SAN ANDREAS STIRS|| IT'S THE BIG ONE

>tfw I live right on top of the San Andreas Fault

Feels bad man

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>California falls into the ocean
>whole country suddenly becomes slightly more right wing minded
>democrats cant win any election for the next 30 years

>democrats reverse opinion on homosexual marriage and open borders to compensate for swing in median political view

don't worry, the Rock will save you

Nice trips

Fingers crossed for Yellowstone ;^)

Trips of truth

what the fuck

Whuh?

Good riddance. Losing California would be the best possible option for America. The only thing better would be a virus that only targets beaners.

is there a chance the entire state of california crashes with no survivors?

>>California falls into the ocean
Unfortunately that's not how lateral faults work. California is not in extension.

I think it's happening guys. This thread is blessed by Kek.

Dems would never win the WH again with no California, gun control would never be brought up with no California, 20 million less Mexicans with no California.

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I'm dumb

Is this happening or not? fuck sake

pls save me mistr rok

>11

Posting in legendary end-of-world ultra dub trip thread

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Today A big one hits Chile

no. transform faults like the s. andrews cannot generate anything bigger than a mag. 7.
you'd need a subduction fault for somthing like Japan's last big one.

Think about, everyone against the Donald dies or has bad misfortune. California is going to literally sink and Hillary will lose 56 electoral votes.

It looks like right wingers really are complete morons.

Goodbye Commiefornia

It's happening and the Rock is saving us, praise Kek.

kek is clearly upset

JUST KEK MY THREAD UP PHAM

shit dude be careful with those

Only a matter of time until Texas, Arizona and Florida are solid blue, but by the time this happens the Democratic party will an unstable mix of super leftists and right wings who pretend to be Democrats.

Behold the power of kek.

Can you smell

>Yellowstone
Tell me more about Yellowstone. Is it possible had Yellowstone erupted, could a new ocean form from the west? Imagine the islands or whatever form.

The earth would freeze and most of us would die.

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Britain stop letting your "asians" at your keyboards for the love of god. Or your "allah"

But what if it had formed an ocean, a sea or something besides a mountain?

>Arizona
>Blue
>scorched fucking earth tempature
>too much for hipster faggots

Wew fucking lad

right there with you OP, hold me?

See you on the other side brother

REST IN PEACE WEST COAST BROS

he means the amount of ash and dust it would kick up would be the same as a nuclear winter minus the radiation

in other words, very little sun for several years, cold, winterlike temperatures year round

in other words RAGNAROK

if there's anyone left alive after all that we can check and see if there's a lake there for you

>IT'S THE BIG ONE
For you.

I live here and there's plenty of hipsters.

And it's not that hot.

Only 118 F today.

Damn it feels go to live in the least geologically active state.

>This just means even more commiefornian diasporia here

If quads, martial law after the quake

fuck off

Not in phoenix. I agree only in prescott and flagstaff

Dvbs for mag 6, tr!ps for mag 7, qvads for mag 6 gorillion

everything is going to be the rock is going to save them

yes

Oh well,maybe in fictional stories about an american like country with a hole up at the corner. Don't worry about suffocation, air machines to purify the air,

I'll help

REPEATING NUMBERS OF DOOM

It's not really a mountain. It's more like a giant zit under the landscape that's getting so big it's elevating everything. Also don't get you point about the lake? But after eruption it will likely form a large lake en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Toba

THANK YOU LEBRON

adolf my shit up

>thankful to live in America's penis

Suffocating is the least of your worries. Ash falling on your house and on everything else is a more pressing concern. Ash is much denser than snow, and far more damaging. houses and buildings are likely to collapse under ash build

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somehow this is trumps fault

Welp...we're fucked.
Damn it.

Not to mention it rapes your lungs and anything relying on air intake.

Cause I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

This is why we need to develop machines to clean th5r air, not all this progressive shit like equality.

Actually the distance I live from yellowstone means suffocation would be a legit worry- basically, a wave of ash, microscopic bladed shards of glass, rolls over the landscape for several hundred miles. You're okay if you do your breathing through a shirt for the 20-40 minutes it takes to settle, but if you breath unfiltered you rip up your lungs and drown in your own blood.

I'd rather not do that personally, but to each their own.

Not that the weight of ash isn't a concern.

How's Jacksonville? Is a sunset and sunrise possible at the tip of Florida?

Yes

...I don't think you get in a super volcanic eruption cleaning the air is impossible? Have a (you) because I can't tell if you're trolling me or not

No dammit, i mean something to clean pollution. Take the debris and purify clean air like the ocean.

it is

Toasting in epic bread

>picked the two most horrible parts of the state

no wonder people have bad opinions of Florida

Other then hurricanes, pretty good. Haven't gotten any hurricanes in a while tho

Let's meme this shit up. Kek please fuck California, hit Yellowstone as well if it is not too much trouble.

My friends sister is moving there with her fiancee.

Breathing is still the last concern when dealing with the glass. I had to see a doctor to remove it in Hawaii because it's such a motherfucker. If you need a filter to breath that means you're outside, you're already fucked en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pele's_hair

Let's bomb Yellowstone along with Chicago

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YUSSSSS FINALLY CALI IS GONNA PAY FOR IT'S FAGGOTRY

TWO FULL HOUSES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD?!

Is sanctuary city apart of it?

Singles.

Checked

wheres the source you stupid nigger

There is a word for it, but it currently eludes me...

Any help?

Be careful m8

Make American Great Again, Trump.

Have some dubs to cancel out this meme magic with the power of Anubis

>those digits
>that ID
Brace for impact guys

Looks like I'm about to have beachfront property.

>tfw you are blessed

serendipity

I wiah i had a beachfront

i will masturbate furiously to the destruction of americuck

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California deserves its death. Do not weep for them.

Thank you kind texan.

>someone tries to assassinate Trump
>kek gets angry that they tried to kill his prophet

Guys

Califag here I honestly hope we get fucked up, I've got a pantry full of food and could just sit up on my balcony and pick off looters.

I want that power

haven't ahd that excuse to party in a while.