/nfl/ general - LOL J/K edition

FA: Jarvis Jones amongst Cardinals' cuts
KC: Chiefs GM: 'Not close' to a QB controversy
NE: Pats expected to 'manage' Amendola's snaps
FA: Brandon Bolden crowded out of Pats' backfield
DEN: Broncos place WR Carlos Henderson on IR
DEN: Broncos place Ray on IR, likely to return
DEN: Strange days: Broncos reunite with Osweiler
FA: Tom Coughlin 'not interested' in Kaepernick
DET: LT Taylor Decker placed on reserve/PUP list
NYG: Steelers send starting CB Cockrell to Giants
IND: Relief: Andrew Luck removed from PUP
FA: Vikings pink-slip FA failure LG Alex Boone

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I'm not gay. My GIRLfriend just happens to have a penis.

second for Pats repeat

what the fuck is John Elway thinking with the Osweiler move?

He’s an alcoholic, what do you think?

hes thinkin he gets a backup qb for almost the vet minimum

I really REALLY like this post

Tfw computer draftd my fantasy team better than i ever could

>Tfw the winner of our league last year did an auto draft by total accident

Just did my draft today

10 Team PPR League
5th pick

QB: Matt Ryan, Carson Wentz (Homer pick)
RB: Todd Gurley, Lamar Miller, Darren Sproles (League also scores return yards), Robert Kelley, Marlon Mack
WR: Julio Jones, Michael Thomas, Golden Tate, Allen Robinson
TE: Jordan Reed, Zach Ertz
Defense: Seattle
Kicker: Dan Bailey

Waived :(

In a vacuum it's not a bad move. The Browns are picking up his salary. I'd be more concerned about locker room morale with bringing him on, but cutting TJ.

Also waived

>tfw autodrafted in a league idgaf about
>it's decent

There's literally no risk, anybody who thinks he's going to be anything other than a temporary backup is a delusional memer

I don't follow the Raiders all that much. Anyone unexpected?

Who else watching Alabama-FSU?

Lewis, Borders are the biggest surprise cuts, Hood and Woodson-Luster are eye openers too, Wanted Oni to stay

Do you watch porn, user? Porn has balls in it.

Are you gay, user?

What if I only watch lesbian porn?

Who gonna stop us?

The best girls have balls, or I've heard from unbiased and trusted sources

We've been through this already

your offense

goodbye Kearse. I hope you can come back and retire here

>gooks
>in the NFL

Better than niggers, I guess

Then you definitely don't know how a vagina works.

youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

>The Oakland Raiders have signed Brett Favre to a coaching position, per source

Your own imploding locker room.

fuck off

Metal Gear Zeke

If it wasn't for Malcom Butler, I'm convinced that the Seacucks could've had a dynasty

>Jarvis Jones amongst Cardinals' cuts

Metal...Gear?

HAIDARAAAAAA

>belicheck actaully traded that nig qb
Based

playoff predictor time

>Packers-Patriots

STOP THIS MEME

>Younghoe Koo
>Younghoe
bruh

>NFC South will be the first division ever to have all winning records in a season
wew

>Jags 10-6
>Vikings 2-14
>Cowboys 12-4
>Broncos 10-6
You're memeing me

Kasen Williams getting cut was pretty shitty, desu

Dude balled out all preseason

>Cowboys
>Giants
>no Eagles
lowqualitybait.jpg

>raidhurrs winning the division with zero defense
well meme'd

SB PREDICTION:
Titans-Buccs
Titans win

Tits 470,893,219
Bucs >implying

lel Aldon

Fuck you General Lee.

whats to stop an owner from paying off all the players on the teams they're gonna play to throw every game so a 19-0 season happens?

>Ravens
>12-4

Well meme'd friend

Goodell

what does SB mean in regards to first over all draft pick, I'm not hip with the lingo but I know both these teams are garbage

They only got that far because of Kearse getting the luckiest SB catch since David Tyree. They didn't deserve a dynasty.

>Browns 1-15
Cut this shit out you retard

>ravens 12-4
know how I know you don't know football...

>both these teas are garbage
not anymore m8, they've finally gotten their shit together

Tyree's wasn't luck, it was completely in his hands to come down with that
the bouncing off of Kearse certainly was

If they had their shit together they would've been in the playoffs last year

HAHAHAHAHAAH
[gasps for air]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

0-16

happy now?

It was more luck on Eli's part to even get that pass away properly

>last year is the same as this year
time moves m8

>Strange days
Cool movie.

Imagine being this much of a fucking retard

Browns are gonna go 5-11

College football on all day
WE FUCKING MADE IT LADS
welcome to the good times. as for those of you who dont watch NCAA football youre missing out. yeah you can skip most of them but every weekend there is at least one barn burner or upset worth checking out. also a bit more fun, bit less predictable than NFL.

god that fucking offseason. its just so painful. Ive been in a good mood all day just because football is back on.
>YOU KNOW REALIZE THE NFL OFFSEASON IS WHAT KILLED HUNTER S THOMPSON
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it can be fatal bros

>tfw my team will finally become mediocre again
>fire all these shithead niggers

>tfw I go to Rutgers

Why do our teams have to be so shit?

We've been rebuilding since 1869

so belicheck can swoop on some 3rd round talent in the 7th he deliberately sabotages his prospect pipeline that is rutgers

college sports are awful

Rutgers pro day

>MFW Broncos fan today

>Tom Coughlin 'not interested' in Kaepernick
that's not going to cut it for the libs

...

So who's taking Wards spot. Better believe teams will target whoever it is

TYBC

Cam Newton

...

Checks out

>:( no you

JUST

...

>unable to appreciate NCAA football or track and field events

dear god its like someone born allergic to gluten for real.
I just pity you. you dont know what youre talking about. youre just ruining our dinners with your inability to digest these amazing ingredients. and god made you weak on purpose to ensure you dont ever find a mate.

>Ive said it before, 2007 fiesta bowl is still the greatest football game Ive ever watched live

why not have nfl opener on a sunday or something. fuck im so bored

Watch Bama vs Florida st dawg

I don't understand how people continue to overrate him. Very mediocre stats.

>people acting like Dorsett doesn't have negative value

The fuck happened to your boy Josh Allen? Seriously, not in a >hurr he sucks u don't know shit kind of way, is Iowa's defense that good?

Btw, why don't people rate Lamar Jackson at the next level?

Alabama-FSU is at halftime right now, it's breddy gud

Lamar Jackson is the definition of a college quarterback

Brody

EL OH EL
GODGERS

Rodgers
fags

Josh Allen is big and dumb. give him some time. and Iowas defense is no excuse. they shouldnt be able to give anyone fits. he looked god awful today.
also
>Lamar Jackson is black
thats why. niggers are too dumb for the QB position. dude is great athletically. thats all. you watching the purdue game right now? purdue looks great.
they got blessed by BREEZUS himself during the game.

>all these white people feeding the narrative
I don't understand, they got a black guy anyways, just one that isn't a drama queen

>3 6'6" Tight Ends
>1 6'6" Wide Receiver
>Bevell will never call red zone plays for any of them

ncaa football is hot garbage. Look at this Alabama/fsu game so far. Neither of these qbs can even throw. It's good if you enjoy randomness, blown defenses, inaccurate QBs, and powerhouses beating up on cupcakes. The only redeeming thing about it is the atmosphere

>draft jose altuve sized QB
>have to compensate by hiring all the tallest WR you can find

he's going to get cucked so hard

That doesn't stop teams from drafting such QBs though.

Can't, not at home (>the city of me for not being able to get away from /spee/ even now).

Being black isn't usually a good enough reason for teams to blow their franchise though.

that doesn't make any sense

Wilson's best targets have been short shifty guys like Baldwin and Golden Tate

It's usually big qbs like Cam Newton who need big targets because they're more likely to overthrow

>inb4 your only competent weapon is once again Baldwin