Prison time 2

Have you been to prison/jail
How long were you incarcerated ?
What was the crime?

no because I'm not a nigger

no but you should for making this thread

Yes

It was supposed to be 11 years but I got out in 7

Several charges, including forcible sodomy, assault on an officer, fleeing/eluding, possession of an illegal firearm and they slapped on public intoxication as well

you sound like you had a fun life

Are you even red pilled you stupid faggots any true red pilled man lawyers up and beats the case

Nashville, Tennessee (12 hours for DUI, watched 700 Club over and over)

Washington, D.C. (10 hours for an extradition hold that got waived, they had ESPN on the TV's so it actually wasn't too bad)

Chicago, Illinois (Only a couple hours, I was held on suspicion of assaulting some Hispanic dude, got released without getting booked or anything)

No, but you will. Have fun in the pokey, Faggot.

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You still have to go to jail before your trial, idiot.

It's been varied but never that fun

All I can say is that it was a crime of passion.

This

Same.

Aren't they two different things?
Isn't jail like a cell where they hold you while you're under arrest, and prison is where you're sent out to when convicted for a significant crime?

I've been to jail (a cell) 3 times, but I have never been to prison.

lol woah, woah, woah. Please for the love of god tell us the story of forcible sodomy.

my girlfriend and i were sentenced to death in britain but later were pardoned. our charges were "bigotry, indecent exposure and ideological assault" for eating ham & toast sandwiches in front of a muslim

Yes, I live in the Federal Republic of Germany.
Around 30 years now.
Losing a World War.

I'm actually on death row.

I wanted to have a promotion but i saw the guys in jail got a better paycheck than a teacher and i said fuck it.

Everyone in school

Here, jails typically refer to municipal or county lockups, where you're booked in and/or held for up to a few years.

Prisons are long-term and are run by the state or federal government, for more intense crimes that require being incarcerated for several years or more.

Ironically, prisons are actually a cake walk here because you usually get your own TV with cable and can work and make decent money. Lots of free time and recreational activities.

Whereas jails are pretty depressing, very little to do, and it's not uncommon to be locked in a cell for 23 hours a day with nothing but a book if you're lucky.

I was detained in the London Stansted airport.
I was in their "culturally diverse" holding cell for at least 3 hours. I was asked why did I speak english despite not being british. I was given access to a quran and a torah, but no bible. I had to watch the most british version of the three musketeers known to man.
For three hours I was only given a turkey mayo sandwich to eat and a glass of water to drink.

My crime was "My passport print is slightly blurry".

>the UK has condiments for their sandwiches

damn... maybe Brexit is a bad idea

I did 9 months for beating up a pedophile who lived on my street

>he doesn't put mayo on his sandwiches

confirmed for not white

>Mayo

Gross.

Well like I said I was serving time for all of the charges at once. Basically I was around 27 or 28 living in a hippie commune and we were all full of LSD, ecstasy, weed and some other drugs. We were living under this really crazy asshole named Greg. I was high at the time on a cocktail of drugs and had some booze as well and got it in my mind to assrape the person i was living with. Basically got really crazy and they called out the cops and I took some swings at him with a machete and ran off into the woods and hid. Also had a shotgun that was cut off too short under my bed in the shack so they got me for that too

nonwhite detected

faggot moralist confirmed

kek

I've been to jail twice for the exact same offense.

I don't mean I commited the same crime twice I mean I was literally arrested twice for a crime I commited once.

>Clappyfats don't have Branston pickle
Your sandwiches must be so shitty.

Did 364 days in Camden County when Camden the city was the murder capital of the US. It was a fun time.

was in county jail twice for DUIs. Lake County IN, so the jail was full of niggers from Gary. was in a holding cell for 24 hours, which was just a small room and was filled with at least two dozen smelly niggers

Was it you that I beat up?

Don't take pictures of kids on the street next time

Woah.

How did they get away with stuff like that?


Those were truly different times

How did you get caught? Did he take a picture of you?

Its incredibly hard to positive ID someone in Canada, the system is set up to let criminals walk free.

TLDR: fags love to rape

Yeah, I've done hard time. Probably the sickest fucker on Sup Forums. I spent five hours in the county jail for driving without a license.

When i take cocktails of hallucinogens i normally just get lost at music festivals or become weirdly attached to the dog at the party.

Served 3 months in county for assault

Nigga you gay. I used to stay awake 3 or 4 days at a shot on E and never tried to hijack the boipussy. Damn I miss those days.

I'm going to make the same first post in this thread as I did lady one.
One time I woke up on a park bench with my daughter half-naked on top of me so I had to go down to the station. Once my daughter's school teacher saw where I wrote "Daddy's Toy" in the small of her back so she called the police and I had to spend the night at the station. That got a cunt at CPS to develop some kind of vendetta against me so she started coming around and had me arrested a couple more times.
When I drink (which is often) I like to draw on my daughters, y'know with marker, like drawing tramp stamps on them or writing my name on their feet like in Toy Story.

His wife called the police and they showed up while I was still beating him up, we have a police station literally 5 minutes away

bro you are a creep

>9 months
This is what's wrong with Canada.
>if someone takes pictures of people in public I'm justified in assaulting them
You don't deserve to breathe air.

Why do you think that?

>not posting the best candidate who Reinhard himself reveres as queen

As a kid me and a dumbass friend of mine tried to go around taking shit from unlocked cars in a nearby town
We got mostly pocket change
one time we find some high class vodka
One time there was a bong in the trunk of a car
We got caught
brought in to the station
15 at the time so since they didn't have any evidence of us actually taking anything they just called our parents and let us go
We still had the bong for months after, but it ended up breaking

Imagine this. Imagine that some people feel guilt over their actions and want to be accountable for their actions instead of lying until the end.

Well that sucks, shouldnt have beat him for so long.

You can have a husband and wife show up on your property at the same time as a buddy, beating him on the ground.. have 4 different witnesses from your house, write down the license plate before they run off outnumbered, phone the cops with the plate, give a direction and vehicle description, the cops pull them over directly after down the road, bring them in and photo them.

You go to the station to press charges.

They show you a photo of the man, you say "thats him" or "thats not him"

If you say "thats not him" they put it at the bottom, and you cant go back and say "that was actually him"

You cant see the next card until you say its him or not.

They all look the same.

This actually happened, they walked. The photos all looked the same.

Its damn near impossible to get caught on violent crime charges in Canada unless the cop sees you doing it, if this guy went around kicking the shit out of people with a mask on, no one could touch him.

>He defends someone taking photos of children

Go back to Saudi Arabia

Holy fucking shit, my sides. You are so fucked in the head.

>white people

>Well that sucks, shouldnt have beat him for so long.

You kind of lose track of time when you are in a fight

I don't even really care, everyone else in the jail viewed me as a hero and the guards let me get away with everything, it was essentially a 9 month vacation

Hey Jersey Bro. Camden is no Bueno. Used to work there.

Wow how convenient
Its like someone could datamine you with that info

Yea I heard in prison you can get told by a random person "go beat the shit out of that guy, hes a diddler" and if you dont beat the shit out of them, they will beat the shit out of you, or worse.

I think Id like to avoid prison at all costs, given you could easily end up forced into doing endless time in situations like that.

Are you defending this retard going around randomly assaulting people?
Oh no, public photography. This is such a terrible thing, anyone engaging in it deserves to be beaten.
Oh, wait no, fuck you, you violent ape.
>violent criminals viewed my violent outburst as a good thing
Well, great for you, buddy.

>ea I heard in prison you can get told by a random person "go beat the shit out of that guy, hes a diddler"

Most of the time they are kept out of general populations, everyone knows if the inmates find out, the goof is a dead man

And they ALWAYS find out

>randomly

Dont take pictures of others peoples kids if you dont want to get beat the fuck up by their parents when they assume youre a pedo.

Want pictures of kids? Have your own, or go online.

You take a picture of my kids and Ill tell you to delete it, or take your camera at least, and if I see you again, yea, Ill put your fucking face in the pavement.

>Oh no, public photography.

Public photography =/= directly taking photos of children


Its clear you are a pedophile yourself. Go back to the Middle East where your kind are accepted, freak.

>Also I had a shotgun that was sawed off too short
>using a literal sawed off shotgun

Continuing the HDD conversation from before:

HDD recovery companies keep circuit boards on hand for every model of HDD. If you just damage the exterior, you'll damage the board and the po'po' can just send it to them, they'll slap on a new circuit board and read the data from your drive. They can sometimes even read data from HDDs that have been damaged in fires this way.

The next level up is moving the platters to a new spindle and reading them that way. You're probably looking at several thousand dollars for this, and a certified clean room, something not in the budget for most county and state po'po', but definitely in the budget for federal po'po'.

Last is recovering data from a damaged platter. Theoretically it's possible to read it by manually dragging an electron microscope type tech across a shattered or buckled platter, but unless you're obama bin laden tier internationally famous, I don't think you have to worry. This means that piercing or shattering your HDD's platter with a simple nail or bullet is probably good enough for the common folk.


Of course, Poland's po'po's budget got busted as soon as it came to removing the HDD from the computer's case. They'd probably just wack you with a $5 hammer until you confess.

What show is this from? Google just says Anime.

I got a DUI recently, rarely ever drive drunk but of course I get dinged on maybe my 3rd time ever

got cuffed but the officer drove me home, may still end up getting a few days in jail but I got a lawyer

had no fucking idea the penalties for a first time DUI were so stiff, it's complete dicks

meanwhile someone can go 30 mph over the limit and get a small fine

How can you think it's okay to assault someone for taking pictures in public?
It doesn't matter if someone is taking pictures of children, that's not a crime, you can't just assault someone for doing it, you violent retards. You are animals and should not be among civilized people.

What ever you say, Pedo.

Pedos should be castrated, and thats being generously humane.

Also, if this were a national socialist country, I would support a ruling that taking unauthorized pictures of other peoples children become a criminal offense.

Children and the family should be protected from sexual deviants at the cost of your right to take pictures of random kids.

How would you like it if some random retard started attacking you when you were doing nothing wrong? Oh, but it's okay he has a retarded justification for the assault.
Why?

Mayo? The sauce you put on fish n chips if you don't have remoulade

I did four years in minimum security prison for money laundering my Dads loansharking racket.

>He thinks taking photos of other peoples children is "doing nothing wrong"

I put tartar sauce on fish and chips, at least the fish part

Yes, it is. What the fuck is the issue here?

Went to jail for a week for using dank memes IRL.

Never again.

you sound like one of those hystericals that thinks everybody is taking pictures of their kids, when they're just taking selfies or something.

Sounds like you take pictures of random peoples kids, don't be surprised when you get your teeth knocked out and told to never be seen again.

Some people might just kill you because they dont want their kid to disappear the next day.

yes
minor in possession of alcohol
~3.5 hrs

Prison guard here
Ask me anything you want
Remember, prisons in NL are much much different than the US or anywhere else than NL, Belgium, Germany

You were caught sucking some animal's dick before it was legal?

I want some party liquor now

>What the fuck is the issue here?

The fact you're a pedophile

Except for the fact the camera had photos of the same children on it from the last 3 weeks

There is a reason I only got 9 months for the assault

PIDF out in full force tonight

Sounds like you randomly assault people. And are proud of being a violent ape. Some day you'll attack the wrong person and get shot. Actually, since you're in Canada that probably won't happen.

>>Except for the fact the camera had photos of the same children on it from the last 3 weeks

you conveniently left that part out or just made it up. which is it, sport?
t. a non-felon

what do you think when you hear about the sentences people get in the US, and the prison conditions?

Did your life get better or worse after all that?

That doesn't happen, usually there are up and coming wannabes who want to get with a prison crew so they try to 'impress' them by taking the initiative and beating the skinner without ever being asked. Pretty much every beating in prison is these wannabes trying to move up.

Unless you're in max security you will never get in a fight in jail so long as you mind your business (never ask anybody questions about their life), never take anything for free, and don't act like a goof talking to guards or hanging out with other known goofs.

No, the issue is you're an animal who can't control his violent impulses.
Tell the truth, how many other people have you assaulted in the street?

>you conveniently left that part

You only just brought up the fact I may have been mistaken

Its more likely you end up getting shot. You should read a little, people kill for much less.

Threatening a mans family is a really good way to provoke aggression, use your head retard. Jack your cock to someone elses kids, not mine.

>Tell the truth, how many other people have you assaulted in the street?

None, actually.

Keep defending your kind though, pedo fuck

did 16 months in country and 18 in prison CA

What are the secure units/places where thye keep the nonces like?

t. Fed so would never be general population.

Seems like they'd have good taste in anime desu.

Richard Kuklinksi, the Iceman killer who worked for the Gambino family once ripped a womans door off her car, for cutting him off. He had several times got out of his car and smashed peoples windows and even their windshield.

If he thought you had a loud mouth in general, hed just kill you. He didnt like loud mouths.

He was also extremely protective of children.

>Threatening a mans family
You are the one threatening people with violence.
Fuck, you two better just baiting, I seriously hope no one is this retarded.
Really? You've only committed this one violent crime?
And what happened to this guy after you assaulted him? I'm guessing "nothing" because he did nothing wrong.

>daddy's toy

Glad they took your kids

Kuklinski*

If the guy indeed was confirmed not just some random, then it's a shame you got caught.

>there is no justice in the courts

I'm not unreasonable, but honestly, user, do you have an anger problem? been to anger management? you come across a little psycho on here

Killers always seem to have weird moral codes, like not harming and actively protecting children or animals.

Weirdos the lot of them.

>Really? You've only committed this one violent crime?

Yes actually.

>I'm guessing "nothing" because he did nothing wrong.
No idea what happened to him, from what I heard while in jail they moved out within 4 days.

Keep defending your kind, you pedo fuck

>I'm not unreasonable, but honestly, user, do you have an anger problem? been to anger management?

No anger problems really, actually I very rarely even get upset/mad.

I do have problems with pedo fucks though.