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calendarni***er stop making these early threads

>BJJ sparring
>somebody taps you with your go-to submission

Worst feel.

>rolling with the hot guy in class
>accidentally get a boner

you should use your photoshop skills to make some kookie fake nudes,we need them more than these calendars

I prefer fat rondas

Calendar is being impersonated while he's away, they hope to get him banned upon return

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena

>his flag is literally toothpaste

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if you don't like this you are LOW TEST

No previous thread?

conor mcgregor is just a rich white boy who thinks training means playing touch butt in the park

he never ran, never trained hard, makes fun of people for running and biking (that's for poor people, he drives a lambo) that's why his cardio is shit.

Nth for RIP K1 bro

Struve
Raneau
Wilkinson
Barberena

incredible how you can go from literally unemployed in your twenties to spending over $1,000,000 on clothes a year. that "fuck rich people" saying is BS you're a piece of shit or you're not

I wanna watch this season of TUf to see how the first crop of WFL in the ufc turn out, but damn; eddie and justin are both really awkward and camera shy. Neither of them have the kind of personality that makes for entertaining TUF coaching

Bellator has better commentators.

They get Bas and Mauro, with great insight and play-by-play.

We get Joe "let me complain about 12-6 elbows for 10 minutes" Rogan and CORN NUTS THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE UFC.

Struve
Reneau
Wilkinson
Barberena

He's still around, he posted a webm of Aerts heeming some fatass in his underpants just a couple days ago

CORN NUTS THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE UFC has gone to Bellator, you know that right?

Also do Bellator really have Bas?

Justin butthole's biggest regret

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20509318/top-mma-trainers-admit-their-biggest-mistake

The funniest thing about the article is JacksonWink honeydick.

>biggest mistake was making holly holm fight when she was going through a tough time bawwwww

Nothing about forcing her, along with Jones and the rest of the camp, to juice? Or teaching eyepokes as a legit strategy?

>Artem was literally three times the size

Is that why he's beaten everyone he's fought?
>inb4 Nate Diaz
Yeah, and then Conor got his W back
>inb4 Floyd Mayweather
Not a fight

>Roxane Modifari is actually the #1 seed

jesus christ. Strawweight is still the only worthwhile wmma weight class

Is it me or is Ariel Helwani a creepy fuck?
He's so autistic and emotionless.

He's like the opposite of his uncle.

>emotionless

youtube.com/watch?v=yUihLVk-ssk

He's a traitor, not surprising knowing his """history""".

Conor McGregor is the Muhammed Ali of our generation.

Just alerting everyone ITT that this poster is anti-semetic.

Be warned.

he's hateable but not that hateable, eh maybe you're right they're close

Bisping should stop running from real competition

somebody post that slam ko

He's the dorkiest dork dorking over a sport where dorkiness doesn't belong

>Agrees to fight anderson silva and GSP
>knocked out one of the most promising champions in years
>Was ready to fight Rob until rob got injured

Looks like someone's salty

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Is there any current champion that isn't dodging competitive fights?

Miocic is the only current champion who I could actually call a champion.

Conor is off fighting memes.
Mighty Mouse is a pussy who wants to fight shitty fighters.
Jon Jones is a junkie (fuck off jonfags)
Bisping is a craven

Once they get their belt the tough guy attitude diminishes and they play out of the ring tactics to keep it.

That's true you never see Conor running.

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Only one

T-Wood

>inb4 she wasn't REALLY going to fight Valentina at 213
He ran in some of the 202 embeddeds

All praise Double Cheesburger.
The only good guy in MMA.

Yeah..I guess.
He's just so dull.

He's like Floyd.
Both GOATs but fuck me I don't want them to be.

tyron, cormier, joanna

who is this immaculate ejaculate?

it makes me happy when people use my bisping shoops

bisby bless all of you, even the h8rs

>Woodley (muh but he's black)
>Joanna (muh >wmma)
>Nunes (but she ducked muh 5 weeks)
>stipocic
>Cody garbage (muh he got injured)

This should settle it
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youtu.be/NHImT_MNVqY
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stipe is actually trying really hard to make as much as possible from his next fight because he knows he's not gonna be able to defend the belt more than one more itme

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Imagine if there was a guy who had beaten not one, but 2 men who were considered the greatest fighters ever. Then imagine he had the most wins in UFC history.Then imagine he also won the belt by devastating first round knockout.

If one fighter managed to accomplish all of that, I cant imagine it would be possible not to include his name in the GOAT conversation

The useless tower of piss is coming for him again

i criticise someone and you call me anti-semetic? you must suffer from persecutory delusion, you must share "something" with ariel...

Stipe could kill ANY MMA fighter.
He is the goat of goats.

Perhaps not pound for pound but in terms of overall prowess (which is obviously going to go to the heaviest weight) he could beat the shit out of any other fighter in the entirety of MMA.

He could fuck Brock Lesnar despite how much shit Lesnar takes before the fight.

Is she famous in poland my guy?

>Stipe could kill ANY MMA fighter.

Except for Stefan Struve apparently

Jesus the photoshopped the hell out of those Joanna pics

Poland's favourite MMA figher is this chechen muslim meme.
Not even kidding.

ALHAMDULLILAH

Should the UFC get rid of gloves like Rogan says?

Why don't you think people rank him as a top 5 heavyweight of all time, even though he's got 2 title defenses and is way ahead of the competition?

I'll tell you why, because HW has never been this much of a joke since it's inception.

I mean, a homeless guy who's been training for two years is now a top contender... that says it all.

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>5 years ago

They finally got the jew?

>GOATs

I don't think you know what that means.

I'm not sure, I don't consume polish media much but she appears on talk shows and such from time to time, so maybe ?
Definitely far off from the most famous athletes, Lewandowski's freaking wife is like 20 times more famous than her I bet

they should get rid of wraps.

padding makes sense (less cuts, more punches)

but wraps are ridiculous. what makes it okay to wrap a brick around your knuckles and THEN put gloves on top

i would honestly rather be punches with a bare hand than one wrapped up like that

If they are in two different sports, they can both be GOATs.

Muhammad Ali can be a goat.
Roger Federer can be a goat.

See how that works?

>"Good fight floyd, thanks for the money."
>"You too man, thanks for getting me outta trouble with the IRS"

Man Miesha is such a slag.

>youtu.be/VOoEkiZCBAY

stay bisping boys

How famous was mariusz in his prime?

I dont even know who LEwandowski is

is that a good thing?

She knows

How old are you? I meant Woodley is nowhere near the goat status.

maybe jon jones can become a contract killer in yemen or somalia

Top 3 most famous athletes in 21st century
1 Adam Małysz
2 Robert Lewandowski
3 Mariusz Pudzianowski

Małysz was quite a bit ahead of the other two, he made whole country watch his niche sport

>but wraps are ridiculous. what makes it okay to wrap a brick around your knuckles and THEN put gloves on top

Wraps just stop you from breaking your wrist, my guy.

He's a soccer player

he's the welterweight goat desu

Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding

Sup Forums Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory

>Modifari actually one by first round TKO
I cant tell if she is no longer shit or if her opponent is just bad. Honestly I think i am just bias against her. I just cant take her seriously after seeing her get powerbombed by a literal who on TUF 18

You know that All Time doesn't just mean the last two months, right?

was invicta good?

>He spent all this time and effort on this "thousands of werdums lol!!" meme for his big fight in Brazil only to get heemed stiff in round 1 and lose his belt in front of his country

fuck sake werdum

Not even close.

Not even that.

>I just cant take her seriously

He got heemed like the biggest goof too

They didn't let the masks into the arena either.

too many GOATs these days

>mfw super light heavyweight GOAT
>mfw pre-USADA and post-USADA GOATs
>mfw GOAT "in the stand up game"
>mfw WMMA GOAT

there's one GOAT and one GOAT only, i don't even have to say his name

It was OK, main & co-main were disappointing. You can tell they've been hurt by the massive roster raids, the UFC really needs to fuck off for a while

this is the first good argument for reebok

>being this stupid

>power = goat status

keke why not

He was doing it way back that and he was heemed by the futur GOAT for that matter.

2 sicilians!

can you think of any other sicilian fighters

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