/f1/ Formula 1 General - Almost time for FP1 hype edition

>Countdown to Italian GP:
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>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
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>Unreliable 24x7 F1 Acestream:
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>HD Acestream links (only during sessions):
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>Queen of /f1/:
Sophia Flörsch

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 220 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 213 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 179 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 132 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 128 points

>News:
2018 Formula 2 car revealed, it has an ugly fake Halo
No new upgraded engine for Ferrari this weekend

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Sky Sports F1 HD - 1080p 6000kbps
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Sky Sports F1 HD - 720p 2000kbps
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daniel ricciardo is a soft cunt

>8 posts early

Look at that cute little fella.

Holy shit... is this a service foreigners can avail themselves of?

Good post

He has a bulge with those pants. How does he keep getting away with it?

Your mum has a soft cunt. Tastes like Hesburger chips though

reminder that its his time

Reminder that he is a broken clock

>hamilton is little bit closer to vettel (220 to 213) in overall points
Is he genuinely the GOAT or will he choke?

>Hamilton has had the best car for the vast majority of races this year
>Vettel is still leading the championship
>"Hamilton has nearly caught Vettel on points, isn't he amazing"

Literally SkyF1 tier logic.

wewlad take it easy

He's right tho

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Wew lad

next wobbler too unless red bull is sabotaging amx's car

Your right Max's car was sabotaged causing him to crash into Ric and DNF him.

100% they had explosives set to go off and damage the tie rod to ensure he doesn't expose ricciardo.

20th for hating life and running out of reasons to live

Throw yourself at a hurricane.

Too far from the hurricane, no tornados appearing close enough

Give it a week, then consider a flight or drive to landfall.

Nah it was a sniper that hit the rod of his moving car from 2km away

Monza would be better reversed.

It flows though but I would like to see them do reversed tracks

what's his name again?

does he ever not wear jeans where the stitching looks like a penis?

Satan Fettucini

Holdsworth's car for Sandown

I Preston Erection once. Left immediately and gave the prostitute a bad review on Yelp.

Will be good for an anticlockwise circuit!

Good morning!

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I'm pretty sure I saw this exact comment on the normiebook speedcafe article I ripped the pic from.

Same sniper who took out Vettel's tyre in Korea, m8.
He's breddy gud.

Hi it's me ur normiebook friend.

Hopefully ECMWF is right, same thing with incoming Hurricane Irma.

>friend

this flag
this post

Is that the same one who shot senna?

Monza is the best

>No new upgraded engine for Ferrari this weekend

welp

No. This guy specializes in targets who move at incredibly hihg speed.

SkyF1 on air in 1 bong
FP1 in 1 bing 15 bings

I thought that's what the joke was lad. Conspiracies that can apply to Max that people say happened to cause Senna's death.

Woo! Summer break finally over!

wew :D

How do you measure those without Big Ben?

RAIN TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

Use the non-union Mexican equivalent.

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You sure fp1 is on?

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No. F1 is cancelled. Go away.

If you hurry and drive over to Spa-Francorchamps you might get there in time to watch the F1 in person

hi

If you start to walk now to the Kymiring, you'll make it in time for the MotoGP race.

timetable

>no Anglo itt so far

back to you go

>containment board in charge of containment

Has Britain really fallen that far? A person is just allowed to walk up to a cop and hump them and walk away like it's nothing?

Jesus wept.

>Server 3: Sky Sports F1 HD - 1080p 6000kbps: totallynotfom backup

what is this totallynotfom

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Lando Calrissian definitely got to sniff Pink's panties

There's literally no other reason to look so smug

he's a mod in morningstreams' twitch chat

Yeah but she probably wasn't wearing them at the time

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Tom Hardy is a cute. A CUTE!!!!

Taste the rainbow

>also Bottas dubs

starting lads

Thinking about how to crash against Ocon later this session.

Goodmorning lads, bit sad because back in Schumi days I could hear the cars from my house but now no

Oh god Sauber testing halo

good morning ragazzi

Yeah baby

Breddy cloudy around Monza right now

rain in 5

fuck mercedes desu

FISICO

>Sauber borrowing the halo from the GP2 car

>Sky blames Ferrari for oil consumption
>Discovers Mercedes did that before
>It's now a really good idea

Never change

>"pay attention at school, it's worth it"
>gets his maths wrong
the city of ted kravitz

>60% chance of rain for this session according to race control.

has Mercedes out Ferrari'd Ferrari with the Spa engine?

The FIA has been on Ferraris back all season about loopholes but have been ignoring Mercs stuff so yes, they've been Todt'd

anybody has a crackling sound on the FHD stream

Rain in 5 when?

>Ted in charge of Mercedes Internet Defence Force

>invited to a party tonight
>realise it's my favourite track of the F1 calendar this weekend

Who here /truefan/?

>Ted: "Mercedes is going to stick to the lower limit"

Ted Kravitz, buyer of bridges.

>the halo

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>David Croft saying because something isn't explicitly stated to be allowed in the regulations that it must be illegal
what a fucking idiot

HALONSO.

>ditching a party for mwl borefest
M8, most of us are probably just here because they'd never get invited to a party in the first place

one of the reasons on why he's a tv-commentator and not something useful

oh yeah sucks to be australasian when it comes to f1

I have a facebook livestream of FP1 how do i post it?

>3.7 spec

KEK