Peter, what's troubling you?

>Peter, what's troubling you?

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>Uncle Ben, y-you have been saying these awful things lately.

How would Raimi's Uncle Ben feel about the new peter parker dating a shitskin

>Unzip pants

yeah i feel like he kinda went too far at times

>peter, did i ever tell you i was a grand wizard?
what did raimi mean by this

Uncle Ben is definitely Pete's actual father, right?

>tfw no gf

>What's your name, kid?
>The Human Holocaust
>Jesus Christ, kid, couldn't you at least name yourself after a real historical event?
It was a different time

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I audibly chuckled.

How new are you faggots? It's been posted like 500 times.

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i have this thing i do called regular life

Pffft hahahaha. That made me laugh harder than any of these forced "LE JESUS RAMI XDD" posts.

Good one, user.

But not that exact variation.

>Ted Cruz: Hi, Peter!
>Peter Parker: Hey, Ted! You've grown tall.
>May Parker: You'll never guess who he wants to be...Donald Trump!
>Peter Parker: Why?
>May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, tweeting around like that, grabbing old girls like me by the pussy. And Lord knows, senators like Lying Ted need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us.

How did Raimi know?

>You know Peter, with great power, comes great responsibility. Like the air power I commanded during the first gulf war. You ever seen what a 1000lb bomb dropped from an F-15 does to a 4 year old raghead girl? Heh, the boys in the flight tower made a little rhyme about it. "There once was a girl named Sabil, who needed some high explosives to kill. They found her vagina in north carolina and bit's of her tits in brazil.", hehe, we always liked that one. Of course with all the political correctness nowadays, you can't hit civilian targets or you get a stick jammed up your asshole by the Geneva conversation or something. Well I'll tell what what peter, I've got fond memories of those days blasting away little mudskins then heading to the brothels in Kuwait to spread my superior american seed. Because THAT, peter, is the American way...no go out there and get some

Shit, Unkah Ben...Omar's coming yo

Firsdt good, creative, and funny raimi post I've seen in a while. Good job user

>"The sum of three hundred shekels will be given to...the Disproven...the Falsified...the Exaggerated Holocaust-Man!"

>ey nigga whatchu talkin bout ovah here? Y'all niggas ain't seen this oriental bitch talkin bout spiders n shit goddamn nigga my black ass ain't tryin to get bit, shieeeeeeet. Anyway, if yall mothafuckahs see some of these white bitches complaining bout they grades, tell them holla at a nigga so I can use this D to turn that C into an A, yall know what I'm sayin' nigga?
>[walks off, then turns around]
>YOU GOOD, NIGGA! YOU GOOD!

>No! Don't send me to hell! I don't want to be surrounded by faggots, jews, and women who have had abortions!

Raimi's more personal films have a lot of his beliefs shoehorned in.

>that you had the high ground and still cut the legs off your understudy, "Ben". You said he was a good friend.

>I need my lebensraum, uncle Ben

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>You've betrayed the white race cap!

Fuck, this is even better than all the standard Racist Uncle Ben ones. This is advanced.

>This town, it's filled with degenerate shit-skinned filth! And I'm the one who will clean it all up!

Well, this is a bit unexpected from Disney and Marvel. Is it a response to the criticism that they always play it safe and family friendly?

DOUBLE WHAMMY xD

I will never get tired of raimiposting.

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kek

I've really started to warmup to Raimi posting.

One comic they actually make Peter his wife's son because Ben was sterile.

>being this triggered

HOW DID RAIMI GET AWAY WITH THIS!?!?!?

>Like the air power I commanded during the first gulf war
Impressive for a man who'd be in his mid to late 60s around then

what are the best and, dare I say, canon Raimiposts?

so far I can think of
>uncle ben's rice story
>norman's experiment with the ants
>human holocaust
>no older than my wife's son

The story about how uncle ben says to peter how he's actually in hell and that he molested his retard sister and she got pregnant and he took her out to the woods and no one saw her after that.

man of spiders is by far the best one

Gotta be the classic.

>Raimi later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Dafoe's performance as Norman Osborn, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but he would just keep going deeper and darker, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Norman's father being an SS officer, or the idea that the Goblin transformation represented Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Dafoe's usage of multiple props to aid his performance that he brought himself, presumably from his own home. 'He had this large green dildo he loved to wave about,' Tobey Maguire remembers, 'sometimes he would bring it out of nowhere and slap me across the face with it. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground he would tease it around my 'beautiful asshole', as he called it.' James Franco also recalled him having 'this large, antique bullwhip... we asked where he got it from, and he would only say that it was a family heirloom. Some prop guys on set said it must have been from at least the 1800s. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, he would threaten me with it, telling me to give him an excuse 'to pay out like old Buck Dafoe did to the little negro boys'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Dafoe always had a copy of the Quran lying around on set, and some PAs caught him 'poring over it repeatedly' in his trailer.

He'd call up some of the old gang together for a good old fashioned lynching.

Laughed out loud

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Rape of Nanking

these fucking niggers in the neighborhood Uncle

Man of spiders is true Kino posting

What's the ants one?

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This isn't original though, this one has been circulated for a few weeks now

what does NSDAP stand for?

Raimi triology is the pinnacle of capemovies and the only ones worthy of "capekino" title.

nazi party

Nolan Suchi Dicks Are Perfect

National-Socialistic German Worker Party

I know you're memeing but Captain America has always been an agent of the Jews. He started by taking out Hitler and then became him when the time came for him to be replaced by a black man

Pls post more Racist Raimi

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You trying to tell me this one is fake?

POST RACIST RAIMI

jameson talking about the 9/11 jumpers and being short of winning the office poll

uncle ben's fuck hut

uncle ben's white man burden story

>Thay trigger discipline

Caps?

kek

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You should check out his great-grandfather's film Birth of a Nation

to be fair many of the vietnam era airforce's "fighting Majors" and their counterparts in the navy who flew in Rolling Thunder and Linebacker were still in the airforce/navy in high up positions like generals and carrier air bosses during Desert Storm

it was literally those air force Majors who unfucked the air force during the late 70s and 80s which made the complete slam dunk sadamming of the Gulf War possible

spider ma in raimi fils actually wasn't quippy enough

No I'm saying that uncle Ben's desire to continue slaying non-whites well past the age where he could have taken a back seat and retired was truley a credit to his party.

>Now, while you do your library thing, Peter, I'm gonna give it so hard to your aunt... I'm gonna wreck it so hard you'll have to start calling her Aunt Mỹ

What did he mean by this?

What was the original Raimipost?
Any one have screenshot?

>that picture

>Peter? Peter? Don't marry a.......Gook.......

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>What about Latinas? Are they white enough? Uncle Ben? ARE THEY WHITE ENOUGH!?

No you've got it all wrong. Raimi in fact struggled immensely with the Actors. Almost all lines in the original Spiderman were improvised, and Raimi had to practically beg the performers to tone down their racist and anti-semitic tirades. Rumors circulate that the set crew once staged a walk-out when Tobey Maguire once again went off-script and began explaining to Uncle Ben how killing Blacks indiscriminately was justified since they were worth less than insects. It took great pains, and substantial pay increases, for Raimi to get the whole thing under control. The studio nearly went bankrupt paying off its employees to keep many of the statements uttered from ever reaching the press.

I have no idea why these delight me so much

Because you're Reddit

haha! classic 4channer!

You sure showed me

We've worked on this one for some while.
It's a mix of a few variations that includes the picture an user made.

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what a shit thread

Fuck this ben posting is going places

Hola Reddit

Funniest one I've seen since "IM IN HELL PETER! ME AND ALL THE GOOKS I SLAYED!"

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>You could have taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with MY money!
>"Your money"? Geeze, it's always about the money with you people, isn't it?

I never understood this line. What did Raimi mean by "you people"?

>you ever burn a man alive, Peter? I remember when me and the boys lit up some villages back in Tu Cung. I'll never forget how quickly those huts burned, or how long those people could run around with flames on their hair and backs. The pigs were burning too, Peter, and you know what? Between the screams of the villagers and the screams of the hogs, I couldn't tell them apart. I couldn't tell them apart, Peter. They smelled the same, too. It all smelled like delicious bacon. I'll never forget that smell. Anyway, what were we talking about

>weeks

This

Post it pls

based user

>Peter, did I ever tell you about my old war buddy, Sgt.heev? We once went down da nang and found a nice little straw hut with a hidden tunnel underneath. We camped in there for 3 days straight as a sort of mini vacation, sucking each other's dicks off and fingering each other's asses. We never fully had sex though due to lack of space and we didn't want to succumb to homosexuality as it was the new thing in the 60s and we were retro hipsters who never gave in to fads. Anyways, he finished in my mouth once and then we carried on with our mission, he was a good friend. Here's a picture taken shortly after. Have a good day Pete.

Literally a line from the movie
>that's a cute outfit did your husband give it to you
Then it snowballed from there

I'm not a big guy

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I don't get it what's so funny about this?

You have to be a Sup Forumsfag.