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>tfw there'll never be a cooking show with Aunt Beru

Will it be a christmas special?

made for tv film

Whose cock did Beru suck to get denim on a desert planet?

Her last cooking show she burned down the entire house including herself

Same one where Luke got his fishing hat?

top kek op

would rather watch this than hansolo or obiwan.

whats the plot outline.?

tfw you'll never receive a shot from Uncle Owen as he spurs his hot blue milk all over your body

That was a very odd EU story. Did we really need to know that the moisture farm was failing and Own pimped his wife and nephew to the sand people?

What if they did this with the Star Wars universe? Like they created a bunch of movies encompassing a bunch of different genres like romantic comedies, horror, regular drama? Not just lightsabers and death stars all the time, but really fleshing the universe out

it's a family drama user, covering up how she met owen, adopted a bastard son and accidentally put her house on fire while cooking desert mushrooms

will nab at least 2 oscars, I'm pretty sure. Meryl Streep is strongly rumored to be casted as old aunt Beru.

Looks like a Criterion film.

I want a star wars movie about a gigantic battle, following a team of fighters (either rebels/imperials/whatever the fuck the groups that came before were called)
Kind of like a D-Day movie or a typical WW2 movie or something
no heroes
no MUH JEDI plotline
just gritty war

woodberu

>and accidentally put her house on fire while cooking desert mushrooms

would a blaster do this to someone?

The droid that blew a power converter was secretly the hero of the OT. He apparently used the force to overload himself so R2 can sold to Luke and his Uncle.

No shit.

no but one of those flame troopers would

LOL

one Star Wars univers version of "Showgirls" please

>moisture farm
It was just a 'farm' before Beru got there

oh shit HAHAHAHAHAHAH

made for Sup Forums film

cĂșck scenes and the dark knight rises plane scene played out in different scenarios

A dark romance revolving around an upcoming Twi'lek from the ghetto wanting to make it out of the desert slums thus putting her life at risk in dangerous nightclubs / dance bars and filthy stripjoints to pay for her younger brothers college before she gets fed to the Rancor by Jabba the Hutt?
Brilliant, OY ITHZAK, GET THE TYPEWRITER, WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO JA
CALL SCHLOMO, I WANT THAT KIBUTZ HERE SPITTING GOLD BY NOON

Prequels Beru was a qt.

Boba Fett did

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