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>autism

time for poo poo and a bath jeremy

>5'3 womyn
>beating two macho dudes in hand-to-hand combat

are people really deluded to the level where they believe this is possible?

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16 cuts in 18 seconds, maybe?

Marlel done it again!

>I'm watching a movie about magic, but this is just something that I can't accept

Why can't the camera just sit still for a sec, who the fuck watches this shite?

But she's explcitly not magic. Therefore there is no way in hell she's beating up two grown men.

>people download that bad quality rips

But she's just an average girl with kung-fu skills.

There's no reason why she's even in the Avengers past her vagina.

all the shit going on in that webm, and thats the one thing you focus on. it says more about you than anything else.

There's no reason for half the people that are Avengers to be Avengers.

How much good did Cap really do in either Avengers movie? He's entirely dead weight in the first one. At the very least you can give Widow the justification that she could be used for stealth and infiltration and shit if the need ever arose.

But Cap and assorted company are entirely useless.

But Cap is better at stealth and inflitration than she is. See: Winter Soldier.

He's also a master tactician and does not ever tire. ie. He can do this all day. Plus indomitable will.

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To his defense, it's not like you could see anything else amidst the million cuts.

Actually I'm still not clear what's going on in that webm

Imagine being Pajeet in that scene and having to be all like "damn Marlel, you fuckin' fine, all entertaining with your cuck actors and atrocious PS3 CGI. I would totally shill this flick, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch another DC kino in his barrack bunk. Like seriously imagine having to be Pajeet and not only sit in that chair while the Russo brothers flaunt their disgusting directing skills in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the amateur CGI and poor rendering, and just sit there, hour after hour, while they perfected the viral marketing strategy. Not only having to tolerate that monstrous fucking scene but their haughty attitude as everyone on the shill baracks tell him Marlel STILL GOT IT and DAMN, FINAL FANTASY CUTSCENES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and shill that embarrasingly messy boring flick contort into types of composition you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shilling nothing but a healthy diet of Pixar and animation kinos and later alleged Star Wars flicks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Dehli. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the dullness that's breaking out on the bland airport as the characters stand there to convey a fighing stance, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and shill this "entertaining" (for that is what the execs call this flick)" fun flick, the fun they worked so hard for with focus groups and paid critics in the previous months. And then the shill manager calls for another thread on Sup Forums, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the shill security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Pajeet. You're not going to lose your future hot meals over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Cap is fucking useless though.

Fantastic retort.

At least ScarWidow has guns to take out multiple mooks instead of having to throw a shield and relying on bullshit angles/physics.

Cap is probably better than Widow overall but that's because of plot armor/being the main character.

Cap is literally the perfect human. Literally perfect. Widow is nothing to him.

Can't take Cap seriously after Evans' faggot outbursts on twitter.

That's just you being an autist. Utterly irrelevant.

Perfect human.

it's perfectly consistent comic book physics that even a woman can be "so good at fighting" that she can fight men, unlike IRL where even the strongest woman in the world would probably get raped by any above average height/weight male

i mean you know this already, you're just fucking memeing

Then why is he so useless in both Avengers movies?

Evans himself has said he doesn't really understand why they shove Cap and assorted company in with the Avengers.

Cap would have a hard time beating up Jessica Jones.

He doesn't have 1337 hacking skills that are on par with "the slightly smarter" Steve Jobs though.

Also can't understand most modern references.

>getting buttblasted that an actor is liberal

It's a superhero movie for kids it's supposed to be shit

>SFX budget spent on Marvel movies is now over a billion dollars
>Not a single truly stand out action sequence just bland playing it safe shit

Reminder that Evans is secretly republican.

The Daredevil hallway fight was better than anything in any Marvel movie.

And it was a blind guy beating up random people in a hallway.

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NO NO HES WAS SUPPOSE TO BE /OURGUY/
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

You know they stole that scene from Oldboy right?

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Just like Ant-Man stole from MoS.

Not a shred of originality in the MCU. Just copypaste from others and insert more Beyoncé quips.

Why the FUCK do all capeshit marvel movies look completely desaturated? Every single one is just "gray pavement: the movie"

Even characters like the Hulk, who is supposed to be be bright green, looks like a muted greenish gray

Is there a bigger cuck in the world than Joss Whedon?

>it's a one-take hallway fight scene
>LE OLDBOY INVENTED THAT THEY STOLE IT

you're literally the worst kind of factoid spewing self-important faggot. the scenes are similar in only the most superficial ways possible. i don't even like DD i just can't stand niggers like you

Marvel movies look bad
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They can't even bother color grading their shit. The most basic shit of shooting digital and they even fucked that up.

I thought that scene was kinda boring desu desu

>"It's the Vibranium standard for super-team flicks."
>collect $80,000 paycheck

>........

Why would you CGI a fucking airport?

because they need the airport to explode and it's easy and cheap

also literally nobody notices that it's CG except the autists in these threads spamming the same screenshots over and over as if the movie wasn't successful or anybody thought that the special effects were bad

So how will they defeat the purple alien again?

>grown up men pay a lot of money to watch these children's cgi cartoons