Freckles Edition
/cum/ Canada United States Mexico
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Asians are the superior race
Wisconsin
VERY dumb satania poster
birds are underrated
misa
Hell yes
tfw no gf
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>tfw no Jane-y gf to bake you cake and have sex with you when you ace your penis inspection exam
very good
tfw gf
got an F on my penis inspection exam
fugly
penis what?!
>tfw no woman to bake for you
this is why i go to panera bread
impressive
>not baking your own bread
is this you
>tfw penis inspector accidentally said 'nice' when inspecting my penis
he probably forgot he was wearing his inspection hood. I'm pretty sure its my gym teacher though.
Is there even a point of lifting if you're not using steroids these days?
no. i am kinda tanned, slant eyed, bulked, tall guy. like one of those yağlı güreçi.
yes
>tfw the nurse calls you back after you finish your penis inspection exam for a retake
when did they get new procedures? She took me aside from the other guys and started licking mine... Do I have some kind of deficiency?
Do you guys know what /cum/ stands for?
It's actually pretty funny
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>tfw penis was never inspected
d a n g e r o u s
p e n o r
lol
Post her legs
Are her eyes blue?
i don't have any
she's taiwanese, don't think so
Who /HatesCalifornia/ here?
>watch this
>realize how many times I've ignored these signs
>tfw
even after watching this I'm far too autistic to notice any of this in real time
Hating states is incredibly stupid
Things I am missing out on by not living in Wisconsin:
> a nice bungalow
> a nice garden
> a weber
> bbq with the boys
> a wife, two kids and a dog
not me
are BBQ's illegal in naziland?
yea
i don't have a garden or anywhere to bbq
Should be contacts
there's a stage 1 burning ban in effect here so i can't have a BBQ
Where is that, California?
Things I need to get used to when moving to Wisconsin
> imperial
> fahrenheit
> fractions
you can do it
Since I've been spending time in the sun, the freckles on my shoulders have come back.
Cuckservatives BTFO
something that makes you think a thought
Find some practical ways to think about the imperial measurements. Like a pint is a can of soda.
Drudgey
Man that sucks
That can't be good
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Reminder to straighten your back
>pint
Bad example. I can't tell you the last time I had to measure out or purchase a pint of something.
>pounds
>cups
>gallons
>quarts
>teaspoons/tablespoons
are more practical to know
>theres a huge forest fire buring not even 20 miles away from me
>no restrictions on barbecuing
ah yes to live in a mans state
I've always been like that. I'm a crypto-ginger. My hair has also gone from brown-blonde to red-blonde.
>tfw only times I've seen open racism/homophobia was when it was from black people
>No forest fire burning here
>Unrestricted BBQing
Feels gud
>no threat of forest fires, because never gets dry enough here
>state still bans fireworks
I fucking hate VT.
there's nothing there to burn kek
OUR MAGA BOY
martin is in trouble
anyone have a petition to get shrekeli out of his """charges" by the liberal KEK COPS
RE
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M
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G
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they're taking magaboys away one by one..
haven't had an unbox therapy video in my recommendations for two months now
shadilay fellow kekistanian! fuck racists/sexists/homophobes/transphobes
>live in a state that has the most forest fires in the lower 48
>still no restrictions on fireworks
god i love montana
He isn't really a MAGA guy though, you should watch his debate with destiny where he shits all over him
based dick chick!
pure unadulterated autism
Actually kill yourself. Find a high place, and jump off of it.
>there's nothing there to burn kek
love these posts
keep it up
well fuck
hungry senpai
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>“Donald Trump is a dream for business people like me,” Shkreli said during an exclusive interview with FOX Business Network’s Maria Bartiromo. “I think Trump’s going to make pharma great again.”
??
Did you watch what I told you to watch bud
literally all you have, is a couple hills in the west
gib those hills to us and wyoming, we'll appreciate them
who wants my steam games?
Why does the left act like hopeless cartoon villains?
that's pretty neat, dad
can you link it? This article was from 2 days before the inauguration
you got keys?
"No"
We're going to reform Dakota, conquer Eastern Montana, conquer Wyoming, and make Dakota great again
no
can you gift games from the library?
do your homework, junior
>euros don't know fractions
no, theyre tied to that account forever
just like the french, you'll die before you cross the rockies >:3
Fucking hate niggers
live in Colorado or VT/NH/ME?
I cannut decide someone make important life decisions for me
CO
Colorado
>1/16th of an inch
it's just retarded
too bad!!
NH
why
why
fuck off we're full
>living in 56percentistan
You're doing it wrong
Why would we?
Idaho can feast on the scraps of Montana