/trans/ - Five Hours Left Edition

About 300 minutes left.

Today's big moves:

>Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain [Arsenal - Liverpool] £35m
>Serge Aurier [PSG - Tottenham] £23m
>Nahki Wells [Huddersfield - Burnley] £5m
>Renato Sanches [Bayern Munich - Swansea] Loan
>Orestis Karnezis [Udinese - Watford] Loan

Sky Sports "Overhype Bullshit Like Stuart O'Keefe to Portsmouth on Loan" Stream: nexit.fun/

Will any of the moves in pic related happen?

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27184083
psg.fr/pro/article/kylian-mbappe-au-paris-saint-germain
youtube.com/watch?v=U6cIMlKtfE0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Hang on: this just happened.

Zeegelaar to Watford from Sporting Cheese Pizza.

>sky reporter says the italian guy is a right sided center back
>cut to sky italia
>italian guy says: winger, can play left and right


I'm happy with anyone that can play both left and right wingback, if he can

>A couple of murmurs on Twitter suggesting Arsenal might be in for Adrien Rabiot of PSG

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>SSN STREAM

>mbappe to psg
>after neymar
how much financial finagling does this require

>pl has rules about shirt numbers
who knew?

neymar came on a free:v)

IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT

I'm gonna tidy my room before this deadline closes I've decided Fuck this shit I'm not living in this hell hole any longer

>3M
GOOD RIDDANCE

>Ballbag on Sky

Dinner time, I reckon.

>he isn't auto refreshing Twitter

Old man

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Ballague predicts Torres to Liverpool 20 years ago and now has license to talk bollocks forever

Boring. This is boring. Explain how this isn't boring. Why do peeps even hype this crap up. Aside from the police dept having a crack at arsenal nothing fun has happened. Fucking yuropoops. /trans/ isn't even a sport. Like what are y'all doing with your lives. Like way are you wasting eyesight on used goods like that one cow tit chick. Get a life. Wow. You could had done something productive today.

Alright lads nothing is happening

Going out for a few hours

Barely none. It's the loan system
blogg.fotbollskanalen.se/hyllman/2017/08/31/haller-psg-pa-att-rycka-upp-roten-till-allt-ont-i-fotbollen-lanesystemet/

JANSSEN NEEDS TO LEAVE. FUCK SPURS.

This year has been poor, last one was better

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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY WOMB

>yfw a club claims to have a warchest

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27184083

SPACEMAN

I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO

INTO SPACE, MAN

mfw

How long till Aurier calls Poch a trophyless faggot?

arsenal aren't even a football club at this point . literally just a property and investment firm in north london

>tfw to smart too buy players

4 3 5 1 2

Thank You Macedonia

Any updates on Javi Martinez to Liverpool lads?

you will never have a partner of any kind, you disgusting porn-addicted ugly freak

Should be a loan deal with an optional buying option desu fampai.

>Macedonia
Aren't you living in mud huts?

batman killed him la did you forget the ending?
oh dear he unironically thinks he's still finishing ahead of us and getting top 4

175m la' BUT >WE WONT DO SHIT

3 1 4 5 2

forgot about this

3, 1, the rest

this is desperate now
iverpoo are a laughing stock sometimes, but arsenal are much more shambolic

4 1 3 5 2

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8 6 7 9 7

>Sky interviewing a fresh signing

>tfw Macedonia became successful and has a gf

Bane is eternal, m8. His idea lives on.

brehs

They ALL have lovely bottoms

3 2 1 4 5

Time to cut back on the potatoes again me thinks.

mocking arsenal is boring because they know theyre shit. at least scousers snap back

So spurs have won Daniel Levy Day

>7 not wearing wellies

oioi bit cheeky ;)

user, please

Quality > Quantity

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4 7 5 8 2 1 9 3

Sanchez to City deal is off

Talking about a 40m fee for gomes from Barca to spurs on the radio

the fuck is the green shit in that cup

Just want Sanchez to leave for the AFTV meltdown 2bh

We all gonna make it senpai

Hayley Mcqueen soon lads

Just been told by my inside source that it's still on tbf

Can we take a moment to pity our Arsenal customer posters here

kek, based skateboard squats scoob

>brighton on the verge of their first signing
lol

need to see their fannies

name?

Its mushy peas Silviu

>gypsy cuisine

Good post

nevermind the arsenal customers, how about the rest of us who can no longer make "4th place trophy" gags?

3 > 2 > 1 >>> 4 = 5

psg.fr/pro/article/kylian-mbappe-au-paris-saint-germain

Mbappe is official lads

Woeful taste

ever?

2>3>1>5>4

>tfw anticipating the Liverpool collapse threads
gonna be good, they've all come out the woodwork again

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I hope you're right, fellow /ass/poster.

Is this PSJay's year?

3 1 2 5 4

>levy says there's no point going into this crazy inflated market
>goes signing crazy in the last week
based

this window, yes

AFTV is already in meltdown. The Claude video makes me feel bad senpai.
youtube.com/watch?v=U6cIMlKtfE0

can someone get an alexis JUST shop ready for when the deal inevidably falls apart

good to see newcastle failing to buy another defender

Girls called Bailey Jay

Leicester bid £27m on Silva

8>1>4>7>9>5>6>3>2

2 4 rest

some weird faces on 1 3 and 5

Meant for

He's a big guy

I really hope Arsenal don't buy anyone. Would love to see them collapse. I'd prefer Sanchez not to go to City though so I hope he stays and just has a tantrum for the season and plays like shit.

Good for you, mate. Little steps.

I'm not really attracted to girls like this they need to have some flaws for me to find them attractive. Fake tits are the biggest turn off known to man.

Which one?

>It's Not Deadline Day, It's Thursday

whoa

big if true

how credible is psg.fr?

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>McQueen is also an experienced event host.
>experienced

Hmmm

4=5, 2,1,3

Paris Saint-Germain confirm the signing of Kylian Mbappe from Monaco.

Silva, ya mean Adrien?
Fuck. Don't ruin this perfect dedline day for me.

>coping this hard as an arsefag