Wake up

>wake up
>look out window
>see these men marching down the street
what do?

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Cheer

Find the closest recruiting station.

Go back to bed. Nothing to worry about here.

Get my eyes checked for some extreme new form of colorblindness.

bomb and turn their homeland into a muslim cuck nation

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Whats wrong with my eyes why is everything black and white oh shit oh shit oh shit

Cheer. Then drive down to Hitler's office and beg him to not attack Russia untill he finishes crushing the goy brits and stomping out the rebellions.

Realize I overslept and am late for the invasion.

OY VEY

I NEED TO HIDE MY JEW GOLD

Remember I'm not Jewish, gay, or a gypsy, so I have nothing to worry about.

Grab SKS, time to go innawoods, I guess.

Also let him know to put a fucking leash on the japs and not provoke the U.S because then Germany and Japan could pincer attack the Soviet union taking hold of the eastern world.

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Cry tears of joy, run outside Roman salute, break down in tears... The west has been saved

Tell Hitler not to invade Russia or sink US ships. Roosevelt will realise soon enough the threat of the COMINTERN.

Then it'll be glorious fascism & democracy against communism.

Forgot to mention, tell the Japs to invade Saudi Arabia for all their oil needs.

Ask to join them

I'd think the German and jap empire would be more than capable of wiping off the filthy Slav ruskies by themselves once they stomp out the cockroach brits and rebellious filth.

I should have not drank so much last night
*back2bed*

I agree...

Find the nearest Obersturmbannfuhrer and ask what I can do for the Vaterland.

kek

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Why the merchant image? When did ny post signify anything jewish?

Find Anne Frank and tell her about her dad going through her diary.

Ask where I sign up so I can get one of those steel helmets and fancy uniforms.

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Oh vey! This is not good.

suck them off and let them treat me like a whore

Smile, wave, go on about my day. I'm a taxpaying, law abiding white man, I'll be just fine.

>oh fuck,I'm late for the morning march

rip kike

Assist in saving the Western World.

Panic because the third reich has been dead for a long time and they're clearly Obama's brownshirts.

Hey Milo

That would have been a much wiser decision. Japan basically had the entire eastern asian front by the balls...the fuck did thry do a lnee-jerk reaction and provoke a powerful country like that? Fucking gooks never do anything right. Hitler should have cut them off from the Axis and told them they're on their own.

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Pretty autistic, well done.

Start gorilla warfare
Repel foreign invaders or die

Crawl back to the dungeons and warn the other lizard people.

Join

1. Is this a dream
2. Heil Hitler
3. Find closest recruiting station.
4. Join army
5. Fight for real FREEDOMS

Get out Hillary

Pearl harbour was false flag.

US wanted to get in the fight so bad but the citizens didn't want to fuck about with Europeans again

You'd just be one of the countless Sewer rats from the conquored countries the Nazi's need to flush out to achieve stability. Why not accept it? Would be much better than Current EU run Europe.

Underrated

Go back to bed because its too early for all this bullshit

>to achieve stability

Ken, the germans are the single most disruptive force of europe since the romans.

The sooner the eternal anglo wins, the better.

I wish I had that much power

>"shit I'm late for the rally"
>quickly put on my uniform and step into line hoping nobody notices

Grab my flag and wave it out the window, whistling and cheering, then find the nearest recruitment centre.

> too early for all this bullshit
It's rope day buddy, rise and shine.

>current Eternal anglo
>Flooding Homelands with Ahmeds and mehmets that wish nothing more than the death of the west
>have faggot left wing retarded media outlets telling people to check their privilage
>Jews operating as world leaders
No thanks. That kind of stupidity in Nazi government would have you "volenteer" for experimental drug testing.
I bet you aren't even a real Swiss. Just some faggot Surrender monkey or a rapefugee.

kek

enlist in foreign leigon

Go back to sleep knowing my country is safe from jews

Like this op?
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Nah man, direct democracy keeps socialists at bay. Even national socialists. Socialism is the biggest theat to freedom.

realize I'm late for the military parade

Go back to sleep
Pic related

Please stop, it hurts.

>what do?

It means is September already, and that means i can drink wine and grill meat pretty much everywhere while watching the parades

Listen to me, and don't forget what I say.

The migrant crisis in Europe is the Porsche 9/11.

There will be a stock market crash.

Porsche will suffer just like Detroit and the american auto industry will suffer.

We need a solution. Get to work.

has suffered*

Ask them how much the hollo costs

Hail Trump

SAVE GERMANY FROM THE "PORSCHE 9/11"

Realize "Aw shit! I overslept again!", and run out of my apartment quickly putting on my uniform with a piece of toast in my mouth.

remove the virtual reality glasses

Finally I woke up from this nightmare

Be sad they won't recruit me because my wrists don't bend backward

kek