Why does this movie exist

why does this movie exist

It was doing a fine job of not existing on its own. Then you had to remind us. Thanks, retardo.

Fetish fuel for the director and nothing else. It's just fanfic with some of his favorite movies added in and femdom shit with his IRL wife.

to feature two perfect women in the same movie

For this photo to be made.

To give Brian Cranston the means to pay off his house.

is that an ombre or did kate just didn't bother to re-dye her hair

Because Hollywood has run out of original ideas

It's this.

or this

m-more

Saw this movie in theatres and hated it.

Watched it again not that long ago and got some entertainment out of it.

Kids don't like old movies so companies have to remake them.

kate is lewd as hell, and biel is probably pure sex with that body. and farrell, well.

you think they all fucked?

Is Cranston at least good as the villain?

not him, but Cranston doesn't have much to do in the movie

I love clear nail polish. Brown nail polish not as much.

Because it's better than the original.

>inb4 contrarians pretend Total Recall is a masterpiece

>o the trollan

Take off your nostalgia glasses, there is nothing remotely good about the original Total Recall.

It's an 80's shlock flick with the biggest shlockman of them all.

I'd say the original is much better, but I like the remake's setting and all the femdom. why is there so much femdom holy fuck

this

>original is a cheesy 80's shlock film that knows what it is
>remake is a cheesy 2000's shlock film that takes itself too seriously
Neither is a legitimate film, the original is at least entertaining.