/nfl/ general - GREAT BOONDOGGLE edition

CAR: Panthers goose Olsen's deal with incentives
DEN: Broncos expected to part ways with T.J. Ward
DEN: Paxton Lynch expected to miss 2-4 games
DAL: 'Boys believe Tues. Week 1 deadline for Zeke
SF: OG Garnett (knee) out 'at least first month'
SEA: Report: Browns interested in Jermaine Kearse
DAL: Sides hope Elliott appeal resolved by Monday
SF: 49ers acquire former 1st-rd G Laken Tomlinson
PIT: Steelers sign GM Colbert to 2-year extension
SEA: Report: Seahawks trying to move Jeremy Lane
DAL: Schefter: 'Real chance' Elliott ban reduced
IND: Irsay gives non-answer on Luck's timetable

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This general has slashes, so it's superior

>DEN: Paxton Lynch expected to miss 2-4 games
>IND: Irsay gives non-answer on Luck's timetable
irsay's awareness of what is going on is limited to the arrival time of his next cocaine delivery

I agree. You are quite astute, my good man.

When will the world go back to normal?

fpbp

>Panthers get exposed in owl
>Falcons get exposed in owl

Rip Bucs/Saints

>Saints being great
>normal

Pick un.

Reply to this thread if your team is the only playoff-caliber team in your division.

Sup, Texanbros.

Disgusting

>t. Glitter Kitties

yo

>Browns sign ward

This has to be fake.

>Team with the 30th best all time win pct being great
>Normal
Fuck off. Tampa Bay is last and Atlanta is about 28th. Carolina has a losing record all time and has easily the best record in that tragedy you call the NFC South

I meant that's what's going to happen. Buncos can't trade him before Sat and are forced to cut him, Browns sign

ordinarily I'd agree, but the Bengals have been right there with you the last couple years, so I'm afraid I can't allow your post to continue.

WEEKLY REMINDER THIS TEAM HAS THE LONGEST TITLE DROUGHT IN ANY PRO SPORT NOW THAT THE CUBS HAVE A TITLE

Absolutely pathetic.

Dolphins

So just when are y'all gonna start calling him Cutty Sark?

I had Bengals at 9-7, but that was before the Burfict suspension.

our year la

Week 6

>@Falcons
Why then?

is Jay the QB of the future?

>tfw every team in the division is playoff caliber
AFCBest

Only Sweden could fuk this shit up so badly. Now there are 2 nfl threads. A European version and American version.


Y'all niggas telephone each other and merge or execute one. Cant believe we won WW2 together with this kinda of ineptitude.

Dubs for no suspension for zeke

So close.

listen here, niggers. the kansas city chiefs are going to the AFCCG and there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it

Enjoy Cam Erving ya dummy.

good thing 100m dashes are pointless to winning handegg games, enjoy your avg season lol.

is this a spicy new meme my fellow kcbro

>he doesn't know the magic walrus is a lineman guru
day of the rake when

The "Walrus" has his work cut out for him. Enjoy the blown blocking assignments in the meantime.

>Broncos and Chargers
>Playoff caliber

so many casuals ITT

>DeAndre Hopkins finally getting that extension

About time

>implying Trevor Siemian isn't elite

>playing in a 30.000 capacity stadium

SUDDEN SUSPICIOUS GOODELL HEART ATTACK WHEN

When he pisses off his bull Mara

>this desperate delusion
>the disheveled gypsy tent city of Denver

>people hate the Panthers just cause of Cam
>ignore the likable defense
why?

Bear with me because I've never streamed an NFL game before. Is there a common website where streams are available? Don't even know where to start. Trying to watch Lions x Bills

r/NFLstreams

Diva negro QBs tend to be more visible than the literal whos on defense

Thank you for the non-judgmental response

>BREAKING NEWS: Landry Jones still fucking sucks.

uh, guys

What did he mean by this?

nice b8 m8

>not even getting the font right

It would have been literally easier to make a fake account just so you could post a screencap.

>dat NFC North

Sad.

Things are looking up for the Browns.

>losing to >us

Is Dobbs elite?????

>o line collapses
>wilshit leg broken

Cant wait

>chargers
>bad

Niggers went like 5-11 while losing like 6 games in the 4th quarter by blowing a lead. They are highly underrated by the retards that inhabit this thread

I know right? three shitty ass teams and one elite perennial contender

>only division to lose to the 2016 Cleveland Browns
>AFC"""Best"""

nope, Chefs will be 3rd in the AFCW...

Yeah, they're doin' real good with Favre's backup.

How 'bout them TOXINS

They've still been a consistent playoff team.

i made it last year after >we swept the division. took a while but it was a fun one to make. we need more chiefs OC, I just haven't had time lately

>more chiefs

I think we have just the right amount.

>Tom Brady is 40

>Gee Scott 710ESPN @TheGeeScott 2m2 minutes ago
>My source is telling me that Jermaine Kearse has been traded to the NY Jets. #Seahawks

WE SHELDON NOW BOYS

>A senior citizen is literally and unironically the best player in the NFL.

>Mike Garafolo@MikeGarafolo
>Done deal. Sheldon Richardson to Seattle, source says.

WEW
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>the Jests

Will this tank surpass "suck for Luck"?

hnggggg

>Richardson for Kearse
FULL TANK MODE ENGAGE

>Ian RapoportVerified account @RapSheet
>Once #Seahawks’ trade for Sheldon Richardson is done, they will discuss dealing DL Ahtyba Rubin, source said. #Broncos a top landing spot

>If Richardson walks at the end of the year, the Seahawks get a 3rd round comp pick

Cool, the 0-16 Lions lost most of their games in the 4th quarter too. Guess they were actually a great team that just fell on some bad luck, huh?

What other teams do San Diego people follow besides being Raidniggers?

heres a chef pic if you dont have it already

>yfw Osweiller gets another job before Kaepernick

queergirls

Almost everyone on the Panthers is likeable. J-Stew is the most underrated RB in the NFL.

I also like Cam because, fuck it, when he's on a roll his childish giddiness is infectious.

>/cfb/ is here
>still have to wait weeks for NFL

6 days, we can do this

Crapperdick might as well go to Canada because he's never getting another NFL job

Victor Cruz is cut from da Bears

what went wrong?

What did Sweden mean by this?

he got injured in the 4th preseason game

How many of these former Browns kneeled the other week? I'm not autistic enough to count:

Players cut to reach 53: WR Mario Alford, WR Rasheed Bailey, LB B.J. Bello, WR Josh Boyce, S Christian Bryant, DL Desmond Bryant, S Trey Caldwell, DB Justin Curry, OLB Ladell Fleming, CB Joe Haden, CB J.D. Harmon, CB Alvin Hill, TE Nate Iese, OL Gabe Ikard, OL Cam Johnson, TE Taylor McNamara, WR Richard Mullaney, G Kit O'Brien, DB Ed Reynolds II, DE Karter Schult, CB Channing Stribling, DT Brandon Thompson, RB Brandon Wilds, WR James Wright

Kendall Wright beat him out

I still say Cruz lands somewhere. I think Carolina would be the best fit but he'll probably end up on the fucking Jets.

Le permanently injured man

>trips of fortitude

Yes you can, but if your QB is named Carr, it's the season you might not survive.

I have to hand it to my fellow Americans, you have to be pretty fucking racist to pick OSWEILER or BORTLES over Kaepernick.

I'll take Bortles over Assweiler any day

We don't need him, plus Gettleman is gone now. We've got a decent corp of guys.

>David Gettis 2.0, Funions, ByrdGang, Jerry's Boy Bersin, That Shepherd guy from Tampa, and the rookie.

However, we should be signing Revis to play safety and should be finding some veteran to play backup corner.

They all suck.

>gay couple
>white guy is there to see his childs birth
>black guy is late

WHAT INDEED, SWEDEN.

I didn't give you the list to rank, only that if you ranked all 32 NFL starters and then Kaepernick, even the most assbusted crybaby couldn't mathematically rank him lower than the top 25

the text in the beginning is in Finnish

nice try though

I saw Cruz as another Jerricho Cotchery. Old slot guy. Then again, they've got Samuel and McCaffrey now.