Who do you think is the best Leo's ever had?

who do you think is the best Leo's ever had?

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Himself

none, they are all interchangeable onaholes

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Leo doesn't care about woman.

Gisele Bundchen. His only true love They were together for like 5 years or more. She left because he didnt want kids.

She didn't had no one.
Show me a kid Dicaprio had with some of his girlfiends.
He's fucking infertile lol

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*rips huge vape*

Considering how Leo is
Masurbating while watching a video of he having a foursome with three super models

stupid fucking nigger knows the white man is superior

Drake BTFO

I wonder what Leo did to her to be the best she ever had. I mean, Rihanna must have fucked absolute mandingoes who just demolished her. Is he just the king of clitplay?

alri mum

>fucks tons of blacks
>white boi is the best she ever had

NIGGERS BTFO

Leo cares about his environment stuff only, especially now that he has his oscar I guess. I wonder if hes still a fucking weeaboo

the models all call him the white mamba

Drake eternally BTFO by based big dick Leo

he probably went down on her. niggers don't do that shit. NEVER EVER.

>Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio
such a fucking billionaire name. this boy was destined to be successful even though he's a shit actor

he still deserves the oscar. it's not like they've been consistent with the awards

someone post the screencap about the model complaining leo just lays in bed, doesn't move and wears earbuds during sex.

He doesn't care about nobodies he picks up from the lobby. Famous people who can mock him in the media get the A game

Lei probably into that tantric shit

how much did he pay for this headline?

*Leo

>0 oscars
>0 kids
"succesful"

Haha but they do though. My wife's bf is black and he eats her out all the time

Jesus, living the dream

I really appreciate that Leo really cares about the environment.

But dude he's notorious for being a coozehound.

He has a band of friends called the Pussy Posse who have been going around Hollywood since like the late 90s or early 00s just fucking everything. A bunch of actor and insider bros who pass girls around.

The whole thing about Hollywood being super feminist is bullshit. It's actually really mercenary and egotistical and all about sex and power.

>0 Oscars

Uhhh....

oscars
alri 2015

>0 oscars

Surely when you are Leo tier it is up to the woman to please you?

>0 oscars

You must not be talking about our man Leo.

>welfare charity oscar

shit, when did this happen

>tfw you will never make a Black gf this happy

How do you get good at sex? Serious question

For men and women, what are the best ways/roles to take on.

>His only true love
Wrong.

The correct answer is "Kate Winslet".

Last year

have an 8x6

Was that bullshit Oscar with the CGI bear.

>How do you get good at sex? Serious question
Big dick, good tongue, be dominant but also sensual and playful, it's about finding a balance between being primal/rough, sweet/sensitive and creative/surprising. Throw in some dirty talk, bring out toys, spank/pull hair, tie em up/blindfold, etc. Basically just watch a Based Rocco scene and copy his overall attitude and technics. He's a fucking legend!

I bet het bumfucked Hellen Mirren. He loves GILFs im sure of it

That's Manuel Ferrara do.

I just want a Caribbean Queen

>Not recognising based Ethan Hawke

Not fucking legendary my man.

Leo getting an oscar broke the fabrics of reality and now kek exists,trump is president and EU is falling apart.

I know who Mick Blue is. It is just the smell and so on.

>fucking 10/10 models for over 20 years

Yeah I doubt he gives a fuck. Sex is probably like masturbation for him at this point.

Leo has transcended women. He probably had a better orgasm when he was crawling around in the snow filming Revenant imagining his Oscar win.

"Leo please get me a role in a big movie. I-I'll tell everyone you were the best I ever had!"

The fat broad from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Leo only has sex now so that he can have that one moment after jizzing when he can think perfectly clear.

BLEACHED

...

>rips huge vape cloud
>MGMT starts playing
>thinks about global warming and shit
how do we save him?

:'|

leo's gay or bisexual

>t. rectal ravaged african miniature

all the "best" black women end up with white guys, even that she-ape tennis player nabbed herself one, even though she's bringing home the bacon

really makes you wonder

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This fucking board

Women loving stupidly massive cocks is just a porn meme. Bigger than average sure, but Shane Diesel tier? Na.

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