Happiness Is A Warm Gun

Happiness Is A Warm Gun
More like Happiness is a warm shit lol

Happiness is a cold shit, idiot.

Warm shit is better than cold shit, objectively, though.

Shittines is a Warm Gun

Hard shit > soft shit
If it's warm it's more likely to be soft.

Come back when you have hemorrhoids, kid. A good poo is soft and quick, not hard and cold.

The best shit is when there's a ton of it inside you but it's warm, so it comes out easy but it's like a never ending ride

Happiness is when your heroin hits

HEROIN IS A WARM HUG
BANG BANG SHOOT SHOOT

Medium rare shit is a happy shit

>put me on the screencap

The My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy of the 60s

>when it's over in 0.5 seconds but the turd is the size of your arm

Happiness is a warm sun when the war's done.

>he likes it when his shit sticks to his arse
fuck off pard

I know that feel....

That's true, warm shit is messier, hard shit is more dry and clean, you basically have to only use one wipe and you're good to go.

i've got plenty of TP and time to deal with a warm shit.

This is the only BEATles album worth celebrating or preserving

You know, for years when I heard that guitar solo before the I Need A Fix lyrics, I thought it was a saxophone.

shittines is a shit shit

Abbey Road tho. I Want You (Shes so Heavy) is the best Beatles song.

Happiness is beating your wife.

Happiness is a warm fist against Yoko's ribs.

Actually yeah I agree, that's my second favourite. Gr8 choice for best song too.

Hello Anonymous, it's Ringo. I'd really appreciate if you'd not chat shit about our music on this forum. We did, and do, our best to spread peace and love across the world. It's not cool to make a mockery of it. Regards, Ringo.

Ringo, you unironically look like you touch kids.

I used to not like that album or that song in particular, but now that I'm 10 years older I've come to understand that Abbey Road is kino. I think late period Beatles are the best. White album, Let it Be, and Abbey Road

Bunch of childish fucks. why do I even bother to get on this shit board?