/trans/ the final countdown edition

>barkley
>conte

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Keep laughing at Chelsea faggots. We will see who is laughing at the end of the seasono, when we, yes I said WE walk this cupcake league again.

literally fucking nothing

Nothing will ever top the Andy Carroll night

*dabs your path*

>tfw west brom lowkey had the best window in the league

ANNOUNCE JANSSEN

>we

Also

>making another trans thread when trans is over

The only thing we'll see is Conte walking out.

also brought back gary megson as the assistant coach
top 4 confirmed

>being this anglocentric

This

Ross Barkley got diddled by the Chelsea doctor

>Brighton midfielder Richie Towell has joined Rotherham United on a season-long loan deal.
>you now remember paddies overhyping the living fuck out of him

The truth is that deadline day lost its soul when that dildo changed the crowd rules for sky sports reporters. It's not the same without a reporter standing in the rain being crowded by the mutants in Stoke or the Somalis at Arsenal.

>implying this thread won't reach bump limit

this'll be the final thread. i created it before, but someone else created one, so i just bumped it as new one reached bump limit

reminder that this is the transfer of the season

>barry
>some random cing-ciong

still, i can agree. cant wait to see burke and krychowiak (provided they get in the first team)

literally who

Umm /trans/ is over sweetie.

reminder that he'll spend a year cleaning rppmey's boots, be declared a flop by the english press, and rebuild his career at some midtable serie a club

remember he played for them in one of their playoff semi finals a couple of years ago
he looked like he'd won a competition to play for brighton or something he was that shit

There's still up 80 minutes left.

Meanwhile, in the Football League's basement: lutontown.co.uk/news/2017/august/aaron-jarvis-joins/

>Jarvis, who has also been working in his local Tesco to supplement his football income, told of his delight at signing his first professional contract.

>He said: “It’s absolutely amazing – a dream come true for me to sign my first professional contract for Luton. I’m excited to get out there now and meet the boys. I found out about it at 4pm today, then the final news at 5pm and quickly tried to make my way up here but got stuck on the M25 in traffic, so I arrived quite late tonight but I’m glad the deal’s done now. I was meant to have my work shift at Tesco tonight – but it was worth the cancel. I’ve not handed my notice in yet, but I will do soon!”

Who's the excited goblin? Burke?

Portuguese media reporting Adrien to Leicester for 15m €

>swansea bottom

unironically quite solid

not that Pulis didn't have safety on lock already

>Hammers fans

yeah

>club promises to actually communicate with fans instead of treating them like peasants
>instead say fuck all and delegate PR duties to a CMF

Imagine if your team balanced the books like Tottenham or Arsenal, I can only wish.

How much transfer fee did they pay Tesco FC? They are a Greek team right?

Reposting the bargain of the window

Fuck

>flag
>we

>Bony, who has opted for squad number two
Twitter autists in meltdown

biggest Croatian talent since Modric.
His name is Nikola Vlašić and he is coming from a family of olympic gold winners.

He is playing first team football since age of 16 and has more than 100 proffesional matches played at the age of 19.

Really unbelieveable player with incredibly healthy mindset towards the game and training

is that shirt collar subtly folded down because Jj's kit maker didn't have an umlaut ready?

>do nothing on deadline day
>still manage to act like retards

this season isn't going to stop being stupid, is it

KO'd at Group stage of EL tier players

------------------Foster
------Evans-Dawson-McAuley-Hegazy
Nyom------Yacob-------Barry------------Gibbs
---------------------------Phillips
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---------------------Jay

Did he play vs Everton in the EL qualifier?

love stuff like this
can remember people losing their heads over sheff weds' goalkeeper having number 2 last season

He's the wrong side of 20 m80

>Jj Juventus TV
>J Live
>J|Medical

I have had Jjust about enough of this Italian avant-garde fashionista corporate rebrand

>biggest Croatian talent since Modric

So he's a meme basically that'll have a good 6 months in his mid 20s purely to force through a move, be completely average after he does move, but Sup Forums will circlejerk over him because he plays for Halal and he had a good 6 months 5 years beforehand? Cool, I can hardly wait.

>stay and stack shelves in tesco or
>play for luton
Feel sorry for the lad, bad career move desu.

Feels comfy

Good guy but he's a bit finished, just will get in the way of Rugani

Sure, he could be the next Halilovic right?

Not until they go.

Feels a bit like we've made some good signings, but barely over the Slutsky's threshold. Deliberately or not, dunno.

It's gg.

Feelings on not getting perisic?

youtube.com/watch?v=rUcvIoKwSs8
CLAUDE
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Drinky and Mahrezy when
reeee

yeah... that's the main reason this deal happened

Pls gib qtnho

Last minute tinder match to user was finalised just before the window closed #WelcomeFatChickFromSchool

nice effortpost

He's only 29 m8, about to hit his CB prime

NOT FOR SALE

yeah that's what they said about Kramaric and Pasalic too

Got that Fikayo Tomori anyway, worth a crack.

Not him but Lukaku, Ibra, Rashford, Martial, Mkhitaryan, Lingard and Mata should be enough.

>Hayley finally getting up from her chair to reveal her leather skirt

What's that bump on his head?

SCREENSHOT

What is it with african strikers and retarded numbers?

safc.com/news/team-news/2017/august/deadline-day/mcmanaman-pens-two-year-deal

>Sunderland signing Callum "Geordie Legbreaker" McManaman

And Kovacic

Hasn't played well in 3 seasons

hmmmm

>Spurs building new stadium for like £800million
>Still spent more than Arsenal on transfers because they "have no money"

no, because this guy actually has a brain. Halilovic is just a dumb fuck who is getting wasted all the time, parties and fucks croatian ''elite'' hoes from tv a music bussiness (which is also what i would do).

yeah, he played great the both games, especially the second leg. He had more than 11 sucessfull dribbles in that game.

nah, he is not a meme. He already played a shit ton of games for a 19 yeard old, and also captined his team

>three Chelsea loanees
Slut using his Roman connections I see.

Hopefully Tomori doesn't repeat his 50 yard own goal from the World Cup.

...

Suicidal move desu

kramaric was never that good, but he is a great player now.

He is rated levels above Pašalić, but his mistake was joining chelsea

alright time for bed lads, see you in january

>A need a nice young lady as well

Hook him up with those sky slags.

lotta tit meat
better show than the transfers anyway

>Only "brit" in the team
>Is a nigger
>Has a japanese sounding name

London was a mistake

#Shambles

Sums this deadline day up desu

What a fucking disappointing deadline day. None of the big moves that were "100% done deals" happened. Even Costa stayed through all of that

They say there's 6 signings going in UK
Mahrez isnt one of them.
But Drinky is.

I suppose Barkley's decision making off the pitch reflects his decision making on it

Hayley and Natalie are both putting on some pounds and I like it

SI FOR SALE

Probably won't get much of a look-in, but bodies are bodies.

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said happy to be back to sky news

>driving from Cardiff to Sunderland

Will probably join Atletico tomorrow

Well Spurs now have the most handsome player in the league. I'm completely straight but Llorente is a man who's throbbing cock I would gladly suck on

la liga has till tomorrow at midnight

>7 deals currently subject to deal sheet
went up..

Stream link pls I thought it was over

Is that only between La Liga clubs tho?

Mahrez to chelski

>biggest Croatian talent
What ever happened to hailovic?