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You arrive in Neocastle edition.

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cara

jelly

th' taiwan holiday snap

would unironically prefer to live in newcastle than london

'you arrive in' posts are literally never funny

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mum just put this in my dropbox

mum made grovel for dinner AGAIN

absolutely awful

>made a post referring to grovel as food instead of gruel
>at least 10 posts indirectly taking the piss

it's almost like real life lads

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ah *farts* yes

peng

Who wouldn't?

>then a ken the way

Scottish is gradually devolving back into German

Fuck the north

Hate scots

have actually often wondered this about guide dogs

Now this is a good post

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caught bruce playing with his bollocks again

can I speak to the manager: the haircut

>back into
dont think so

can't watch these gay dance webms without cringing

i arrive in Amsterdam

german was never spoken in english

*enters thread*
*sniff sniff*
it smells like shit in here...
*leaves*

>bouncing your tits and arse around counts as ""dancing""
slut

would love to dangle my bollocks between those legs just before they snap shut

don't you mean gruel?

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ngl it feels good to do that. love how males can relate even across species.

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P Money's just ended Dot's career

>german was never spoken in english

Need to have a wank before I start drinking.

Are British unis as leftist as US's?

*Britain
haha

yeh

nah

>Tfw never live in a judge dredd esque /britcit/
Feels shite lad.

going outside for a think

post jelly1-jelly4

yes but not nearly as anti white

women have the privilege of having a vagina

NEED a dominating woman to metaphorically step on me

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it wasn't
it was a germanic language nothing like modern german

wtf I HATE brits now

Not in Islam, they cut it off when they're a kid.

fancy a wank

but because i am a civilised human and not an animal i shall suppress the urge for the sake of the 3 Croats I share my dorm with

just came across this lewd graphic

The Anglo Saxons were the only Germanics of worth, other than the Danes.

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arent you in amsterdam? go to a wank booth in a porn shop

What’s a fun online/free/cheap game I can piss away the evening playing

they might enjoy seeing you wanking

grow up

Who are the other germanics?

Used to wank in my room while living with roommates all the time. They knew what I was doing and teased me when I came out to the common area of the apartment.

gonna smoke some weed dude?

fantastic

chess

dead niggers... makes me smile...

tf2 desu

sounds unbelievably grim
shant be experiencing that any time soon

Of no consequence.

bf2, get it free to play at battelog.co
EA have let it go as it stopped working without gamespy and some lads have set it up again.

sounds fake, anybody who's played the game knows you only fight sans if you've killed every single possible character by grinding away until there are no more encounters in each area

lol

nearly choked on my grovel

>"UMMM EXCUSE ME, THIS ISN'T SEXUAL YOU PERV! I'M JUST ADJUSTING MYSELF! HELP HELP, RAAAAPE RAAAAAAPE!"

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Only friend just moved to the other side of the country

going to reply to myself and you can't stop me

russian roullette

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>want to go out but no friends
>see group msg on watsapp we getting some beers
>i ask where
>1hour later no reply

sucks to be me lads

JANNY

Battle for Wesnoth is a free old-style turn based strategy game

Mastermind is a pretty good flash game on Newgrounds i used to play

A Digital Love Story is a ~2 hour long short story/game which will give you nostalgia for when you first discovered the internet

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>"haha, maybe if i jiggle my tits on the youtube boys will give me money!"

haha oh my theres a picture of my scrotum in this thread. janny deleted it and gave me a three day ban

Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped...

hello

:\

Good job

Going outside for a wank

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post it again

youtube.com/watch?v=aL0O8UC72O4

oi!

growing up in the north ment it were grovel every day cept for christmas when we had yorkshire pudding and grovel

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>in college a few years ago
>share an apartment with 3 other guys
>I would often keep to myself but not always
>would fap often
>they would knock on my door and say things like "what are you doing, jerking off in there?"
>come out, drink a few beers and watch TV with them
>one day get a letter from the apartment office telling me to stop jerking off because people can hear it and there have been several complaints
>it was to me but one of my roommates saw it
>mfw

why is she in an eyepatch
please continue

>tfw no handsome man to blow me

being on holiday is sort of like being a tripfag but nobody gets mad at you or calls you a twat because of it

Show me a picture that describes your plans for the weekend

business idea: re-roll with a DEX build

>watch latest daily show episode
>Criticising trump for tackling racism against white people in universities
>Use a bunch of stats to say see look how unequal it is, we need to discriminate against whites
>Joke about whites having small dicks
The utter state of the """""USA""""