You must describe your favorite movie in five words...

You must describe your favorite movie in five words. Any word in the title of your movie must not be in those five words.

Go.

We'll start with an easy one.
>Four exterminators fight spooky painting

ghostbusters 2 is shit, how on earth is it your favourite film?

Ghostbusters 2
>A man kills for scent

Quiet guy has dirty hands

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>Obsessive writer creates porn parody

"I didn't kill my wife"

gone girl?

Edgy Reddit kids wearing fedoras

Shawshank redemption?

Fiddy shades of gay

5 guys on a boat

No

Charlton Heston plays effete homosexual

that's gotta be Sup Forums - the kino

>the spiders represent my responsibilities

Edward Scissorhands?

Hands is in the title.

>Two superheroes fight each other

"Sieg Heil, gas the kikes!"

Goodfellas

the fugitive

How about that bonus situation?

Hola!

Taxi driver saves a world

Spiderman 2

Bingo

The Shadow

Ghost woman on my shoulders

>Green Ogre takes back swamp

Spider-Man 3

frodo starts to carry jewelry
frodo continues to carry jewelry
frodo throws jewelry in volcano

No, that is incorrect

Pic related

old man spared no expense

Ripped off by hunger games

Master and Commander 2: Electric Bogaloo?

Agent's shenanigans turn idol insane

WHY DONT WE FREEZE IT

Frodo loves his fat friend
Frodo hates his best friend
Frodo wishes he was dead

Opening scene spoils the villain

It's Drive you fucking mong

nigger yells shit at travolta

Blowout is a really good movie

grimdark rembrandt painting wizards

All plebs love this movie

Alcoholic uncle trains Jackie Chan

Wow, I'm surprised you guessed it that fast, was expecting a few "pulp fictions"

He didn't fly so good

See

CIA Rises: The Return of Bill "Slade" Wilson

Big guy on a plane

Hancock?

>he did not fly so good
You fucked up

Bill dies in the end

Midgets fight niggers, break jewelry

I say kill 'em all!

He was a good friend.

The Fifth Element

Kind of an obscure one:

Angela died; that's not Angela

Man looks for his niece.

Guy, shitty life, dog barking