I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine

>I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.

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it has a better color and you know it

I can't believe the four on-site interviews I've had preferred the qualifications of some poo in the loo to mine

>bone

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The & and P were stuck together in yours.

REEEEEEEEEEE

Guys, hold me, I just learned that Silian Rail font doesn't exist. How could they have lied!

Paul Allen has the superior card, can we all agree.

oh my god
it even has a watermark

>those dubs
how did a nitwit like you get so lucky?

Guys

>hip to be square starts playing

>4chans favorite movie was directed by a woman and the book was written by a gay man

It's like poetry

P O T T E R Y

Not all of Sup Forums is Sup Forumstards.

Isn't there a couple lines where Bateman blatantly says we should be more caring of our fellow man or some pretentious yuppie shit?

I know that's the whole point of his character being a weird fuck but nobody ever brings up the fact he's almost an sjw.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis

what does Sup Forums think?

what was the job

>"t-those guys are probably jealous of my silian rail"
Yeah right. They'd sooner envy having the ransom account, which is not great.

wtf i hate american psycho now

The movie became a tongue in cheek satire. A man's man would have made it generic slasher porn with 80s hair metal, instead of the varied unselfconscious soundtrack that fit perfectly.

Also Bateman needed a woman's touch, lest he become some cheesy action antihero.

He was literally virtue signalling. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone retard, he's a psychopath. How dense can you be? Fuck you.

ok seriously.

>so how's that ransom account going marcus?
>it's going well
>reallyyyy? that's interesting is not.. great
>oh well you know

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>acquisitions spelled wrong

That was just to impress his girl.

Bateman only cares about himself.

It was intentionally spelled wrong, so that the fonts align stylistically

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Did you even fucking read the post instead of just being an asshole? It clearly states he's a pretentious fuck so user clearly knows he was baiting.

card kino

>he doesn't get it that the other guy was indirectly saying that sjws are psychopaths
Wew lad, easy on the altismo.

what about it?

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This thread has an amazing lack of dubs.

You aren't trying hard enough

>I can't believe Sup Forums prefers anons dubs to mine.

D E L E T

Your dubs are timeless, user.

But did he really kill all those people?

I'm double sure he did,

>that scene in the book where Bono morphs into a demon

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Always enjoy that and the tom cruise elevator part

Alright, hit me doc.

That and the part where they're all on the phone at the same time trying to make reservations are the best. The inevitable remake has to have these scenes.

>Mergers

How did they fuck that one up?

You don't spin a menorah, you spin a dreidel.

The hell is this? uncut version?

I'm 27 and what is this?