Who would you cast and what scenes would you cut for the american remake?

Who would you cast and what scenes would you cut for the american remake?

Jennifer anniston and bill murray

>american remake

Dont even joke OP.

Alison Lohman and John Goodman

I always feel like a retard when I don't like critically praised films at all.

Happened so many times in 2016.

>Change Romania for some Latin American cunt. Brazil maybe?
>Make the boss a black guy
>Cut the dog death. Dead doggos are depressing.
>Naked party wouldn't work with americans, maybe change it to some hippie experience camp

So trash the whole film and make it something else?

Yeah, why do a remake if its the same movie?

>tfw to intellegent for subtitled flicks

This looks trash and German is the worst language to listen to. Can anybody confirm its over rated garbage that I should just avoid?

What you don't know OP, is that this is a remake of an American classic.

Learn your Kino before you embarrass yourself anymore.

In an American remake the father probably would have died.

yeah just stick to Disney and cape shit movies

It's kino. Your'e a turbopleb if you miss it.

>Cancer is the reason why the father wants to bond with the daughter
>Ending scene is her giving an eulogy with the fake teeth

>directed by Wes Anderson

that ending would be better than the one we got

>what scenes would you cut
probably the nudity

Guess you didn't get the film at all.

>dad dies
>dog goes on to torment her in stressful work situations

Not really. If anything in Toni Erdmann the dad is the one trying to steer his daughter away from degeneracy through humor.

While that would be hilarious I meant instead of the grandmother in the end.