IT'S HAPPENING!

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oh shit, the grove

Kek Wills It

inb4 wildfire hit a gas line

Indeed brother, he does.

West coast going under?

Nothing of value will be lost.

Sorry Washington.

9.0 Quake in Cali, Category 5 hurricane hits Florida, dirty bomb goes off in Belgium, a few more mass shootings by islamists in U.S., comet explodes over Siberia destroying thousands of miles of forest.

2016

Let us pray to kek, in his name, that this catastrophe be done.

The San Andreas fault won't destroy washington. Nice try Idaho.

Please kek let this be true

>Mexico loses 7-0
>California will fall into the sea in your life time
God is real and He is a gringo.

Youre in the right direction

Man, fuck earthquake, especially the ones that shake vertically.

youtube.com/watch?v=McjIOGWmTTk

Check my digits to confirm the happening

One more time

youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

Over 25% of all immigrants are in California, most illegals reside in California.

dubs don't lie

It's all over senpai. Rip califags.

This is what the 3/11 9.0 looked like compared to other quakes that year.

youtube.com/watch?v=eKp5cA2sM28

Okay, who's the faggot with the Jumanji board?

Come clean.

70% of california will die

i.e all the mexicans and asians

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
Have a geologist buddy down there who says every geologist and his mother knows that this shit is about to fucking go down.

Is anyone actually going to read the article?

There's been activity just west from Yellowstone past week, two +4's and last one today wich was 3.something, of course they are small but there's normally one magnitude 4 quake in that area in a year.

He comes for us all at some point.

Praise kek!

>votes for Hillary goes down by at least 25%
One can only hope.

Fuck. 77777777...

just happen already.

fuck.

God is in heaven u dumb fuck

I have a confession to make.

>comet explodes over Siberia destroying thousands of miles of forest
Tell me more.

>Commiefornia drops into the ocean
>Hillary loses a few million voters and Trump easily wins the election
Witness the power of the God Emperor.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS VOTE BREXIT CJ

LEARN TO SWIM KEKS

You faggots better not meme magic the San Andreas fault.

Meme Yellowstone into eruption instead.

It won't hit Oregon, r-r-right bros?

...

And ruin our gorgeous weather?

Too high to notice

nah we're good.

So far the only thing I'm getting from the article is that they predicted something and they're pleased that the events are matching their simulations.

I'm almost not even scared though. It'll be exciting. I'll probably be fine. North Seattle reporting.

>comet explodes over Siberia destroying thousands of miles of forest
dope nigga

F

Wa is safe as fuck from natural disasters

We pay with constant drizzle, which keeps everyone pale

Sup Forumspls move to WA we need more right wing voters to balance the mistake that is seattle.

If my digits repeat, The Rock will be the only survivor.

oh thank god
then i'm all for it. less illegals and less faggots to move up here and drive up the housing costs

Praise be his chaos

will confirm for you

No m8, the Turk will be the only survivor

FUKKA YOU EARFQUAKE!

Anybody got the jap post about holding your dick during an earthquake so it feels like the earth is fucking you?

Thankful for his blessings

I swear unto his power

boston reporting.
this is very exciting. hope you guys are getting out/can swim. unless then you're black, then feel free to drown.

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Oh, never mind, combo broken.

You push too hard.

Kek is displeased.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Goodbye California. The Rock won't save you this time

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I repent my sins.

Yup

i did, its literally nothing.

>comet explodes over Siberia destroying thousands of miles of forest.
tunguska was like a hundred years ago senpai

Astarroth?

Reminder

Thank fuck.

Kek will cleanse California.

Jesus user

Where do you GO when shit like this happens? Is it safer inside?

Why even have skyscrapers when a giant earthquake will literally bury you with it?

also
>NEET at 1:50 gets btfo
gets me every time

That's a two story building near a river in a coastal city.

You go inland/up a hill if you have time, or into the highest building you can find, preferably one with a sign like this,

They've been building these since all over since 2011 as well, towers with water, food, blankets, etc on the top level.

Oh, and in a quake, it's safest under a sturdy desk/table until the shaking stops. My job even gave me a hardhat for quakes.

Over 95% of the 3/11 deaths were due to the tsunami, Building due a good job of resisting quakes here.

youtube.com/watch?v=O6-94xTBmXw

>tfw when on the 16th floor in Sendia, near the epicenter.

buildings do, I need to get more sleep.

Idk if this is the case for NA, for all i know there aren't that many anti-quake building codes in the US, so if anything happens their buildings COULD come down and they would be fucked either way.

Hell, not even the streets are safe due to the possibility of debris or streetlights falling over you.

America is fucked desu.

Isn't the west coast, specially california. Full of niggers?

IIRC, the codes were re-written after the 1995 Kobe quake, and will be again soon. And the risk of falling debris is usually your biggest risk in a quake here. Hell, a guy got scared in a quake 8 years ago, ran outside, got hit by a truck and died.

Thanks for the moai, by the way.

Cuckifornian reporting in

Please please happen soon. I hate this fucking state and will gladly be a sacrifice to help actual american states carry on.

This is why you don't not live in Australia.

Does nobody even read the linked article anymore?

All this finding means is that they can now actually point to proof in the data of the kind of seismic activity described. They had already theorized that it was occurring, but now they've found a way to actually observe it. Nothing has changed; no increased seismic activity, no sudden ruptures or movements, just breakthroughs in their ability to monitor the vertical activity in the San Andreas fault.

I read it, I just wanted to say that vertical shaking in a quake sucks hard.

Praise KEK

kek'd and check'd