/cfb/ general - WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK edition

>Saturday 9/2
Wyoming at Iowa, 12pm
Maryland at (23) Texas, 12pm
(11) Michigan at (17) Florida, 3:30pm
Alabama A&M at UAB, 3:30pm
Troy at Boise State, 3:45pm
Appalachian State @ (15) Georgia, 6:15pm
(3) Florida State @ (1) Alabama, 8pm*
BYU vs (13) LSU, 9:30pm

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>247sports.com
>collegefootballnews.com
>underdogdynasty.com

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1st for Buffs
and Oregon sucks

dubs for OP is a faggot

get

>amateur cuckegg

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Ready to drop 60 on Akron

>CFB meme poll up and ready for your votes lads

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Players to watch in Mich @ Florida?

Rashan Gary
Donovan Peoples-Jones

Florida got too many people banned for this game.
I'm curious to see Malik Zaire (but he is not gonna be QB1)

oh shit I didn't know Zaire transferred to Florida

Sensing a cheeky Maryland upset over Texas today lads.

You like MD plus the points? I have absolutely no read on this game

>suck ass at notre dame
>get benched and ignored by coaching staff for rest of the year
>I'll show them
>transfer to Florida where the most notable qb they've had since Tebow took roids and was suspended
>still benched for luke del rio
fucking notre dame players man

ITS GAMEDAY

I wouldnt call it an upset

>18 point favorites
>Not an upset

Forget all the appetizers, it's finally the first REAL Saturday.

Happy Season, lads.

How badly is Florida going to get BTFO today?

UCF gun fuck yo shit up last game of season

>no first ever conference hip for bullshits

Not that badly, but they will lose.

How is michigan still only -4.5? There's something fishy about that line

It's a constant source of irritation to me that Florida actually allows its directional schools a modicum of relevance.

I'm predicting Florida to lose by 2 possessions

Maybe because it's on neutral site and B1G teams historically don't play well down south to start the year? But yeah you'd think Florida suspending literally everybody would have had some effect.

wew look at this elitist
we're power 6

Berkeley's (yes, that Berkeley) season starts less than 4 bongs from now against the North Carolina Tar Heels.

Inb4 one of the Tar Heels calls them an "ANTIFA" and the game descends into violence.

you mean two scores?

28-0 incoming

only 2 starters are out

Doesn't matter. With the exception of USC if there is a direction in the name of your school the only attention they should be given is when they ruin the season of a real team in hilarious fashion.

They suspended two more players overnight and it was announced they're starting a literally who freshman at QB. They're fucked m8.

post HYPE videos.

I just threw up btw

This would be more entertaining than the game. It's a shame that all the Tarheels players are POC and as oppressed minorities Cal is likely to just talk to them patronizingly about social justice rather than hit anybody.

Who else got suspended? Last news I saw was the suspension of Scarlett

Actually, both USF and UCF are pretty relevant here in Florida. Probably the most relevant directional schools in the country.

I know. That was exactly my point. Pig disgusting.

michigans oline will be mediocre at best, florida's defense could keep it close even if their offense is as strong as a wet rag

well ucf and usf have over 100,000 students combined, and while ucf has never been good, usf had that one year 10 years ago where they were ranked #2 and that bred a lot of casual interest. when you have the kind of numbers going through those schools that there are, it's inevitable they will get relevance just by sheer amount of alumni.

who is western michigan

Then maybe Weber State next week or Ole Miss the week after that.

IDK, who?

Nobody now that Fleck's at Minnesota and cleaned out their recruiting class

Can't remember and I can't seem to find it now. It was on some Florida blog I was reading last night, maybe it was fake news. I'm sure we'll get the full rundown on ABC prior to kickoff. Who knows? There's still 7 more hours for Florida players to commit crimes and misdemeanors so lets see if they can step their game up to Tar Heels tier.

except southern california

>ucf has never been good

Michigander here. No one gives a fuck about Western. People only go to the game to get drunk and because Kzoo is boring as fuck.

They played in the cotton bowl 8 months ago. They're fairly relevant in the cfb world

>Cal vs Ole Miss
>Cal all in black with shields, sticks, and hammer and sickle flags
>Ole Miss with the noose, the white hood, waiving the Stars and Bars
>3 hours bloody melee on the 50 yard line
Please Santa, this is all I want for Christmas.

Good for them. We still don't give a fuck.

I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand relevance in the college football landscape and relevance to the local populace are two very different things. You must've been educated at a directional

The song sucks but I miss you College GameDay

Except relevance among the local population is exactly what I was talking about fag.

Over/under 50 minutes before the kid got cancer segment?

No one else was you stupid faggot. Do you understand what board you're on?

cancer segment is usually like week 3/4

this week is football player gets over debilitating injury and is able to do something positive in life

>the
>implying only 1
Gameday should only be one hour

I brought the fucking subject up. Yes, that's what we were talking about.

Still don't understand why >we have a bowl ban. Anyway, hotty toddy for now until the liberals finish their takeover of my university

>blame it all on my roots
>I paid the recruitssss

Because the NCAA cares very much about maintaining the illusion that college football isn't actually a business because then they'd have to pay their workers actual wages. You fucked with their scam.

Antiquated OU hype video here m8.

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They will both be good this year
Which will make the War on I4 more exciting

>if you're reading this, I'm already dead

Samantha I already miss you

>the game between two directional schools has a name
Stop this nonsense right now Florida.

Rutgers HYPE right here, buddy

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Think they have a chance to win a conference game this year?

Does anyone wanna come over and watch the games at my house? My mom is buying Red Baron

>prediction

Nick Chubb runs for 225 yards and UGA wins 31-14

Del Rio ain't starting

Predictions for FSU/ALA

FSU by -7.5

Their schedule kind of fucked them. The only real possibility is Purdue, but maybe the get lucky and upset Maryland or Indiana on the road. Though after watching Indiana the other night I don't think Rutgers has a chance, their QB will throw all over Rutgers secondary

That's not a prediction what the fuck.

Can you teenagers at least read a little bit about how lines work before trying to look cool

We've got a good defense and a capable offense. I'm convinced we would've beaten Washington if our clock management wasn't JUST tier.

I say we beat Purdue and Illinois.

So why is half of flariduh's team suspended?
Yes what time? My mom says I have to be home by 10

>the "falcons blew a 28-3 lead" sign

I hope that guy gets mugged on the way back to his car.

That's not how predictions work.

UA 28
FSU 17

8 of them for credit card fraud, two for drug possession.

sorry, benched for a freshman named felipe

>I'm convinced we would've beaten Washington
Brah...

Solid prediction
Alabama 17 FSU 7

21-10 tide, won't even feel that close though

35-31 FSU

So what's the best early game? Texas-Maryland?
Cal-UNC maybe?

>So why is half of flariduh's team suspended?
Just some felonies. Boys will be boys ya know?

Nice "prediction"

Bama 16
FSU 21

>Is he ready to take the cocks

What did Herbie mean by this?

Not yet my Matawan bro

That's a hyperbole, but our clock management did us no favors in winning that game.

Some good sports on today. Tennis, handegg and divegrass.

My Pitt Panthers will win!

>8 of them for credit card fraud
wait, what

Is college football on TV in Europe? Or do you have to watch streams?

OFFICIAL SIM user RESULTS
>Clemson 45, Kent State 17
>Illinois 45, Ball State 37 4OT
>Iowa 26, Wyoming 23 OT
>Michigan State 35, Bowling Green 31
>Oklahoma 45, UTEP 10
>Northwestern 49, Nevada 14
>Troy 37, Boise State 34 OT
>Kentucky 26, So Miss 16
>Georgia 22, App State 20
>Marshall 38, Miami (OH) 28
>Coastal Carolina 37, UMass 16
>Auburn 31, Georgia Southern 12
>South Alabama 37, Ole Miss 27
>Nebraska 66, Arkansas State 31
>Middle Tennessee State 23, Vanderbilt 17

They probably show some games on pay tv but not all.

Mainly streams tho.

I don't want to say people are sleeping on us, because they aren't, we're bad. At the same time, however, I think we have the talent to win at least one conference game.

Predictions for NC State/South Carolina?
>SC 27-10 NCS

They bought books with their student ID card accounts empty, then tried selling those books to other students.