather with CM Punk?
all times are hard times when you are a perpetual fuck up like Jon
Also you didn't ask but yeah, it annoys me because he seems like a good guy and he deserves more respect, he knows that words speak louder than actions so he's talking smack about mcgregor (who sucks btw) and now he's the bad guy
there's a difference between prefight trash talk and out of competition insults
Book of Jones, in the leviathan of consumerism
powerful
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115
Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
Do fighters get tested for AIDS?
What if they exchange blood during a fight and someone is HIV positive?
AIDS, HIV, hepatitis and a few other things are all tested for before each fight. It's 90% of the medicals.
they just drop in weight class
You realize people are just gonna guess cuz nobody knows half of these names? Not even Rogan could recall who they were.
yes they're certainly not testing for brain damage
He's just trying to get a rematch, anyone would be desperate for a rematch if they got 13 seconded. Also Conor does loads of out of fight trash talk, like when he talked about Max saying Max wasn't the real champion because he beat him years ago. Show respect you know full well you have no intention of fighting him again say good job you did what I did without the push from the ufc and the one punch knockout power.
Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau
Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards
This is going to be the one I finally get right
Test see if this webm maker removes audio streams
6 ft 7 Volkov vs 7ft Struve
Is this the tallest fight in UFC history?
Who are your boys?
Man, imagine if Punk had thrown a cheeky knee and KO'd Gall right there.
struve fought travis browne
Conan "Miracle-working plumber-pear gypsum" Memegegor
Bernie Swob?
Yes same, I tell everyone who insults Jose to kys
Who is your favorite non roided undisputed champion
I've thought that whenever somebody's badly trying to avoid a take down. James Toney when he was up against Couture, Tyron when he fought Maia...
Wonder who made that shitty avatar for bisping, maybe it was his son or something when he was 7 years old
Maia, Gaethje and Werdoooom
Joanna Violence, of course!
Might be a bit much lad..
Isn't it crazy that a guy ranked top 5 was in the Prelims at 205?
205 was crazy stacked. We'll never see something that ridiculously hype again after it didn't outsell 202.
Next Conor card (if there is one) is going to look like Ronda v Betch all over again.
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200 would probably have been the biggest card in history and for the next decade
DC vs Jones
McGregor vs RDA
Hunt vs Lesnar
Aldo vs Edgar
Tate vs Nunes
I think they only started seriously negotiating with Lesnar when they realised that they were putting all their eggs in one basket with Conor/Nate and pulled it to put it on 202, but that's absolutely true.
Reminder that Conor didn't fight on 200 because he was being a faggot about not wanting to do the media for it, thinking he was too special.
>sliced jalenenos
>sour kraut
Every time
it was punished mode Conor
this is his face in the interviw with the money channel lady
Holy shit he makes Schaub look small
More importantly, what the fuck are those?
>brother worked in an airplane hangar when he was 15 to save money for flight lessons
>ended up buying the company
lmao jews are so elite it's not even funny
Who's your favorite female fighter?
Not sure if short arms or just chubby.
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I've jerked off to trannies that look exactly like her.