/heem/

>tfw sheem queen will never cream your peen

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Who's gonna win?

Observer MMA news courtesy Dave Meltzer

COP IT

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Yeah,Manny Pacquiao fights under the Top Rank banner,

I don't doubt that they'd like to show UFC fight nights, but the key point here is that the UFC wants to up the $100 million-plus in rights fees they're getting from FS1 and ESPN can't afford that. That's why I think the Top Rank deal must be some kind of revenue sharing agreement, they're going through layoffs to keep from losing money

lol who cares

You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope yourbund

>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nicebunda, come lets go makingsexowith ustogethers

What do you do?

i would unironically fuck the shit outta cyborg
youtube.com/watch?v=sAOk-xDD0jE&t=112s

i'd be too scared to fuck gabby since she might start beating up grandmas at any time and that would kill my boner

Turn and try to evade them by bouncing off the ropes

rename that
>ASPvsHEEM

>when he touches people, they go to sleep

...

Honestly gabi looks alright there

HE HURT MAYWEATHER! HE HURT MAYWEATHER

Better version if anyone cares

No
Nobody cares
Conor-hatred is a mental illness

>i think you're misunderstanding the racial terms that you're using here.
Definitely, it's not something that was ever explained to me, people are too sensitive to talk about race these days
>white means someone with predominantly european ancestry. black means someone with predominantly african ancestry.
See I get this, and I understand a Mexican with white skin is not white race, but to me the skin is still the colour white. It is like do you no Shakira? She has Columbian ancestors so she is not white but her skin is still white coloured, I called her white and got called an idiot.

>hispanic is more ambiguous, you've got mestizos with more indigenous ancestry and white hispanics with more european ancestry.
I wish things could be more simple and we just called people white if they had light skin and black if they had dark skin

>regardless though skin color has virtually nothing to do with it. asians are pale as fuck and nobody calls them white.
Yeah see because my dad is full Japanese but born in the uk, my mum, one parent 100% white and the other mixed race, born in Puerto Rico while staying with friends and raised there for a long while, so she is considered Puerto Rican. So I am Asian, but my skin is as white as all the white people here. I just remember in year 11 someone asked me what I was and I said white and they said you cant be white if your family is Asian and I said oh you mean my race. You get white and black Asians it's not a skin colour and she said you can get black Asians but you can not get white Asians it's impossible


Anyway I randomly remembered it and its been bothering me, this really isnt the place to talk about this but I dont dare go on pol

i would prefer that. everything on Sup Forums other than /heem/ is gay

thats adorable

Nate literally looks like a monkey

The short piece on the history of cross-sport meme fights last week was pretty good

post mieshas sister

shakira is lebanese, so white

Arabs are not white and her skin is olive.

Qts up next

>when dana books romero whittaker

Is this girl white

Giving up a soccer scholarship?

You can really tell Invicta's been hurt by all the roster raids. I'm sure they can sort it out but the UFC really needs to leave them alone for a while.

>BOOM!
>head off the canvas
>and the new... king of /heem/

Funny thing is he has written more detailed write ups of those fights before.

I think starting next week I am going to start including a separate pastebin featuring MMA news and articles from back issues, starting way back when.

She gonna be covered in white when I'm done with her, if you can guess what the implications behind my post are.

Nobody gives a shit about soccer in the US lt alone women soccer. Also it could have been a soccer scholarship to some shit school

vanhoose is on the loose

Everyone with underbites do no offence, he's actually not bad looking though

TOO CONFUSING

Don't mock me

What does it say about me if I find gaby more attractive than Joanna yangieicheck?

no I cant, explain please

VERY cheeky.
VERY VERY cheeky.
I get what you mean.
Let's not spell it out because of the kids though wink wink ;)

Qt

that you're a high test man of good taste. youngjeychek looks like a starving boy

Cyborg's vag looks fat

Champ very soon

Not even taking the piss when I ask this:

Is farting an illegal move in MMA?

the camera work on this invicta fight is ridiculous

>pacquaio was robbed!
>back in the ali days, they taught me, THE AGGRESSOR WINS THE ROUND!
>floyd hasnt knocked anyone out since 1999!
>conor mcgregor is the baddest man on the planet
>youd have to kill him to whip him
>hes just too little!
>floyd couldnt knock ME out!

Who will win?

Does Cyborg kill the "Brazilian women are beautiful" meme?

...

Mark Hunt is a fucking beast.
Who needs a six pack, height or any type of skill when you're just a fatass Samoan.

He's my idol.

But I hardly know this beauty by my side

Farting no, but, and I can't find the source just this minute, but the association of boxing commissions (which also oversees MMA) recently approved a rule change that states that if a fighter shits themselves during a match, it is grounds for disqualifications.

so this would be allowed?

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>little legs little torso
>brittle hands
>SUMO WRESTLING
>nate was 200 pounds
>DIRTY BIRD SAVED MAYWEATHER
>RAY ALLEN CLUTCH SHOT SAVED LEBRON
>I WANT A REMATCH REEEEEEE

AHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=EFDGWxEdf6Q

>guy on the right is unironically the #6 heavyweight in MMA
now if you guys don't mind, please take your """sport""" to

I'd like to check it out, it's hard to find decent reading material on MMA

everybody poops

Fabrício Werdum

Really m8?

how much you reckon he can go down to? can he make a 235 division?

this is the spammer

He could go all the way down to featherweight.
He wouldn't win though.
He's used to heavyweight.

>getting the literal shit kicked out of you
>the laughs as he walks backstage
embarassing

That's the 2nd time you've said that to me this week monkey.
I'm not the one that spams gay porn with a Kuwaiti proxy.

who vs who
i predict who will win

filthy casual

Neither one of these girls are Aspen Ladd. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Really really wish Meltzer would get on Rogans podcast. He said he'd do it, but hasn't been invited.

Anyways tune in next thursday, I will post some serious shit.

t. pedo

come on user, post your mma mommy, don't be shy now.

titty popped out

>October 7th
will she dance for us if she wins?
will she be declared to have come in second place if she doesn't dance well?

>I TOLD YOU THE JUDGES WERE GOING TO PROTECT BOXING!
>THEY WERE NEVER GOING TO LET MCGREGOR WIN IN FLOYDS HOME TOWN, HE HAD TO GO FOR THE KNOCKOUT!
>I HAD CONOR UP 6 ROUNDS TO 3!

no aspen lad m8

Reminder:

i think jessica eye is gonna shock the world my man she's a beast 100% for sure

I DONT WANNA HEEM

FOREVER

CUZ I KNO I WILL BE HEEMING IN VAIN

SKEEEEEUUUUP
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Does anybody think its odd to try and market to casuals? mma just isn't the sport for that. You can't hide how the sausage is made unlike other major professional sports

No question

>you know, I dm'ed him my address, like you know, i live in vegas mother fucker we can get it in in my backyard doesnt have to be cameras around you know, walk up on me like that again and we'd have to handle some business, I'm fromdetroitthat shit dont work like that here you know?

>tfw when white out is spelled wite out

Why isn't this tub of lard finishing the game of thrones books? Reffing WMMA when he should be writing. what a pervert.

surprised this doesn't happen more

I want to lick that sweat off her tummy

THIS KID IS A GAMER

HE'S A BALLER

HE'S A PLAY MAKER

AND A SHOT CALLER

she might, especially considering paige has to feel like she's made it into the comfy life
she's just hot. she's the typical bubbly boisterous athletic cheerleader blonde who loves being as popular as possible and happens to enjoy and be capable of beating bitches badly
"marketing to casuals" is just a very happy, convenient, and profitable side effect for the yids

He looks like a bald Osama Bin Laden

Is this scatspammers origin story?

>Lonzo Ball is a transcendent talent

well ya but I feel like pvz is just a fraction of that "marketing to casuals". WME is going full meme mode with it trying to make mma movies with A list actresses and shit on top of other things

there was that card not to long ago where some WMMA shit herself, and it was all over the mat and the guy in the main event stepped on it. might have ben lee/mommas boy but i might be mistaken

Makes no difference since they're not going to be long-term fans anyway. The amount of money you can make from even one big PPV is crazy so it's worth a lot of home run swings

ah I guess that does make sense. I was really trying to figure out what their end game was for this type of stuff

Kish shat herself during her fight with Herrig

>all these haters bask in conor's "failure" of earning 100M dollars going 9 rounds with a GOAT

lmao@ur lives

>Does anybody think its odd to try and market to casuals?

No. If you think this. You are an idiot.

Carano was doing film in like what, 2008 or thereabout?
it's nothin new. they just market pridelords and alphacunts, because it's "good for the sport" but really it's just good for the bank accounts of everyone involved
also this. low-spectrum meatheads and neckbeards will flock like moths to a flame and spill their loads for this shit

There's plenty of things that don't market themselves to the majority

Sport is not one of them.

why hasnt this general not been moved to yet

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