E-sports are a sp-

>e-sports are a sp-
*inhales*
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That certainly has to be a bullshit reason. The real one is

>c-computer games?? COMPUTER GAMES??? HAHGAHAHAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>3 HOURS CONTINUOUS UNIRONIC LAUGHTER

you nigger nobody who likes esports dont want it in sports becaus it isnt... the only people who are pushing it are your retarded american libtards who have no idea what esports is, they are just trying to ruin anything traditional so they could feel smug and progressive

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>tfw no esports 15 years ago

I'd been a fucking professional if they played COD2 or Spearhead or BF1942 or even the first MOH reboot.

None of those were competative.

someone should just slit his throat, oh sorry, guess I was a little mean there.

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imagine if you took any real sport and changed the basic rules, equipments or apparels every 6 months. Of course that sounds silly
>size of goals is now twice as big
>ball is different form
>number of players halved
>plays 120 minutes instead of 90
That's the way e-"sports" work

>the olympic committee officially considered e-sports
>apparently considering sports simulators?
kill me

>DOTA and CS:GO are not sports
>but different kinds of running, jumping and swimming on a straight line is
okay

Is gamer an athlete?

That's correct, you stupid monkey.

desu I feel more entertained watching some esports matches than actual football

Thank you, american. Your insights are always so profound and smart I feel obliged to remove myself from this discussion.

>Shooting virtual people is considered violent
>Shooting real life targets is considered an olympic sport

Good, go back to your hovel and ponder on how retarded you are, Da Silva.

Kappa E S P O R T S KappaPride

just imagine these fucking nerds at the olympic village, we need a virgin e-thelete vs chad at the olympic village

I was being ironic, I don't regard americans as humans.

casualdwooty isnt an esport

It's a good thing nobody asked for your subhuman opinion then.

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Good dog, have a cookie.

i genuinely don't know how retarded you have to be to consider '''''''''''''''''''''''esports''''''''''''''''''''' sports or even want to watch such a fucking cringefest of gooks, nerds and faggots playing at the olympics

i cringe every time i accidentally catch some tournament, make it be of those MOBAs, FPS or whatever the shit

t. guy who spent a fair share of free time playing video games

>i cringe every time i accidentally catch some tournament, make it be of those MOBAs, FPS or whatever the shit
Then why do you watch it?

Wish they would just call it degenerate, now there will 'debates' on why they aren't

I can just feel the autism

it was physically painfull

i don't

Definition of accidental
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a : occurring unexpectedly or by chance an accidental discovery Their meeting was purely accidental.
b : happening without intent or through carelessness and often with unfortunate results The death was ruled accidental.
2
: arising from extrinsic causes : incidental, nonessential
3
of a bird : appearing outside its normal geographic range, migration route, or season

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> sitting on your ass in front of a screen is a sport
well fuck, we're all athletes here then

How do you accidentally watch esports tournaments? Do you accidentally type twitch.tv on your browser? Do you accidentally turn on TV and put it on the channel broadcasting it? Do you accidentally buy tickets for ESL tournaments and accidentally enter the arena to accidentally watch it?

i know some weeb that thinks esports are the same as a real sport
"it takes the same amount of effort"
yeah dude? how many hours did you spend in the gym?
this is almost as retarded as calling a video game streamer an 'entertainer'

>click hidden posts
>some mud monkey sperging out
>hes just upset he doesnt have clean water

shitposting competition when?
will there be weight categories?

Americans will dominate all classes above 180lbs. Because they are fat.

>this is almost as retarded as calling a video game streamer an 'entertainer'
I don't see the issue. If reality tv can be considered legit entertainment, why can't this? They're both stupid shit, just different flavours

> Do you accidentally turn on TV

actually yes, one of polish broadcasters who specialises in broadcasting sports (ligue 1, la liga, bundesliga, some minor shit leagues like dutch league, etc., 90% footy related) decided to broadcast some DOTA tournament

god it was a painful 5 minutes of watch because i couldn't believe what i'm seeing

That was horrific

>how many hours did you spend in the gym?
How many hours per day do those fellas whose job is just to shoot a target? Is an air pistol a athlete now?

This was a Canadian tho

I think we would do pretty well if shiposting was considered a sport.

What a fucking deluded monkey. Sitting and moving a mouse around and pressing some keys is not a sport.

> 180 lbs is heavy.
Pussy nigga detected.

5'7 /fit/ bro. 180 lbs. Don't be such a pussy. Tack on some mass.

underrated

you need to actually have food first before that happens

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?

Some strayans will get obese on purpose just so they can dominate americans there.

Kek
> imagine being this upset because you're a starving hue hue and upset people don't think video games are sports.
Let's laugh at him.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>He doesn't like sopa de macao

UMA

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I watch a lot of esports I honestly dont care if its a considered a regular sport or not, and in my opinion it's not.

But then if golf or formula 1 or fucking crossbow precision contest whatever it is shouldnt be considered a sport either

People actually eat like this in other countries. And they get mad at first world anglo nations for being fat. Maybe if their """"""""food"""""" didn't taste like shit they would eat more.

>taste like shit
For me, it's sopa de macaco. Uma delícia!

>go to friends house
>watch him play a video game
>hes now an entertainer

theyre good at what they do, theyre professionals!
>hey guys its thanks for your money sunday again
>lets try out this new game
>spend 45 minutes configuring settings
>15 minutes playing
>good game guys, thanks for the money again btw lol

mfw theres literally 15 new hidden posts, monkeys still sperging

They are trying failing to emulate the Starcraft Chads of yesteryear

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wow, it actually all makes sense now, thanks for linking that
too bad majority of the american esport guys are either just brain dead pot heads/socially awkward/morbidly obese

>5'7 /fit/ bro. 180 lbs

notice how he had to get in his little manlet measurements when nobody asked. typical of his kind

>go to /fit/
>at first, think you are in /r9k/
>realise you are actually in a /r9k/ where cardio is forbidden

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yeah /fit/ gets routinely humiliated

woah........so this is.....the power of autism

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5'3" lmao, those digits lmao, that picture ahahahahaa

but you see, when you play golf or archery, what you're doing is actually, you know, happening. in real life.

This is one of the best pics I've ever seen in Sup Forums, ever.

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Why is this distinction important

Xbg's facial hair are so awful I actually like them.

Because playing snake II in your celphone is not actual physical activity.

>this is almost as retarded as calling a video game streamer an 'entertainer'
They are though, they entertain people.

>A fat fuck laughing at fat fucks
I can see why you're an Halal fan now, subhuman

The real real reason: nobody would want to learn the rules of a particular esport, especially people over the age of 16
Imagine some fucking MOBA shit, or even an FPS, nobody would understand what's going on or what the objectives are and would switch the channel in 30 seconds
Sport sims are however different, if you brainwash your dad a little bit he would be able to watch FIFA or something because they're already familiar with that, and the Olympic comittee understands this
It just happens that "non-violent" vidya happens to be the one that could sell to non video gamers

it's called the olympic games, not the olympic sports. painting was fucking an olympic discipline.

entertainer is a TITLE that you give to someone who dedicated their life to learning the craft. people who sit around in their mom's house recording video games are people who sit around in their mom's house recording video games.

what do you mean you couldn't believe it? it's not supposed to depict reality, you have to use imagination. it always helps me to remember im staring at a computer screen and there's a world beyond it but the computer is a whole different world. this helps with believing something is actually there, whether it's fantasy or not

destiny is an entertainer. few other exceptions, right?

I understand painting being an olympic discipline, but chess makes no sense at all.

you're absolutely retarded
the basics and fundamental rules of the games barely change

The berserk part got me crying
>fools, they've only made him stronger

Samsara best boy. He'll die from playing too much vidya and get transported into an edgy isekai world.

>accidentally watched
>for 5 minutes
Only thing worse than an autistic manchild is a self-hating autistic manchild

all these ignorent posts ITT. try speedrunning oot and going for wr, making twenty attempts daily, every day, for years. the dextroity you need for that is enormes and most top athletes wouldnt have what it takes to make an intense 17:30 min run without a singel error. intelligence, speed, good decision making, mentality,,thats all you need in e-sport's and in much larger scale then any normal sport.

exploiting glitches isn't speedrunning, it's called being a faggot who has an enormous amount of free time on his hands.

3/10 bait
Speedruns are not esports

you'd know, wouldn't you

>"but it keeps eating the burnt shit at the bottom of the oven so instead of starving it's thriving"
i would definitely be rooting for the rat in the film adaptation

>speedrunning
>sitting down
Pick 1

Yes, I hate you too

>speedrunning
forcing me to post the classic. apologies for annoying rewind sound

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also, the most tragic:
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games are built up to be competitive these days, if esports existed 15 years ago games made 15 years ago would be made to be competitive

fucking dumb leaf

>rooting for the jew

This is the best post I've seen in months, it's actually genius, the whole thing gets a new fucking meaning
If the pasta actually meant that originally then it's just amazings

Saved to my exotic (you)s folder

It's gonna happen eventually. Esports have actually grown way faster than I ever anticipated. I knew even back in the early 2000s that they will get big but didn't imagine it would be this fast.

Literally every 25 year old and under is as familiar with esports as anything else. Give it another 10-20 years and they will be completely mainstream.

EscA is cute. CUTE!

Nothing at the Olympics are a sport. They're games. That's why they're called Olympic Games.

>Heh. Nothing personnel, kid.

LOL GETTING BTFO LIKE ZERG RUSH

SoKo denied another medal HAHAHAHAAHAH