Eternal /trb/

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>FM18 info:
fmscout.com/a-what-we-know-about-football-manager-2018.html

>Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
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>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm17-logos.html

>Hairpack
fmscout.com/a-debski-newgen-hairstyles-fm17.html

>Pastebin: FAQ, guides and extras
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>Macca's official /trb/ database 2015
pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
>2016
pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

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>he hasn't done this yet

Who /timewasting/ here?

...

>the absolute state of Italian football

No

Madrid wants Asensio back, what to do lads

>Value 63
>Fee 37
don't

>croatian
>criticizes another country's football
hummmmmmmmm

>tom
>croatian
He's turkish

I promised to sell him if they pay 98 millions, so far they offered me 40 upfront with a bunch of addons that make like 80 millions, so I guess he is staying here.

>first name tom
>croation OR turkish
hmmm

>croation
what the fuck
croatian

>50% profit owed to madrid
literally never sell him
would rather run his contract down and let him go on a free than give that much fucking money to the jew perez

based ben woodburn

So if I sell him back to madrid, that 50% profit goes to them anyway so they pay me less?

precisely mate

never use that clause mate you'll jew yourself out of even more money if the player wants to leave anytime soon

anyone had luck with strikerless tactics?

Everyone has

how senpai? i tried a 4-3-3 narrow with an SS, a Treq, and an AM and it didn't work. Any tips?

who will win the world cup lads

Syria

England

Malawi

engerland will get knocked out in the gorup stages

Let's use this "simulator" to find out. Place your bets, lads.

Brazil, Uruguay, the Netherlands and the USA out in group stages.

Germany

cheeky punt on Turkey

>wasting a bench spot with a GK

Mexico, obviously.

Qatar

ukraine

read my posts last thread I dont feel like breaking it down again

I actually feel a little offended.

Turkey's looking solid.

can't wait for him to get unsettled because the offer meets his valuation

>tfw we smash the qualifiers easily
>press goes full hype mode
>England NT embarrass themselves again going out in the group stage and literally have no clue as to how it happened
The England cycle will never end

Would you say England is the Arsenal of NT's?

France

chile to melt down in the final against argentina

No.
Arsenal do actually on occasion win something (FA cup)

Why is the FA retarded? Their understanding of football equals a child's.

>Hire Sven, genuinely good decision
>Lose to Brazil, expected
>Euros, played well, lost on penalties to the best Portugal side ever (imo)
>WC06
>FA announce before the competition that he would be leaving afterwards
>Played like shit mostly, Beckham saved the game vs Ecuador
>Penalty loss to Portugal
>Nobody blames Rooney for some reason
>Sven becomes most hated man in England
>Replace him with McClaren
>Why
>Replace him with Capello
>Does alright(ish)
>John Terry clusterfuck results in FA overriding Capello's decision
>He leaves
>Replaces him with Hodgson, who's greatest success is an EL run with Fulham
>Does shit, obviously
>Sam Allardyce
>Oh no the media! Fired
>Replaces him with Southgate, who's career highlight is managing Middlesborough

If I was English I'd want to kill myself. It doesn't make sense, unless they hate their country as much as the government does.

We can only hope.

Because somehow the media sold the public on the idea that foreign managers can't manage England and Sven and Fabio were shit and so we need need good, honest English managers even though there are almost no good English managers. And FA are either too incompetent to realise any different or don't have the balls to defy the public/media so they settle for mediocrity.

I rate Capello, whiners like John Terry throwing a tantrum like a cunt thinking he was on holiday and trying to mutiny, other senior twats like Rooney doing the same.
Honestly I'd rather send the U21 squads to major tournaments, lots of hungry players looking to establish themselves, a lot less egos and primadonnas to dance around.

We may have lost but at least we played positive football in the process.

Capello sided with Terry, m8. He chose to keep him as captain, the FA overruled him and took the armband off him, Capello quit as a result.

Even then, though. They choose the worst possible English managers. Redknapp is the obvious one, but there were others they could have chosen as well. Pardew is a fucking joke, yet even he would've been a better choice than both Hodgson and Southgate. Its so completely fucked I don't know how it could be fixed.

tfw Garry Monk will be England manager by 2030

>Jj 2nd in a europa league group behind mainz
what went wrong

>Redknapp is the obvious one
Didn't realise this was bait till then.

Redknapp would've won you everything

Do you seriously think Hodgson was the superior choice to Redknapp?

They're both horrific as far as I'm concerned. Get Sean Dyche in there. A boring target man 4-4-2 won Portugal the Euros. Ol' Gravel Voice is the king in that regard.

No but Redknapp is so overrated its ridiculous.
He just throws money at every problem at clubs, its the only reason he does well, grossly overpaying to get better players. That obviously can't work at international level.

seems you're right, although even with a pretty offensive formation im not scoring too many goals. 8 goals in 9 matches.

I really want Big Sam back, Southgate is so inept.

>tfw no Sexy Mick to lead England to glory

you absolute madman

>tfw Garry Monk will be England manager by 2030
Paul Ince finally getting the chance to prove himself

OH FUCK

BUYBUYBUY

That's disappointing.

>Manager Luis Enrique

Definitely not happening. Argentina won the 3rd place match 3-2 in extra time.

>Japan vs Turkey

the ultimate subhuman bowl

Brazil
Mexico
Turkey
Random African Country

Subhuman group

FUUUUUUUUUUCK HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME

HOW DO I COPE

Everybody gets raped by Ear Nacho at some point, m8.

>Tfw want to reunite the glory days team of 2004 Brann only to realize those players are almost all in their 40's now
I didn't feel that long ago since I watched them win the cup on my shitty bedroom TV.

what about Rafinha

it's even more frustrating because it always sees to happen with a player who's cack IRL
>tfw getting ploughed by cauley woodrow for the 38th time on fm15

Wheelin' 'n' dealin' like a pro

here's something to make you feel younger
goran pandev scored for macedonia today

>sell for 24M
>buy back for 49M
>sell for 32.5M
wtf man

I forgot how bad he was at handling pressure

>goran pandev

He's still playing? I thought he had retired a few years ago.

Seems like you're trying to emulate the AI.

I'd say that's a black marquinhor financial records

>buy a nigga because he's good
>he's even better at your team
>his value is capped at 4kk and immediately when you sell him it raises to 15kk€

ridiculous

aaaggghhh...

As a little bonus feel. that feel when the ref goes completely berserk for every little thing and becomes the real MVP of the enemy team.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Rollers_FC

>bonke innocent
goddamnit nigeria

Innocent lead the league in yellow cards at some point. Really makes you think.

Fug

>not being 1st in everything
git gud

fucking kek

at least my defense is solid T_T

>try to find Wacky Rollers FC crest
>find this instead

This is on the Dominica FA site. Look at number 24 on the left, that cannot be considered an athlete.

>that cannot be considered an athlete
it's like you haven't watched any NFL games

Dementiaball isn't a sport

>handegg

try all 3 CBs on BPD, CWBa, and set both midfielders to box to box

>implying i would fall for the 3 at the back degeneracy

>white shorts in the rain
I like it. A tactical choice.

You're not doing this to get opinions anyway.

sorry I thought you were doing 5-2-0-3 with f9s, not whatever the hell that is

3 strikers is where it's at.

That's still not a 3-4-3.

>3atb degeneracy
m8 every great tictac starts with 3atb

Matches your flag.

I wanted to play 3-4-3, it was the default formation for Parma.

BUT I needed to sign 3-4 wing-backs and only had space for 2 players

three cbs 4 flat midfielders 3 flat strikers do it

ouch
but juventus had a load of success with 3atb, that's what i rate a good tictac
idk if that was meant in a bad or good way, whatever