/f1/ - Formula 1 quali discussion - Cuckjohn edition

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SOLVE STATUS: NOTHING

gimi

bless

>driving a car
>a sport

>the country of france

BORING

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KILL ALL SWISS

>dangereuse

Session: >stopped

his time?

>being legally forbidden to race

grosjean is swiss

I hope the session is resumed quickly, I want to see a comfy rain session and my gf (female) drops by in about 2 hours

bit damp

>mfw driving a car in circles is illegal in medpackland

>AAS

>jewing away nazi gold
>a sport

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>alonso default last
very very sad

THIS FUCKING QUALI

how do you make these so fast?

Monsoon tyres when?

>Banned racing in his country
Soft cunt desu

>be a professional driver
>can't drive in the rain

Nice """"sport""""

pick 2

bigjohn did it intentionally so he could start P3

Not in your overpriced shithole of a country

Pussies
I miss the nineties

>P4
Ericsson confirmed ELITE

Whelp, see you all tomorrow.

>GF

NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Please get Senna'd Ham so Ted 'The Cuck' Cuckvitz shuts the fuck up.

This is not how it works

>short break
>Sky IMMEDIATLY starting to suck off Hamilcock
time to fire up the olde tv for some RTL

>Big John

>Make the 3rd tome
>immediatly crash the qualy with no survivors
>Standing stands for the race
Superior strategy

>F1 still can't do rain

Seriously embarrassing. What a fucking joke.

umm if 2 wheels can work in these conditions how come 4 wheels can't??

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God no please they'd never shut up about him.

me with the new balances at the back

>gf (female)
LEAVE

>That flag
>That post

Do not reply to French posters or threads for the rest of the weekend.

>first time actually watching live F1
>this happens
Screw this

I hesitate to agree with Ted, but at the end of the day he's right - they can drive at a slower pace. Grosjean exceeded the grip between the contact patch between the track and his tyres. Senna at Monaco did not

JUST RACE YOU PUSSIES

not so fast Lauda

what if i have a wife?

That's Nascar

Here we laugh at paople that can't keep the car on the track during rain

>tfw comfy watching quali with the gf

Should just put the tyres on stilts

testing webm

ace player records stream to file. I convert what's already been recorded.

who's that swarthy qt at ferrari's?

HNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>dat safety car muscle vroom
V6lets BTFO.

I guess there is no winning with Ted.

will do

or maybe not if this guy is still here

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>inb4 safety car sets fastest lap

nth for portugal is better than france

There's only half as many wheels to slip.

Piers Ferrari

Kys then
Alpha normie

:blocks law breaking former champion:

He didn't do it that last time, though, did he Martin?

how can you crash it on a straight lmao lol

BOO

>gf not watching quali with you

I am privileged enough to have an F1 gf

that was on purpose though

nice doggy

Greed and capitalism ruined F1, prove me wrong.

WHEN YOU DRINK

INB4 the safety car Le Mans 55s the crowd.

>Brundle complimenting Senna on this ability to control crashes
heh...

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Is it Palmer?

I literally can't

aquaplanning

the tyres don't evacuate enough water. pirelli's fault

wtf I drove in the rain last winter why can't these """"superior"""" drivers do it?

>35 years old
>not married with kiddos yet
Wtf're you doing with your life m8?

>people still think you speed up when your car slides off into the grass

>Switzerland
>a country

based fat jon top 3

communism

Because FIA cares about their driver's life

that's all it ever was

>Micry Häkkinen

>those marshals flying past

>sharing your most important hobbies with other real life people
yeah no, I've ascended this.

>being so selfish to pass on your autism jeans

>yfw a plan goes brilliantly

>implying you wouldn't suck his balls

Imagine calling to work and saying you can't come because it's raining.

wtf I drive in snow every winter
where's my medal

>inb4 the safety car crashes

Greed and capitalism led to the computer and internet connection you're using to bitch about it mate.

>finnish crybabies

Will they restart ?

D E L A Y E D