What's the most French thing you've done today?

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Well my lastname is of French origins and you could say I am a LARPer.

Ran away when the German kids were picking on me

I had a croissant with cheese.

I didn't shower

I woke up at 11 am.

I took a shit and didn't use the bidet

this

i gave up

What is it?

I spoke French, i only speak broken and nonsensical French to my cat.

Being rude

thsi

why

Because my cat is stupid and your language is stupid. I mean gender nouns, apple of the ground, feet fingers, need i go on.

but thats what makes french a better language than english
our gendered languages enforce gendering regardless of what tumblr snowflakes would like to be called
earth apples (erdäpfel in german like pommes de terre in french) has given birth to a great dish, Himmel n Ääd consisting of sky apples and earth apples
and feet fingers are quite logical, that is what they are

Idealized suicide

woke up past noon. had a cigarette and black coffee out on the terrace, questioned existence, my life is shot in black and white.

nonsense. there is already a push in Mexican-Californians to neutralize language genders.

California is a lost cause. Nuke immediatly

1. Cabiran/ 2. Caperan/ 3. Caberan

I ate bread

HAHA FAGGOT

based

3 names? what?

looked at myself in the mirror for a long time

that's some new memes I've never heard of

Different variations of the same sounding surname. Actually the middle one is medieval and not in existence anymore.

>woke up hungover
>drank some wine
>ended up some shitting myself

it was an interesting morning

why dont the french embrace the cool artistic philosopher stereotype?? it's pretty badass. don't know why you wouldn't.

I went to a French wine bar with my French friend and one of his friends from France where I had champagne and baguettes

Honestly love France and French cuisine

t. a guy speaking the easiest and charmless language in the world

english is toddler tier, i know why you envy us

because everybody know about french philosophers except frenchs

most of the faggots we are love to larp as the american french with a béret and a baguette tour eiffel blabla omelette

insulting English is essentially insulting French

english is a clusterfuck

They are occitan names

no i just wish we could turn back time
pic related

>the american french with a béret and a baguette tour eiffel blabla omelette
I don't even know why some french people like this meme, it's so fucking stupid and gay

>artistic philosopher

I'm too buzy doing nothing (and not communist enough) to think about the reasons of existence.

its cute desu

>Occitan
We wuz Frenchmen?

no it's fucking boring

what?
By occitan I grossly mean it's a name from an oc language, it could be from anywhere in the Midi aka "Occitania" (as the cultural region and not the current one). Though it sounds more western occitan imo.

Occitans are the Southern French, they also have a language but it's essentially a meme

I open up blender today and try to make a barrel in 3D model but give up and close before even try tho.

My father says they are names from the city of Pau. What do they speak there?

Fucking commie

lol i'd just embrace it though. i bet you'd get puss that way. it's like me not embracing the muh guns USA cowboy meme.

Here is a quick run-down for you


You're ethnically not French, but you're related to us, like the Bretons are ethnically not Welsh but related to them

Just finished to study les hypothèses

Béarnais, dialect of gascon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Béarnese_dialect
Pau is a "capital" of the Béarn

Well this has been enlightening. Thankyou for showing me this, friends.

Had a baguette for breakfast and probably will have some more for lunch as well