Culture Pals - /cp/

Tired of being ignored Edition

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first for we're all gonna make it

>tfw still no asian gf

Don't know about that. It's been bad lately.
In 5 girls, 5 didn't read my message

post your photos here I will tell you what surgeries you need.

Nah. I don't want to spend money on unnecessary things.
The only thing that I need are braces for my teeth and getting them more white.

Carbamide Peroxide

>tfw no asian american gf

what plastic surgeries would YOU get /cp/?

none because I am happy with who I am

i'm going out tonight, but you guessed it right folks - i'm not going to get a Russian gf

>tfw no Russian gf

happy birthday 2 me
happy birthday 2 me

Happy birthday user

Why don't you guys get a QT in real life?

You can like touch them and stuff

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lefort, orbital box osteotomy and BSSO arent plastic surgery.

Plastic surgery wise I want a canthoplasty, rhinoplasty, otoplasty and penoplasty, gynecomastia

Also I want limb lengthening and a hair-transplant, spinal decompression, which aren't plastic surgery.

Much more.

I will write a book or something later.

What you don't want to hold hands and do other lewd stuff with a girl?

I think you may just be self conscious, but that's just my humble opinion

Also fat

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>The same 5 fucking people who visit your profile every single day
This fucking site is too small

You're just using it as an excuse senpai, and you know it

But if you're so willing to just give up on social interaction until you look like Ken after 15 plastic surgeries and mantitties reduction, go hide in a box, with your cerebral palsy, scoliosis, manletism or what have you, it shouldn't give you any trouble

no im hideously deformed.
if I tried to message a girl she would report me.

not a surgery, but I'd like to get my front teeth bonded. I hate the way they look

In theory, yes. In practicality, no

>if I tried to message a girl she would report me.

Confirmed for troll.

Because if you feel THAT bad about yourself. You never would have even considering making an Interpals account

I dont have a account. At least I deleted it.

Why don't you just post your fucking picture already.

You can event crop out your eyes if you want. I just want to see your damn jaw already

and I just want a girlfriend already.

/libido

>when a girl sends a message
>you read it and don't reply
>she sends another message asking if everything is okay
>read it and don't reply
>she's not even unattractive

feels good ignoring girls

show off.. -__-

I can smell the beta from here, she probably did too, you gotta take it easier famalan

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tfw u will never be an arab woman constantly getting hit on by autistic muslims

why does everyone think im trolling or have mental problems?

Because you won't post your picture

if I post it will you send me money for surgery?

no, but I'll stop telling you to post pictures

but i emailed you and you stopped responding.

I just read your emails (I rarely look at my throw away).

Dude. Just post your picture here, for real. Your emails seemed insane to me. All of the details you look into.

I don't think I'm that good looking. There is lots of things I wish could change. But it's not real. People tell me I look good, but don't exactly feel it. Just learn to accept. You're probably not that bad looking, at least average. You talk about yourself like you look like Shrek for crying out loud

can we wait 6 weeks.

I will have had my first 2 surgeries by then and been on Lymecycline for 6 weeks.

who else here /neversendsgirlsmessagesfirst/
also who else here /getsmessagesanyway/
also who else here /threeviewstoday/

no

just some botox because I have a huge crease below my lower lip but above my chin

I already have a fuckbuddy but its like fucking a corpse. This is a lot more challenging

>why does everyone think im trolling or have mental problems?

>or have mental problems?

Oh I don't know.... Because you do ?

Just a wild guess here lad.

>getting viewed by a thai when you're offline
justo

wew, I think this lady just roasted me. I was only trying to be kind

How? I mean the roasting, not you being beta-kind.

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>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IGNORED BY GIRLS? Sign up at:
>www.interpals.net
Ha. I don't need to sign up on a website to do that.

But it hurts even a little more when thirdworlders who can't even afford food ignore you because of your autism. Try it!

i dont im just deformed.

>thirdworlders who can't even afford food ignore you
How can they afford the computer to ignore you but not food?

Joking aside, what do people here post on their profiles? Or do you just need a few good photos?

BZZZZ BZZZZZ
JUST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE URSELF!!

>tfw too intelligent for Interpals in 2017
why did it have to be this way lads

>tfw wehn to intellgant too delete profile

post photo here I will tell you what surgerys you need. Being serious.

long story short, she said to be more original with my first message

>tfw moved onto hellotalk
>tfw its not a pervfest
>tfw actually learning languages now

>learning languages that aren't english
ultimate brainlet

>bragging about all the alcohol and weed she gets
what a fucking degenerate

>tfw too intelligence for lyf

>r-rude

tfw too intelligent for death

Be gone Magnus

Just what I need, a photo of myself stuck in the archives of Sup Forums. I don't need that punishment. Especially when how I look is how I look.

happy birthday user, which profile are you. Don't make me start looking through all the /cp/ profiles I've written down

>tfw too intelligenital for cosmostic surgery

stop scripting proddy

no

tfw no interpals bf to comfort me

I give up. I can't handle the roller coaster anymore. I want to get off

You can have him

>tfw still no qt white gf

no luck with weebs?

NINA

who is nina

email me.

[email protected]

[email protected]

With qt ones, yes.

The irish redhead qt I assume

Although not sure, I remember the face, but not the name.

>hot 33 years old russian woman pm's you ''hi, so you're interested in russia?))''

hmmm

>tfw no jap gf
>tfw no weeb white gf

Man seen here that leaf post about how you should never be with a french girl

But to me it seems the russians, especially if they're married, at least on interpals, are far,far sluttier.


Also on that note, do we have any french here with us ?

every fucking little thing reminds me of her just fucking kill me

>redhead
she should take mt2.

>mt2

Looked it up and, God no.

I love pale redheads, fuck off you mentally sick brit.

the disrespect toward me ITT is too much

That's because you post on reddit Officer.

Or at least used to

>do we have any french here with us ?
I've seen one I think, but I'm not on here all day so maybe there are more.

Even this?

Yeah there are a few french culture Pals

who here is respectful towards women in everyone one of their messages?

disrespectful!!

I know that, I meant online at the moment here.

There was a french user who posted a song sometime ago about serbia/serbians in french

It was pretty good, now I can't remember the name.

Was hoping the user might be around.

im the opposite :^)

Maybe he found himself a qt and stopped posting on /cp/? This happened to a lot of people, I think nobody from around 2014/2015 is here anymore.

I'm from 2015 :)

There are still some lads that were here before me too

this was like 2-3 weeks ago lad.

2 months at most