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I need a qt

i have a qt

>aggressively flirt with top qt
>hardly flirt with the rest

isn't that how things usually go. Get a top qt and every other girl cant even compete

these thread not exist anymore!!

I don't want to leave Florida

:/

>Tfw no Russian gf

first for hideously deformed.

You're not the only one.

hey I can role play as a girl if you want.

get a gf

this happens

myproana.com/index.php/topic/1296250-i-cheated-on-my-bf-because-some-random-mysterious-guy-said-i-am-skinny-af/

I appreciate your suggestion, but I have to say no.
I want to feel the female smell.

lol im pretending to be a female on myproana just to talk to girls.

My life sucks.

I just want a gf

I've done that too.
I have a fake girl profile just to see the attention that she would get. But I've messages 2 times other girls with that account.

On my real one, I even changed location to Paris just to see if I would get more messages. But no luck

You should wear dresses and put on lipstick to talk to girls next
fucking faggots

Still better than messaging every single girl "hey wanna have sex with u"

gibe skype wanna fcuk sexy ladey?

Evening lads.

>friends for years
>gradually she responds less and less
>can barely get one word answers back now

I don't even know what went wrong or when.

evening, want to hear about how ugly I am?

Sure, I'd be glad.

Evening.

She lost interest in you.

ive gained a stone.

I really let my self go in depression and stopped counting calories.

I want to kill my self

I dont know what to do.

Hit the gym brah.

(No seriously, try it.
Also stop spending time on the internet and with video games)

I do go to the gym anyway.

Another lad having trouble messaging germans.
Sorry germanbro, but everyone has problems messaging them.

Forgot pic.
Basically he says that it's impossible talking with them.

What's your problem exactly? I have been a bit autistic and lanky and shit but I genuinly feel like everything is going pretty good lately.
I really think it happyness is achievable.

>Angelfromspain

I dunno man, maybe they are too autistic to reply. Or you are too autistic to talk to people.

This reads like a fanfiction. Nobody talks the way this guy does. She probably just had a wet dream.

This was the last time I tried.
Tell me if I did anything wrong.

I really don't know. The only thing I would have changed is putting the "nice to meet you" thing at the beginning of the message.
I have to admit I never message people tho, I just wait for them messaging me, kek
Have you mentioned your interest for Germany in your profile?

I never mention on my profile when I'm interested in one country.

is that your message? Tbh it reads kinda weird

Works for me with Russians and other slavs.

What did you put in your profile in general?

Are you sure? I don't really think so.

>thanks for last time

what does this mean? is he literally thanking me for what i've done to him last time?

He appreciates the moments from the last time that you both talked.

I just have a simple message saying that I'm from Portugal, I think that's it.

Why weird?

thank you. i got this from someone i used to talk 2 years ago

That's a long time without talking.
Don't you think it was awkward after that much time?

its just the way it reads

How does whatsapp work lads? First time getting someones number, do you need to add them to your phones contacts?

Yes. Add them on your contacts first

fug, I hope I did it right

omg im hideously ugly.

I want to cry but the tears wont come out.

Is there a defining moment in your life where you changed as a person? Is there a time in your life that you yearn to go back to?

youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g&ab_channel=GeminiMoon

Is there an explanation for Thai women?

They are so weird and alien and unlike any other women on Earth. And I mean culture wise

Is this because they didn't get colonized? The are the least cucked by westernisation and thus retained a pre-western female attitude??

I would qualify myself as desperate, but I don't even look at the thai profiles of the girls who message me. Yes, real girls.

jesus christ. this is the longest message I've ever had sent to me and I've only said a sentence to her so far

im going to start writing my book.

You will all be included.

I wouldnt post your profile now.

>dana113 was last online 2 hours ago

whoops. whatever

I want someone to love me.

Im so ugly.

1 shot in life = ugly

its why no one will love me.

No one will ever love me. because im so ugly.

I want to die.

I want someone to love me. But no one does.


WHY????


WHY????


WHY????


This life isnt fair I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

girls are repulsed by me just because of the way I look.

Im disgusting.

I want to be loved.

I want to hug a girl.

I want what I cant have.

post face

I need a girlfriend.

Im so lonely.

Why does no one love me?

please can someone love me.

Just for a day.

This isnt fair.

its over theres nothing i can do I should kms.

I hate my life.

my friends get 100 likes on fb.

I get like 10.

girls unfriend me when I upload photos.

Its why I havent uploaded a photo since 2014.

im hideous, ugly, deformed, disgusting

Trying to learn German. Maybe want a German QT to help me and be friends with. How likely is this to actually happen.

why does no one love me?

Be clam Brit bro. We'll make it.

sounds as something from lovecraft

got drunk and embarrassed myself. AGAIN

i am DEFORMED


fucking disgusting.

They should throw acid in my face.

well show face, you will I will. We shall see who looks worse

What did you do?

you say again. Divulge both incidents.

ive been humiliated my whole life by women.

I dont want to be humiliated here aswell.

Understandable. It'll be okay, look to the future and stick to your desired language. Your QT will come along soon enough.

Which language are you trying to learn? I'm happy to take your mind off things and chat for a bit on here.

A brazilian milf is telling me about her failed marriage lads,

pretty excited

Guten Abend

I'm going to sleep.
Keep thread up

Russian, what about you?

good night

German. Its been going good lately progress is mediocre but steady. How goes it for you?

sorry. I didnt know what to say I wasnt ignoring you.

I used that website where you do little bits a day, but I gave up.

most people say I look like a average white guy, but i dont see it.

I m beginning to think im mentally ill

its fine I'm pretty patient. Duolingo and Memrise are helpful places for a bit. I've recently ordered familiar children's books in German and am awaiting their arrival.

You aren't mentally ill, I assume anyway. Try getting /fit/. Its a confidence booster and you might meet gym cuties. Plus you'll feel better which improves everything really. try to stay optimistic.

You should see a psychologist, IMO mental illness is a sign that you are probably smart somewhere.

I believe we all have strengths and weaknesses, if you have trouble in one area you probably excel in another. It's what makes us human, but you gotta stay balanced.

also this.

I dont really like /fit/ I have been posting on fitmisc. I like it there. when I set myself prs its better than doing it for athestics. I like lifting to reach strength goals more. It also means I dont quit.


its hard to justify seeing a psychologist because I spend all my money on my looks. But one thing I have found is that you should see a doctor for your problems. If you have acne dont waste your money on expensive moistures. I got a prescription for tablets and they have helped me skin wise. Prescription is legit. When i have to go to the doctors next im going to get retin-a.

sounds like anorexica, but for looks

my stomach hurts I ate too much ice cream

What kind

i want ice cream

>This autistic brit shitting up the thread

Honestly, even without that Brit, is this thread really that great anyway?

Use to be ok

Australian girl is messaging me some really deep, personal shit

I don't really know why..

its 4am i cant sleep because im researching orbital box osteotomy.

You should go to bed.

meant for

Why don't you become a plastic surgeon?

imagine if you botch someones surgery?

a lot of surgeons wont operate on none deformed people.

because i have a craniofacial anomaly I can get a Lefort and BSSO.

most plastic surgerys dont do shit.

lol if you think a ugly retard is going to look any better after a rhinoplasty.

modified leforts (facial reconstruction surgerys) are the goat surgery.

They arent even plastic.

watch this

youtu.be/GnP12pX1T9s

In Thailand women are the /r9k/ and all men are chads.

You know too much that is worrisome

Australian QT invited me to rave. I laughed