Muscle weighs more than fat

Muscle weighs more than fat

I want to deepthroat Gal's footpussy!

it's pusy

I want to cuddle Lynda Carter.

Your femur is the heaviest bone in your body and its weight is directly proportionate to your height.

I'm with this guy, grannies are not for lewd.

5'9 121 lbs my ass

Clearly a AHAHAHA thread

this

>she will never be your grandmother
>she will never bake you cookies
>she will never let you sit on her lap
>she will never tell you what a handsome young boy you are
>she will never touch you inappropriately while you sit on her lap

This is embarrassing

whose idea was it to put the goddess Carter alongside this anorexic bimbo

I love this meme

Gadots head on carters body would be goat desu

Why would you want to ruin a perfectly beautiful woman by giving her a ratface?

At least half of those 121 lbs must be just her tits

Yes she is

that picture is so embarrassing for DC now, what went wrong, wtf

I thought this was confirmed to be fake.

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i would suck her tits so much it would ruin my life.

Fun fact: women will begin to lactate with enough of that even if they're not pregnant.

oy gevalt

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Night and Day, holy shit.

On the left we have Wonder Woman, a dark-haired, blue-eyed Amazonian beauty. On the right we have a sad excuse that probably fucked her way into the role, or had her husband pay someone off.

Goddamn shame.

i would totally drink breast milk out of a tit.

uh... why would google lie?

I remember watching a Kayden Kross video with Jessie Rogers where they're both lactating.

Milk is good for you, you know.

Lynda smoked

google wouldn't, but she would.

she looks great my man, but with that amount of muscle mass, putting aside the honkers, there is no way she weighs that little, let alone given that she's 5'9. For reference, that actually gives her an UNDERWEIGHT bmi, and while bmi is a pretty shit indicator for overall health it's clear that a woman that full-figured would not weigh so little

>implying smoking after a romp in the sheets is a bad thing

I hate smoking myself but Mad Men and tv in general makes it mighty appealing.

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Bloody hell she looks good. Gadot will never look this regal.

This

our lord who art in heaven
thank you

why are her boobies so big

>twice Gal's age
>twice as hot
what did DC mean by this?

F U G

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2 kids and good genes.

DC likes milfs?


Sky High 2: Sequel Nobody Wants will be a failure without her and Bruce Campbell imo.

What muscle?

>gadot's head

embarrassing

kill yourself schlomo

Dirty fucking Jew smoker bitch

No even memeing I would rather have sex with 60+ year old Lynda than Gadot.

I'm not saying I would refuse sex with Gadot. I mean she's attractive compared to normal people, but even at granny age Lynda is stunning.

2nd

>memeing

user Lynda Carter is a serious person and she deserves it after all she's been through with Todd's trickery and season passes.

Different kind of woman, but I kind of agree.
I cannot understand why now this lanklets are promoted instead of a more classic femininity.

I will never kiss her anyway
:(

>121 lbs

kek

yeah i mean why would they ever promote a jew over a non jew it just boggles the mind

>I cannot understand why now this lanklets are promoted instead of a more classic femininity.

Strong women who dun need no man cannot be portrayed with 'distracting' sexual features.

I think that's why jennifer connelly chopped her tits off in favor of a more serious career.

But I wouldn't know!

She's married to Todd's boss isn't she? He owns the patent company who owns Bethesda?

Maybe instead of dealing with the devil we should appeal to an Amazon goddess?
Get Lynda to to stop Todd.

Lynda looks like she has a larger labia majora. I wish I could lick those flaps as she pissed on me.

That's because your a virgin, she looks fine in pictures but her body and face in regular non-professional makeup is probably hideous. Her pussy would definitely have felt the force of gravity to the point you would find it revolting.

Todd is a shell, it doesn't matter what he wants when his boss is one of the most evil, Jewy evil Jews out there.

>ywn date her
>ywn prove your love by staying with her even though everyone else disapproves of your relationship because of the age difference

LE
MAAAAAOOOO

They are making a sequel?

A. little late ain;t it?

I still appreciate Connelly because she's fucking great actress period.

I look at faces before anything.

They're both taller than me. I hate being a manlet I

>swn be your sugar mommy

That doesn't make sense, is it supposed to be something I can't help?

Dat bitch be crazy though.

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that's cut off from : As if perfect skin and perfect bone structure I can help!

12 years too late amd they probably won't market it anyway because capeshit has become so tiresome nobody is going to watch a sequel to a 12 year old movie b-movie.

I have no hopes for Incredibles 2 either and it'll probably be meh.

this tumblr fucked it up

1. It's YOU'RE
2. Have a fiancée so not virgin
3. I think you might be Gay for turning down Lynda.

>5'9"
>5'10"
>she's wearing heels and is still shorter
How does that work?

oh yeah. That's happening too.

At least it's animated so you can't tell the actors aged. but you're right, market is saturated, although there might be enough hype for incredibles 2

She's got a piss fetish and over exercises, what's not to love about that?

>2. Have a fiancée so not virgin

sinner

Let it go kid, if you had any experience with women you would know no girl escapes gravity.

You might not be a virgin, but that ugly girl with no friends you somehow ended up with doesn't really improve your case.

I've gotten close to an older woman. It's ok for sex, but don't date them.

Think long term. You want to end up a widower?
When you are in your prime she will have saggy skin and grey hair.
She won't ever be able to give you children.
Her children are probably your age.

It's just messy.

Gadot is wearing higher heels

Why are Jews still trying to convince people that their women are attractive?

but then why the stronk wimmin don't bulk up a bit more? trainers tear a new asshole to all male actors that need a physical strongman role (inb4 roids, that's true too).

why I should watch 20kg women beat the shit out of enemies?

Piss fetish? Source?

She smokes and now looks like the Crypt keeper. This may redeem her.

Is the piss thing just a meme or actually based on something?