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Freckles Edition

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Asians are the superior race

Wisconsin

VERY dumb satania poster

youtu.be/fXEvYnaxJ24

birds are underrated

misa

Hell yes

tfw no gf

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>tfw no Jane-y gf to bake you cake and have sex with you when you ace your penis inspection exam

very good

tfw gf

got an F on my penis inspection exam

fugly

penis what?!

>tfw no woman to bake for you
this is why i go to panera bread

youtube.com/watch?v=knWwJPTwpx0

impressive

>not baking your own bread

is this you

>tfw penis inspector accidentally said 'nice' when inspecting my penis

he probably forgot he was wearing his inspection hood. I'm pretty sure its my gym teacher though.

Is there even a point of lifting if you're not using steroids these days?

no. i am kinda tanned, slant eyed, bulked, tall guy. like one of those yağlı güreçi.

yes

>tfw the nurse calls you back after you finish your penis inspection exam for a retake

when did they get new procedures? She took me aside from the other guys and started licking mine... Do I have some kind of deficiency?

Do you guys know what /cum/ stands for?

It's actually pretty funny

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>tfw penis was never inspected
d a n g e r o u s
p e n o r

lol

Post her legs

Are her eyes blue?

i don't have any
she's taiwanese, don't think so

Who /HatesCalifornia/ here?

>watch this
>realize how many times I've ignored these signs
>tfw

even after watching this I'm far too autistic to notice any of this in real time

Hating states is incredibly stupid

Things I am missing out on by not living in Wisconsin:

> a nice bungalow
> a nice garden
> a weber
> bbq with the boys
> a wife, two kids and a dog

not me

are BBQ's illegal in naziland?

yea

i don't have a garden or anywhere to bbq

Should be contacts

there's a stage 1 burning ban in effect here so i can't have a BBQ

Where is that, California?

Things I need to get used to when moving to Wisconsin

> imperial
> fahrenheit
> fractions

you can do it

Since I've been spending time in the sun, the freckles on my shoulders have come back.

Cuckservatives BTFO

WA
pscleanair.org/priorities/woodheating/Pages/burnbans.aspx

something that makes you think a thought

Find some practical ways to think about the imperial measurements. Like a pint is a can of soda.

Drudgey

Man that sucks

That can't be good

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Reminder to straighten your back

>pint
Bad example. I can't tell you the last time I had to measure out or purchase a pint of something.
>pounds
>cups
>gallons
>quarts
>teaspoons/tablespoons
are more practical to know

>theres a huge forest fire buring not even 20 miles away from me
>no restrictions on barbecuing
ah yes to live in a mans state

I've always been like that. I'm a crypto-ginger. My hair has also gone from brown-blonde to red-blonde.

>tfw only times I've seen open racism/homophobia was when it was from black people

>No forest fire burning here
>Unrestricted BBQing
Feels gud

>no threat of forest fires, because never gets dry enough here
>state still bans fireworks
I fucking hate VT.

there's nothing there to burn kek

OUR MAGA BOY
martin is in trouble


anyone have a petition to get shrekeli out of his """charges" by the liberal KEK COPS

RE
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M
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they're taking magaboys away one by one..

haven't had an unbox therapy video in my recommendations for two months now

shadilay fellow kekistanian! fuck racists/sexists/homophobes/transphobes

>live in a state that has the most forest fires in the lower 48
>still no restrictions on fireworks
god i love montana

He isn't really a MAGA guy though, you should watch his debate with destiny where he shits all over him

based dick chick!

pure unadulterated autism

Actually kill yourself. Find a high place, and jump off of it.

>there's nothing there to burn kek

love these posts
keep it up

well fuck

hungry senpai

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>“Donald Trump is a dream for business people like me,” Shkreli said during an exclusive interview with FOX Business Network’s Maria Bartiromo. “I think Trump’s going to make pharma great again.”

??

Did you watch what I told you to watch bud

literally all you have, is a couple hills in the west
gib those hills to us and wyoming, we'll appreciate them

youtube.com/watch?v=3VPLOVJ0u94

who wants my steam games?

Why does the left act like hopeless cartoon villains?

that's pretty neat, dad

can you link it? This article was from 2 days before the inauguration

you got keys?

"No"

We're going to reform Dakota, conquer Eastern Montana, conquer Wyoming, and make Dakota great again

no
can you gift games from the library?

do your homework, junior

youtu.be/srr7BGrMgRs

>euros don't know fractions

no, theyre tied to that account forever

just like the french, you'll die before you cross the rockies >:3

Fucking hate niggers

live in Colorado or VT/NH/ME?

I cannut decide someone make important life decisions for me

CO

Colorado

>1/16th of an inch

it's just retarded

too bad!!

NH

why

why

fuck off we're full

>living in 56percentistan
You're doing it wrong

Why would we?
Idaho can feast on the scraps of Montana