What's his name again?

What's his name again?

But more importantly, what's his endgame?

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Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schnieder.

His endgame? To make entertaining kids shows, obviously.

Dan "no shoes in the van" Schnieder.

idk about his endgame tho.

Gettin dat bussy B)

Don't call him that.
No, he isn't. He is in a loving relationship with his wife whom he would never cheat on.

>implying he doesn't live exclusively for teen feet
Have you ever watched his shows? He's a pedo with a foot fetish.

Hey Dan! :)

No, he isn't. Those are baseless acussations and amount to slander.
I'm not Dan.

We know your one of his interns he molests on a daily bases. Sup Forums is 18+ pal go back to giving blowjobs to Viacom suits

Stop spreading baseless lies about the funny writer Dan Schneider, please.

Dan "hold her tighter shes a fighter" Schneider

Don't call him that.

Dan "The Man" Schneider

Don't call him that.

Dan "Came Inside Her" Schnieder

>this guy again

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does anyone else totally get that scene from showgirls vibe where the girls are asked to attend a special event for some of the executive producers and naomi and the other new talent are naive and choose to go even tho the older veterans (the girls who leave the show like Victorious and soon get replaced, like Ariana) warn them of whats actually going to happen

and it keeps happening cause each new batch know they need to participate to get ahead in hollywood, including during the intial auditions, of which many dont even make the cut, but are on film somewhere stashed in Nickelodeon and Disney vaults doing lengthy audition sessions only to be told "we'll let you know if you made it"

Don't call him that.
I'm just a Canadian who thinks Dan is witty and funny. We have all our opinions, man. Cheese it.
This is slander.

>witty and funny
>shows consisting of teenagers and children overacting

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You haven't seen Dan's shows if you think that. He just lets the actors let loose. It's not overacting; it's comedy.

Can someone post the Twitter collage? I haven't saved it and I've been meaning to.

I have an idiot cousin who watches those shows. But alright Dan. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Wow! A collage of funny jokes taken out of context. It's a nothingburger.

BASED DAN

does dan have equal opportunities for bunnys too?

But all of the best jokes don't have this problem.

>Don't call him that.
kek

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Well you shouldn't call him that.
This meme is basically slander/ libel.

""""funny""""

>those hot tub images

Only if it's false.

It's absolutely false. Dan is basically a hero. You can tell from looking at him that he only wants to bring joy and happiness to the whole family with children included.

choose you're waifu

Yeah he's a hero alright, my penis is applauding

a mountain

omg whos the first girl?

and why do girls look so hot when they wear tight shirts where you can see the jeans belt loops under them?

Ashley Tisdale

i remember the photoshoot she did with miley where they were barefoot in yellow and blue dresses

i showed my appreciation for it many times

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Is Dan, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

how do her arms stay so smooth?

also did she make that face to dan during the audition when her, VJ and Ariana were all in the final phase, on a couch and performing for Dan and the other executives?

Daily reminder Dan impregnated a 16 year old Jamey Lynn Spears

That's slander.

That explains why her career died, her vagina is ruined.

BLACKED

Not slander if it's true Canacuck

Around the same time her sister Britney went off the deep end, no?

Here's a tidbit for you
Nickelodeon stars and Disney stars were passed back and forth and it was Schneider's idea
The Man is my hero

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That isn't fear, McDurty is loving it.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Who this?

Also
>(((Schneider)))

Of all words tongue and pen, these sting the most, Pol was right again.

It's the daughter from Sex N Drugs N Rock N Roll

Dan "The Pringles Can" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider

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This all qualifies as slander. Stop starting rumors about that hero Dan Schneider.

>t. Dan Schneider

He already has

What the fuck am I witnessing? Between this and that "Bella and the Bulls" cuck show, why the FUCK is this allowed?

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I'm not Dan Schneider. I'm a Canadian who loves his wacky shows.
Please stop spreading malicious falsehoods, you stinkin' poops.

The day of the rake nears ever cl closer

Also Schenidergate when?

Next time you do this, you should tripfag. It'd be funnier.

did he slip those off her shoulder during the audition?

was she smiling like that, or did her face immediately change knowing what is about to happen

the bright lights hiding the executives behind them

could the other moms and girls waiting in the hall for their audition hear muffled moans of pain and a steady slapping sound from the other side of the door?

did they notice as she was clearly disheveled upon exiting and her demeanor was completely different than how it was prior to going in?

How is it that nobody at Nickelodeon has ever said anything by now?

Because Dan is innocent.

Child molesters aren't innocent #DanGate #SchneiderDivider

He's not a child molester. He's a funny guy.

Dan "get her in the van" Schneider

Dan "Slime Your Wife and Ruin Your Life" Schnieder

Stop this.

His shows are so funny

the way miranda is looking off at the guy behing the camera is hot as fuck

also those delicious arms and legs covered in green pudding

>He's a funny guy.
Funny guys get all the love.

Molesting children isn't funny

>delicious arms
I went actually went to the Nick Studios as a kid back in the late 90s. They showed us some of that green slime stuff. They said you could eat it , and that it was pretty tasty. I still wonder what it tastes like .

>ywn be back stage with several other virginanons helping clean miranda with your tongues

>tfwy get caught up in the moment and reach the same area as another user and then start exploring eachother

Those are horrible lies. Do you think the first lady would hang with someone so horrible?

Dan "teen girl feet muncher" Schneider

holy fucking yum

Reminder

This is Dan's website

Do you ever think they just knew, and chose to go along with it as they would read their scripts.

>lady

Don't call him that.
Dan probably thinks she's a beautiful lady because her husband was the best President ever.

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Speaking of Nick related sites it would appear Nick has finally pulled the plug on the Amanda Please website that had been up from 2002 to 2015 thanks to sites like reddit ,and Buzzfeed calling attention to it.

based Schnieder

calling attention to it how?

In 2015 both reddit, and buzz feed started talking about how they couldn't believe the old site was still up. Buzzfeed even took screenshots of the site,and did a full "article" about it. Shortly after Nick killed the site. If you try to go to the site now it it will just redirect you to Nicks main websitee.

How in the fuck did he get away with the foot rub one?

Was there a reason though? Why didn't they like attention bring brought to it?

I think it's his wife

Also
>Penelope Taynt
>Taynt/taint

Subtle Dan, subtle..

IP logged.

>pedophilia
>foot fetish

There's a 98% chance that Dan posts on Sup Forums

molesting children is sometimes funny.

Pedo bear is funny

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT