HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOLKIEN!

>mfw it's Tolkien's birthday
POST SOME FUCKING ORCS!

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Why didn't the eagles just wish him a happy birthday?

>99

9 members of the fellowship
9 nazgul

Kek has blessed us with his presence on Tolkiens birthday

>Tolkien
Who ?

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>THAT SHINY SHIT... IT'S MINE!

Where is Tolkein's grave? They should plug his rapidly spinning corpse into the National Grid and we'd have clean energy forever

First for Emily Blunt orc

kek

>checked

CATAPULT

I love the kawaii little skull on his helmet

kek'd

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Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!
Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!

M A D M A N
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Eagles?

If I take this ring off, would you die?

kek

I think it might actually be in Mosely, a suburb of Birmingham. It's where he wrote most of LotR. Some girl I was banging for a while lived there and it was such a nice place. Very much like a small village only 20 minutes from central B'ham.

>Some girl I was banging
Did you eat her pussy? Asshole?

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>And tell em boromir sent 'ya
>every time
This will never get old to me.

Nah but we were into some kinky shit let me tell you hue hue hue.

Seriously every time we had sex I came away with bruises and cuts.

How did you meet her?

Dogging

Noice.

LET US EASE THEIR PAIN

Orcs are the best.

Gotta love orcs

NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

Reminder that LoTR only exists because that was Tolkien's primary means of dealing with his war trauma.

Fifteen birds in five firtrees,
their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!
But, funny little birds, they had no wings!
O what shall we do with the funny little things?
Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot;
fry them, boil them and eat them hot?

Burn, burn tree and fern!
Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch
To light the night for our delight,
Ya hey!
Bake and toast 'em, fry and roast 'em
till beards blaze, and eyes glaze;
till hair smells and skins crack,
fat melts, and bones black
in cinders lie
beneath the sky!
So dwarves shall die,
and light the night for our delight,
Ya hey!
Ya-harri-hey

Where's our Tolkien biopic movie!!

I like the HoMM original design of boar-muzzled orcs. It's a shame they were wasted for generic Warcraft-esque models both graphically and narrative-wise (ebil humans enslaving dindu nothings and noble savages rebel).

Living through two world wars is a good enough reason to make someone hate technology.

No idea, but according to TGW, it sounds like an interesting story.

youtube.com/watch?v=TvVh-DVhroQ

theverge.com/2016/11/10/13585262/jrr-tolkien-middle-earth-biopic-lord-of-the-rings

>mfw a Tolkien biopic with Pan's Labyrinth-style magic realist Middle Earth sequences

Oh my now that would be interesting

Well alright, alright, alright

>Living.

He fought in one, where his first battle was the motherfucking Somme.

Yeah but I wanted to be inclusive, since he also lived through the blitz, and that's worth mentioning.

Fuck off retard

obligatory

That's a pretty amazing idea desu

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Watch where you walking, snaga!

lotr had the comfiest memes

Best/worst commentary tracks for every film? I'm gonna watch through absolutely everything but I'd like to know which to start with.

>no Orc gf to bully me

Aye whatchoo say snaga?

Orc girls are disgusting. Elves are the best.

"What about them? They're Frescschhhshhhhh"

Elf roasties a shit... besides its the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women.

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BIG

All those deleted scenes and they left this in. What were they thinking

Who should direct it?

Feels like 2006 again

Hey guys, I heard there's a franchise I haven't ruined yet.

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Who'd win.

>implying anything can stop Michael Flatley's feet of flames