You arrive in Neocastle edition.
/brit/
cara
jelly
th' taiwan holiday snap
would unironically prefer to live in newcastle than london
'you arrive in' posts are literally never funny
youtube.com
mum just put this in my dropbox
mum made grovel for dinner AGAIN
absolutely awful
>made a post referring to grovel as food instead of gruel
>at least 10 posts indirectly taking the piss
it's almost like real life lads
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ah *farts* yes
peng
Who wouldn't?
>then a ken the way
Scottish is gradually devolving back into German
Fuck the north
Hate scots
have actually often wondered this about guide dogs
Now this is a good post
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caught bruce playing with his bollocks again
can I speak to the manager: the haircut
>back into
dont think so
can't watch these gay dance webms without cringing
i arrive in Amsterdam
german was never spoken in english
*enters thread*
*sniff sniff*
it smells like shit in here...
*leaves*
>bouncing your tits and arse around counts as ""dancing""
slut
would love to dangle my bollocks between those legs just before they snap shut
don't you mean gruel?
ngl it feels good to do that. love how males can relate even across species.
P Money's just ended Dot's career
>german was never spoken in english
Need to have a wank before I start drinking.
Are British unis as leftist as US's?
*Britain
haha
yeh
nah
>Tfw never live in a judge dredd esque /britcit/
Feels shite lad.
going outside for a think
post jelly1-jelly4
yes but not nearly as anti white
women have the privilege of having a vagina
NEED a dominating woman to metaphorically step on me
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it wasn't
it was a germanic language nothing like modern german
wtf I HATE brits now
Not in Islam, they cut it off when they're a kid.
fancy a wank
but because i am a civilised human and not an animal i shall suppress the urge for the sake of the 3 Croats I share my dorm with
just came across this lewd graphic
The Anglo Saxons were the only Germanics of worth, other than the Danes.
FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Thought this would give you a laugh!
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arent you in amsterdam? go to a wank booth in a porn shop
What’s a fun online/free/cheap game I can piss away the evening playing
they might enjoy seeing you wanking
grow up
Who are the other germanics?
Used to wank in my room while living with roommates all the time. They knew what I was doing and teased me when I came out to the common area of the apartment.
gonna smoke some weed dude?
fantastic
chess
dead niggers... makes me smile...
tf2 desu
sounds unbelievably grim
shant be experiencing that any time soon
Of no consequence.
bf2, get it free to play at battelog.co
EA have let it go as it stopped working without gamespy and some lads have set it up again.
sounds fake, anybody who's played the game knows you only fight sans if you've killed every single possible character by grinding away until there are no more encounters in each area
lol
nearly choked on my grovel
>"UMMM EXCUSE ME, THIS ISN'T SEXUAL YOU PERV! I'M JUST ADJUSTING MYSELF! HELP HELP, RAAAAPE RAAAAAAPE!"
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Only friend just moved to the other side of the country
going to reply to myself and you can't stop me
russian roullette
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>want to go out but no friends
>see group msg on watsapp we getting some beers
>i ask where
>1hour later no reply
sucks to be me lads
JANNY
Battle for Wesnoth is a free old-style turn based strategy game
Mastermind is a pretty good flash game on Newgrounds i used to play
A Digital Love Story is a ~2 hour long short story/game which will give you nostalgia for when you first discovered the internet
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>"haha, maybe if i jiggle my tits on the youtube boys will give me money!"
haha oh my theres a picture of my scrotum in this thread. janny deleted it and gave me a three day ban
Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped...
hello
:\
Good job
Going outside for a wank
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post it again
oi!
growing up in the north ment it were grovel every day cept for christmas when we had yorkshire pudding and grovel
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>in college a few years ago
>share an apartment with 3 other guys
>I would often keep to myself but not always
>would fap often
>they would knock on my door and say things like "what are you doing, jerking off in there?"
>come out, drink a few beers and watch TV with them
>one day get a letter from the apartment office telling me to stop jerking off because people can hear it and there have been several complaints
>it was to me but one of my roommates saw it
>mfw
why is she in an eyepatch
please continue
>tfw no handsome man to blow me
being on holiday is sort of like being a tripfag but nobody gets mad at you or calls you a twat because of it
Show me a picture that describes your plans for the weekend
business idea: re-roll with a DEX build
>watch latest daily show episode
>Criticising trump for tackling racism against white people in universities
>Use a bunch of stats to say see look how unequal it is, we need to discriminate against whites
>Joke about whites having small dicks
The utter state of the """""USA""""