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is this you?

This thread needs more anime and gay roleplaying

No, you can now leave
thanks

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hoo haa

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You're lucky I'm stuck at work, if I wasn't this thread would be nothing but my gay roleplaying with myself

(me on the right stuck doing dishes)

You're cute

>ignored
O-okay...

Sorry, work got busy and I couldn't reply

Hello qts.

Yes hello

You're all gay, and that's perfectly fine,

Stop voting National

Start robbing Indian dairy and Chinese takeaway owners

Did somebody say gay roleplay?

I want to fuck a boy wearing a Shimakaze outfit

Or be fucked while wearing a shimakaze outfit. idk which

>Or be fucked while wearing a shimakaze outfit.
l-lewd

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Could you be a bigger faggot?

How about being fucked by a boy in a Shimakaze outfit, while wearing a Shimakaze outfit

I wish I knew which cafe he worked at so I could sexually harass him.
That would make my day.
I never understood why shimakaze is always a boy, kancolle is weird desu

hot

It's because she's flatchested

Nice thumbnail.
Gotta get the gays somehow.

I saved it from here

Might go shopping lads

Pls no
What do you plan to buy?

>Pls no
:(
>What do you plan to buy?
I don't really know actually, I have healthy breakfasts and lunch but I haven't changed what I have for dinner so I might see what kind of healthy ingredients I can buy, probably buy some chicken and some more rice and see what I can find.
I wonder if their is a barber in North Dunedin because I hate having to walk into town for a haircut.

another dildo

Why don't you just buy a fuck buddy?

It will probably arrive on monday desu, I don't NZ post does much on weekends.

I wouldn't be surprised desu

because I have one that does me for free ;3

He also helps pay rent so that's nice

maybe you'll have more fun with this one

whose is this?

Not mine unfortunately

>bad dragon
wew
I still use the one I bought and it works fine, it's just not the use case I actually wanted.

>I still use the one I bought
I thought you said you didn't like the buttplug

I still like it, its a tad small but it still works for when I'm jerking off but I obviously can't use it as a dildo.
I'll probably still use it even after the new one arrives.

>it still works for when I'm jerking off
lewd

I'm still not sure exactly what's happening here.

Me with the black hair

I guess she's rubbing herself on nikos leg

Don't try and figure it out, lesbians defy physics

I thought they were scissoring but the angle looks wrong.

My coworkers pressured my into taking one of those personality tests, apparently my personality type is intp-t but I don't agree

>95% introverted
who would have thought

You know if you post on Sup Forums there is like a 99% chance you are a INTP, it's just how demographics work.

What do you think you are?

Dunno, I haven't looked at the other types

But the introverted part is defiantly correct

It seems I've changed a little bit from when I took the test a year ago, I've gone from a INTP to a ISTP.
Apparently I'm just like James bond, I can live with that.

haven't been camping in a while :/

Last time I've been camping was probably 10 years ago with my dad...

Pretty sure I got ENTP or whatever the fuck it is when I took the test.

I used to go camping with my ex but I haven't been since then

Last time I went camping would have been a school camp in year 8

I remember sharing a tiny tent with 2 other guys, (un)fortunately nothing gay happened,

>pretty sure US is the worst country in the world
>reaffirm this every day with new information about the US
Putin, send the nukes please.

no one asked

wew that took longer than I thought it would

What did you do?

Went to the supermarket, after 5:30 the botanic gardens close their gates so I had to take the long way home.

I went to buy groceries earlier

>facebook notification that there's going to be a party 15 meters down the road
o-oh ok, I love listening to other peoples shitty party music early in the morning anyway.
Get anything interesting? I think its cute and depressing how american supermarkets have soft-drink dispensers (at least the ones I went to).

What are some good things to watch and games to play, I'm going to be without internet for a couple of days and don't know if I'll survive.

Whenever I'm without internet I just torrent a couple seasons of anime and play Skyrim/FO:NV.

>american supermarkets have soft-drink dispensers
The Walmart here has an Icee machine but I've never seen soda fountains. They have them at Sam's Clubs but that doesn't really count

I got some ground turkey and beans that I'm going to make chili with

Fallout

>Walmart here has an Icee machine
If this doesn't show america's cultural victory over everyone I don't know what does.
Why are you making Chilli with turkey, shouldn't you use ground beef?

>If this doesn't show america's cultural victory over everyone I don't know what does.
I don't understand

And I don't usually like making stuff with beef, I wanted to try making it with turkey

Frozen drinks are literally the best thing in existence, and only in America will you find them so widely available, especially in a make your own form.

>I wanted to try making it with turkey
Wouldn't it be far easier to overcook the turkey compared to ground beef? Birds aren't something you slow cook very much.

It's been fine when I've made spaghetti with it, though that isn't exactly the same thing. Worst case scenario I waste a few bucks and have to try again some other time

I love frozen drinks, but this is the only Walmart I've ever been to where they sell them. Usually you can only buy them at gas stations or something like that

Me on the bottom

You talking of food is making her hungry, I might start on dinner soon.

tfw no qt gf sitting on you
... or qt bf cuddling you

>he's cooking for me now
what are you going to make

>or qt bf cuddling you
absolutely the worst feel possible

I know that feel

I haven't eaten today, so I'm going to have a rump steak, two sausages and some fried eggs.
Don't judge me, that's only like 900kcal.
>I know that feel
I could fix that
*cuddles*

That is a really lewd pic, jeez.
Time for suicide I guess.

>Time for suicide I guess
What why?

Sounds tasty desu

I think I'm going to make some sausage biscuits and eggs in the morning

Forever alone.. and torture every day of my life.

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HOWLING @ this cuckrunt

>sausage biscuits
That sounds so weird because we think "biscuits" in the way you would think "cookie".
Southern Food has always interested me.
Sorry...
*apology hug*
kys, fuck off back to /brit/

I had a friend from AUS that I told I was eating sausage biscuits, and he was really confused. Brits only have scones which aren't even the same thing.
Apology accepted I guess?

>That sounds so weird because we think "biscuits" in the way you would think "cookie".
What do you call our biscuits? From what I've been told scones are supposed to be hard

I'd like to cook you some Southern food desu

>oil prices
They weren't even doing all that well when oil was high. Their crude is like toothpaste and the only refineries that can process it are in Texas

>What do you call our biscuits
We just don't eat anything comparable, scones are closest things we have but those are just a snack meal and not to complement a full meal.

>I'd like to cook you some Southern food
that would be very comforting desu

>oil prices
Their entire economy was super inefficient and was basically built upon overly high oil prices, it doesn't take a economic genius to see the glaring flaws in their economy.
Turns out socialism doesn't work if your government is full of corrupt retards.

I've heard about people bringing our food overseas and opening up restaurants that do really well. Especially in Eastern Europe

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God I really want to fuck that boy
yea for sure, I've seen a few american restaurants pop up, mainly steak/ribs/gumbo places but I've only ever been to one.

well here's your chance

cajun food is really good

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

me on the left

me on the left

you on the left

Yes!

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Me in the middle
(You) on the right
(You) on the left

Me in the middle

You on the left

You on the right

Me in the middle
(You) on the left
(You) in the right

The slut king (queen?).

>gag
>headpats
>tied-up
Literally 10/10
I-I'm not a slut!

can you once and for all stop this gay shit

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Why don't I get headpats?
Yes you are

no