Is it just me or every movie becomes kino while drunk?

Is it just me or every movie becomes kino while drunk?

What are some good movies to watch while drinking friendos?

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Getting drunk takes so long, and i kind'a don't always notice if i'm drunk yet or not

D U D E

I saw Nocturnal Animals getting pretty drunk and I thought it was great... even though the ending was a little underwhelming

>Getting drunk takes too long

If you're a little bitch, maybe.

Here's my advice; get the Hunch Punch Smokey Mountain moonshine from the liquor store, it's 20.10 for 40% ABV.

Take that home, chug a quarter of the bottle, enjoy your drunk.

I've started swinging by the grocery store and picking up pick related before I go to the movies. go on an empty stomach and you will be buzzing hard by the third act

I drank one during Rogue One and was so bored I passed out during the last hour

Classy

>calls you a bitch
>precedes to recommend a liquor store "moonshine" that's sweetened to the point of looking like kool-aid
>doesn't realize the irony because he's fucking dumb
>can't even spell the word "smoky" correctly

KEK tell me again how you a drinking badass again? pftahahahaha

and red wine is good for you, so really you would be stupid to not do this before any activity

I have no idea what THE FUCK is going on... bless booze

>he drinks mass-produced commercial moonshine

>murrisharts actually drink boxed industrial wine

>get home from work
>smash several ice cold beers
>commence shitposting

Is there a better feel?

wine and cigarettes

too bad I quit both

Battle Royale is good for drinking games.

>he doesn't smash his own grapes
>he lets some toothless 60 y.o smash his grapes with its hairy crusty feet
>he let's machines make his wine

LOL WHAT A FAG

Withnail & I

Bonus points if you match them drink for drink.

>while drinking friendos?

How does one drink friendos?

I drink rye and watch mad men
by the third episode of the afternoon I'm hammered

me irl

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better than drinking from a flask

always go for the red. if you're drinking a white you might as well drink pure sugar.

No moonshine in commiefornia

steven seagal movies

thats not real moonshine

lol

>tfw severely underweight
>get smashed off of 4 beers
feels good man

What are you French?

>slow down thinking and induce headaches
>feel like shit the next day
>have to piss every 30 minutes

why do people enjoy getting wasted again?

not really

Don't really need to piss often with hard liquor, only with beer. I don't understand the appeal of beer, tastes like shit, doesn't make you drunk and makes you piss too much.

Action comedies can be great after a couple drinks, check out Hot Fuzz, Shanghai Noon/Knights, Tropic Thunder, and most buddy cop films

>paying $20 for shitty 40% moonshine

He could just get a cheap as shit 750ml of shitty 40% whiskey or vodka for less than $10 if getting fucked up is the only goal

I've noticed that movies and documentaries about alcoholism are really comfy to watch while drunk.

After bout a dozen beers and some shots Cloverfield becomes watchable.

>"wine: made by the finest feets"
>that shit is gross
doesn't he defeat the machine but his heart explodes?
I thought red wine was good for your heart too..

why i'm going to stop drinking.
shit got me fat and most days i'm hungover and feeling like shit and its a downward spiral from there

>beer
>tastes like shit

spot the 16 year old

Mr. Bean is fucking hilarious when drunk.

guys i just picked up a big bottle of cabernet sauvignon, what am I in for?

sweet, semisweet?

drinking and being drunk

Everything that kids like, really.

Came here to post this

It's necessary, OP

>going to stop

Kek, sure user, I believe you

Who /fourlocos/ here?

sounds good my men. and yeah it is pretty sweet i wasnt expecting that

Drinking and doing anything is more fun than smoking and doing anything.

>hurrdurr muh hangovers and shit

Know your own limit and don't be an idiot and you won't get sick.

get some cheese and crackers and be patrish af

>Drinking and doing anything is more fun than smoking and doing anything

drinking and driving= death/ arrested
smoking and driving= fastfood

drinking and fucking= can't feel shit, dick won't get up/too drunk to fuck, she fell asleep, end up not remembering shit
smoking and fucking= enhanced and amplified, clear headed enough to be in the moment, bust huge loads

eating and drinking= feel bloated and fat and can't move, can't taste how bad/low quality your food really is and end up eating food from 711 (worse than fast food)
eating and smoking= everything tastes great, end up eating healthy foods because they don't taste bland or what have you

>they don't drink toxic bath lotion
spashal na crimienka pizduk

>they don't drink "rum" made out of beets

Youre not drinking em fast enough

>americans don't drink eye blinding vodka and inject skin rotting krokodile
haha stupid fucking americans amirite?

>tfw now takes 2 very strong gin and tonics to feel a buzz

I agree with everything except the last one which is purely retarded. With your mouth full of smoke you're not going to taste anything you retard, while a light buzz makes food so much more enjoyable.
I never go to the restaurant without a pint or a glass of wine, it's also the perfect thing for waiting for your order.

Maybe it feels like you have a drinking buddy?

haha...

Reporting.

I drink this for nostalgia's sake.

>tfw no one to get drunk as fuck and watch stuff with

What should I grab when I go to the LCBO in 20 minutes Sup Forums

great shit posting

here's your (you)
you humongous faggot kek

uh stolichnya or Canadian club
damn good for their price range

For all of you Anons who read this shitty advice, here's some actual advice for the winter months:

>make some hot chocolate
>add Fireball until it tastes strong
>pop in your favorite kino

COMFY
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When high on pot
>get lossed in the plot/world
>capable of enjoying a shit movie
>ice cold orange juice in my hand is 10/10 taste
>emotions are at their peak so all genres are enjoyed

When drunk
>check the Sixers score for a minute
>keep watching the Sixers

Same problem with reading or listening to an album. Booze gives me maximum adhd

When I drink and listen to music I can turn the volume up a lot higher and just relax and really get into it. When I listen sober I'm usually thinking about other things like work or chores.

That or do what I did and buy a 1.75 of $10 vodka like Taaka or White Wolf and get something to chase it with.
Swig it straight from the bottle as a whole mouth full, and swallow it and then chase it.
It tastes like shit but I've been doing this almost every night for 7 years.
Not the manliest way but it's cheap and combine when I buy two bottles, it lasts 4 nights before I have to restock.

Depends on the genre, but i see what you mean. Bon Iver or some shoegaze i cantbpay attention to drunk. But if its a new Young Thug or some other trap album, i embrace the drunk

>Willingly losing all self restraint in front of other people
Why the fuck do people do this?

doesn't it fuck up your throat to drink it straight?

>stolichyna

Yeah it burns like hell if I don't swallow quick enough.
Makes me feel like shit too.
But it works.

I pretty much spelled it correctly, it's just missing an 'a'

shit is good for middle shelf

I always thought if you pre-mix it then it doesn't damage your throat as much

But I drink beer 99% of the time

Definitely Sideways

I guess mixing it would help but I don't like making drinks.
It's quicker to swig out the bottle during whatever I'm doing whether if I'm on the computer or watching something.
Plus the more I drink the more I can tolerate it.
It's usually when I start drinking my throat wants to reject it, and eases up the more drunk I get.