Let's talk about the pathetic joke of a country that is Russia.
>currency going to shit >manlet ruler with huge complexes >fastest growing HIV/AIDS epidemic >almost every death alcohol related >drug addiction epidemic >grey and poor and shitty >well known savages >had to import South Koreans to have a chance at medals in that shitshow of a winter olympics >Russian track team banned from Rio olympics >getting BTFO by WALES and SLOVAKIA in the Euros, lucky to not lose to England >their military is a joke, stuck decades behind the west >no money to run it anyway >they won't even proceed from the group stage of their own corrupt shitshow in 2018, if they even can afford to host by then, or doesn't lose it due to corruption or doping or whatever >lost Eurovision to Ukraine, Putin absolutely humiliated, spergs out and act all victimized
Where were you when the humiliation of Russia was complete this evening?
Enig, broder! Bandittene i ost er ikke skikkelige europeere.
Chase Hill
bumping for my truth
Levi Kelly
> Norway's navy. > ...
Asher Adams
bump russia's dead
Michael Wright
All of this is true, kek
Bentley Perez
Bump
Dylan Gutierrez
How can you lose to fucking Wales? So they had a massive violent chimpout and then they lost to fucking Wales? Pathetic faggots got what they deserved.
Jordan Peterson
Russia truly is pathetic.
Sad thing is I probably forgot loads of depressing shit that would be worth mentioning.
Alexander Watson
Someone's fucking mad, ain't he?
Isaac Taylor
Finland's greatest ally. Fuck off, Olaf! How you ever contributed to world? You have fish and oil. That's Vigernes. On the other hand, share over 1000km border with nuclear power state...
Eli Perry
meanwhile in the real world
norway scared shitless of russia
Elijah Morris
Being kind of irrelevant yet rich and civilized is way better than being a savage third world tier shit country making the world a shittier place
Ryder Miller
That pathetic joke could steamroll your nation in a month. Despite being "decades behind the west", which they arent. Russia possesses superior magrav technology. Norway would literally be dead in the water the moment russian navy approached. They also possess the most advanced AA weapons system on the planet.
Your other opinions may be true, but when it comes to military tech, Russia is definitely in the top 5.
Grayson Lewis
Russia could annhilate norway in literally a matter of 2 minutes only. Their ICBMS reach them in less than 1 minute
Jason Myers
Nobody is denying that we are afraid of Russia. Why the fuck wouldn't we be?
A huge 130 million people country growing increasingly unstable would of course steamroll us if they wanted to. They wouldn't stand a chance against NATO, though.
Zachary Cooper
>rich No. You're a oil based economy only. You are not diversified, even less than Russia. While you have debt, russia has literally zero debt and more reserves than you will ever have in decades.
Daniel Murphy
>ukraine
found the joke
Kevin Torres
> They wouldn't stand a chance against NATO, though. Debatable. Russia's military is Top Notch.
Jack Moore
>They wouldn't stand a chance against NATO, though.
My sides.
They would be in Tallinn, Helsinki, Riga and Vilnius before NATO even something happened.
By the time Obama was awakened, Krakow would fall.
Anthony Rivera
That is highly debatable. I mean ffs they can't even beat Wales.
Jayden Thomas
I'm speaking about conventional warfare, nuclear war is not an option in modern theatres. 1 month is conservative. Realistically I would expect Russia to control Oslo within a week.
Blake Williams
Why do small insignificant nations think they have the right to criticize nations that actually matter in world politics?
Josiah Green
You're right. If we go by east-ukraine, where russia didn't even use their conventional army, only their proxy mercs, then we can say that they would take over norway very quickly.
Jack Hernandez
They have a 4 to 1 tank superiority and that's if you include Abrams sitting stateside.
The Baltics have a nice natural swampy defense against tanks so it might slow down the Blitzkrieg for a few hours, as they make their way to a highway, but that's it.
Besides, their thing is hockey and Pavel Datsyuk is going back to Russia and will be a Major in their army reserve, so we're fucked.
Jace Stewart
If they had lost in Rugby it would have made sense, Wales is pretty damn good at rugby, I was shocked as anybody else when Wales beat them today.
Michael Russell
I don't know but mexico and canada does this shit to us all all the time.
Jace Roberts
You matter because you are a problem. The same way a ghetto full of niggers matters in a city. It's a dangerous ghetto full of armed niggers who sell drugs, rape murder people. The city cannot get any investments because of the niggers and has to increase police spending to deal with the niggers. But nobody actually likes the niggers.
Oliver Kelly
Not really true. Economy is in transition, everyone wants to phase out oil, and we would be pretty prosperous even without oil.
Our government doesn't deny us the right to say whatever we want. I know the idea of being allowed to say what you want seems foreign to you, Igor, but please...
Jacob Long
You, however, don't matter at all, so why do you continue to speak?
Owen Turner
And how exactly our country on an another fucking continent a problem to you exactly? Your metaphor fails a bit in that regard.
Nicholas Reed
Curious, how are they a problem? Who is strangling who at whose border?
David Ortiz
Shut down oil to the EU and Russians coming for you no matter how many Thorium plants you put online.
Jordan Rodriguez
>including bread and circus in your evaluation of a country That's probably the most bluepilled thing I've read today.
Dominic Cook
5 shekels have been deposited into your account
Jonathan Campbell
>Getting absolutely BTFO by Wales in soccer
Hope they enjoy the firing squad.
Nathaniel Walker
If I could shill for money, I'd do it. Where do I sign up?
Matthew Gutierrez
And yet our 30 million country has a bigger economy than your shithole. You can fap all you want about mattering while living like shit all you want.
They have fucked up priorities. Their government is controlled by ex Soviet billionaires, their infrastructure is shit, they have massive poverty and drug abuse, yet they want to play empire when they should fix their shit. They have ridiculous irredentist ambitions in Eastern Europe which will put them into a conflict with NATO if this shit keeps up.
b-but why you insult russia? :/ ruskies have nice music, westerners will never understand our melancholic nostalgic mongoloid-slavic culture :/
Juan Jackson
>Russia >country HA
More like a collection of subhuman outcasts
Ayden Fisher
I don't give a fuck about Russia as long as they do not try to invade us. As savage as their people may be, most of them are good hearted and somewhat understanding, but their politicians are stupid as fuck, but don't mind me I am just a communist rapebaby.
Justin Murphy
>when they should fix their shit. They were exactly doing that. Their economy was doing well, until europe started meddling in their backyard.
John Phillips
>westerners will never understand our melancholic nostalgic mongoloid-slavic culture :/
They really don't get it.
Lucas Miller
>Russia >matters HA
More like delusional drunks that think they're relevant
Gabriel Smith
HAHAHA EVERYBODY LOOK A RUSSIAN FAGGOT
Benjamin Rodriguez
The last war you fought, you got conquered and occupied by Nazis in 48 hours. So fuck off from trolling Mother Russia which pulled the Third Reich on like a cheap sock.
Carson Allen
They are not entitled to a back yard no matter what argument you use. If you want to be an aggressor then you better have your shit in order and don't complain when your economy gets hit as a response.
Bentley Gomez
Stop saying mean things about Russia reeeeeeeeeee
Jackson Campbell
Oh, look i am America. Getting outgunned by Vietnamese farmers with leftover Kalashnikov..
Easton Hall
BRICS IDF detected.
William Bennett
>Poland no such thing
Jayden Green
>All these mad ivans who are crying because we're not sucking their dick anymore
FEELS GOOD
Daniel Gray
Yeah, but you know what's funny? 100 years from now Russia will still be around and white while Norway will be an islamic state and will be brown/black.
>they're not entitled to a backyard >entitled What is it with you whiny fags thinking anything but ability matters. Might makes right.
>US wants to put nukes in a neighboring country and tries to cut off access to the black sea >Russia responds >OY VEY STOP THE AGGRESSION Lmao
David Evans
>took you 6 years to take that tiny nation >Britain brought Argentina to its knees in 2 months.
James Miller
>biggest nuclear stockpile in the entire world >military is a joke
mate u what
Eli Miller
>Well, probably Russia itself isn't so bad
You're a toxic cesspool with a manlet leader who dreams of bringing the Soviet Empire back.
Nathan Cox
I'm saying you're a sneaky jew
Joshua Phillips
Dumbass, fishing makes them more money than their 4 million barrels a day of oil does.
Grayson James
"WE DID NOT LOSE, WE DID NOT LOSE!! MY UNCLE DIED FOR SOMETHING I TELL YOU!!
Hunter Rodriguez
What's with the AIDS anyway? I thought they smashed the gays outta the country? Or have they been sharing too many pot needles or whatever kooky Russian drugs they do over there?
Anthony Lewis
>US wants to put nukes in a neighboring country and tries to cut off access to the black sea t. Dolan Cuck.
Tyler Evans
Vietnam is a capitalist democracy with American military bases, you fucking retard lol
Isaiah Evans
>my truth
Christopher Cooper
What did you mean by this?
Jace Foster
>Your women are bigger sluts than our's No, this is not fucking possible. But even if it was true, I would horny slavqts than our fucking inbred 4 tonne foundation skanks.
I visited the continent recently and fuck me is our selection of women on this island depressing.
Brandon Ramirez
At least he isn't closet fag. Face it.
Brody Nguyen
Atleast Russias leader is white
Christian Stewart
Retard. To nuke a nation you must first establish air superiority and control. Russia's airforce could be beaten by India.
Juan Johnson
The might makes right argument applies here as well. Ukraine wanted nothing to do with them. They annexed Crimea. The West pulled business and investments out and their economy crashed and Ukraine still wants nothing to do with Russia. Not so mighty to begin with.
Landon Ward
Polaks are also drunks, aren't you supposed to support your relatives?
Connor Clark
>LOL YOU GUYS LEFT THE REGION Thats not losing niggas
>M8 we beat the superpower that is Argentina Anyone can beat Argentina we had to put up with Rusfags in Vietnam too. You live on Island stfu
Lincoln Sanchez
There is only muslim season workers not a migrants.
Carson Evans
>put nukes in a neighboring country
Kek, no.
Anti-nukes, you cuck.
U sad you have no more Dacha in Estonia for Putin?