Daily KEK praise thread

You know the drill lads.

KEK deserves praise for his daily work and actions.

PRAISE KEK.

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Praise

praise him dammit

kek plus trump, you must bump!

i swear to god ig we dont start praising kek soon im gonna start flatearthposting

KEK RAISES ME UP

SO I CAN WALK ON MOUNTIANS

HE RAISES ME UP

SO I CAN STAND ON SEAS

HE RAISES ME UP

AND GIVES ME REPEATING DIGITS

AT THE END OF THE DAY

KEK IS THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS

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kek is an asshole

praise jesus

thats the good dhit

PRAISE

Jesus is a kike.

praisus maximus

reminder

> kek = light bringer with an affiliation to chaos
> light bringer is also a name for Lucifer, who is affiliated with chaos
> kek is therefore Egyptian equivalent

> set is the Egyptian god of war and storms, his Canaanite equivalent is YHWH (Jewish/ Christian/ Muslim god)
> set is seen as evil

> what do we make of this all?
* side note

> there is a third set/YHWH equivalent, Indra, the king of devas and storm/war god from Hindu mythology.
> In Hinduism and Zoroastrianism there is a holy drink known as Soma known to bring light and enlightenment, knowledge is often seen by many religions as a chaotic concept

> like I said, do with this info what you will
* Obsrvations others have contibuted

> warcraft has a character with the title lightbringer, bringing us back fullcircle to one of the 3 origins of the word kek

> revalations 16:13 mentions 3 frogs (maybe pepe/kek, dat boi, and a third yet-to-be-memed frog, or perhaps it's a metaphor of how kek as an alternate lol had 3 origins that converged (starcraft, warcraft, and lel)) coming from the mouth of the beast


Other Possible Equivalent gods:

these gods do not fit the light-bringer+chaos vs storm+war god relation but are similar nevertheless

Anunnakian (mesopatamia/babylonia/assyrian/akkadian)

Enlil = set, YHWH
Enki = kek, light bringer

>Gephyromantis enki is a species of frog

Kek

Sieg der Frosch!

I have this really sick feeling someone is going to assassinate Hillary soon.

Prais Kek.

Praise KEK

If kek is real
Why do not he give me dubs or trips

There is no God but Qek, and Pepe is His messenger.

now THATS what i call meme magick!

I live in pukekohe, am i praising enough?
PRAISE KEK

Get comfy boys we're praising for a while

See
Your god is false

We can only hope, user.

you know the answer user. you do not kek the lord kek

I have this really sick feeling someone is going to assassinate a leading presidential candidate soon.
Division is at an all time high

You have to be patient.

Dubs will come.

So close friend. But praise kek and may he save the west.

WITNESSED

Praise [REDACTED]

perhaps Kek will spare us all yey

praise kek

Jesus is Lord

Kek blessed this poster because he truly believed

Dubs proof kek is here

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Praise Kek.

Lemme try
Praise kek

KEK BE PRAISED
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thank you Lord kek you are swift yet merciful!

Praise Kek of the misfortune this world receives

PRAISE KEK

See, nothing happened
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ?

*For

Praise kek for making me fuck up that post

Praise his name

KEK IS A FAGGOT

KEK IS NOT SHIT

IF KEK WERE REAL I WOULD AND COULD KILL THAT FAGGOT BITCH

ALL OF KEKS FOLLOWERS ARE LITTLE BITCH CUNTS FUCK THEM ALL I COULD SMASH ALL YOU BETA LITTLE BITCH BOYS

Don't forget Bast

Praise Kek

Heiroglyph looks like a guy watching tv

May the power of kek remain forever known.

praise

kek be thy name

Fuck off

Witness the signs of his will.

It's already clear dirty egyptsies don't believe, off with you before you bring down kek's happenings

praise kek !

How does one... "Praise Kek"?

Do we need sacrifices? Where are my fucking wafers?

its kek at his machine you fookin retred

summer is here

You're from Egypt and you don't believe in KEK?

Nothing will happen
Your so called "kek" is a false god
Last time I ask him
IF YOU EXIST GIVE ME DUBS
IF YOU DO NOT DO NOT GIVE ME

What machine? You mean a TV? Also that is the hieroglyph for Bast not Kek newfag

Went to a frog worship festival

PRAISE KEK

No, I am an african american who migrated to his ancestors land.

Kek

how to praise kek? like this.
PRAISE KEK

My fellow Sup Forumsacks, ask not what Kek can do for you, ask what you can do for Kek.

>african american
>egypt
>ancestors land

Top meme

>praise kek
>get sick dubs

Why have you forsaken me

where is that fuckin janitor

Are frogs holy?

THAT'S ALOTA MEMES FOR A IMAGINARY FROG

Kek is the god of chaos. One day he may bless you, the next day he may turn you into a meme. Praise Kek!

I think your digits answered the question for you

All signs point to kek

Death shall find you and will remove limbs until you post meaningful get

PRAISE KEK
have a good day lads ;)

There is such a thing as neet ants

Ay, bless the frogs!

What's the Kek official meal? and on what day of the week do you eat it?

KEK IS WITH US

PRAISE KEK

QEK, can you reassure us trump will win?

ayy

Praise Kek!

No

>Praises in spanish

praise kek

Kek has blessed this thread and promised Donald Trump a victory if this gets trips.

Otherwise, Donald Trump loses by atleast 5%

>keks internally

What a blessed day.
PRAISE KEK

All hail Kek!

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checked

PRAISE KEK!!! 77777777

There is no god but kek and donald trump is his prophet

I may never march in the infantry,
Ride in the Calvary,
Shoot the Artillary,
I may never fly over land and sea,
But I'm in kek's Army.

Who will be the first to build a shrine to kek?

PRAISE HIM !!!!!!!!

All HAIL the Valiant Frog Kek !!!

PRAISE KEK