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Juan Carlos Ferrero entered the locker room after his 4th round loss
against Roger Federer at Wimbledon. He had had two very difficult years
since his French Open victory in 2003, but he thought he finally had gotten
back to his best form! He knew it would be hard to beat the Swiss champion
Federer, but felt confident.

Once he got on the court however, there was nothing he could do: 6-3, 6-4,
7-6. He had been trounced. He truly felt humiliated at not even being able
to get a set. He knew his fiancee was watching him from the players' box:
what could she be thinking seeing her boyfriend go down like this? After
all, he was a Spanish male, a Champion! He resolved to fuck her as hard as
he could that night so she'd remember that he might be beaten on the tennis
court, but that she still was his slut and she better never forget it.

Ferrero put his rackets on the floor and sat down... He still couldn't
believe how badly he had lost. Actually there was something else he was
thinking about. Something Federer had whispered to him when they had shaken
hands at the end of the match: "How did that feel, bitch?" Lost in his
thoughts, Ferrero suddenly realized he was hard as rock. "What's up with
this?" he thought.

Just then, Federer entered the locker room. He had stayed behind to sign
autographs and answer questions from reporters. He had a big grin on his
face. After two tough losses to Safin and Nadal (he consoled himself by
thinking "at least I lost to the hottest players on the tour"), he was
finally back to his dominant form and had just dismantled Ferrero in
straight sets. He really felt good about himself. Seeing Ferrero sitting on
a bench, eyes closed and rubbing his crotch, Federer smiled.

"Turned on by defeat, Juan?"

Ferrero jumped to his feet when he heard Federer's voice. He blushed; he
couldn't get himself to look at Federer after the trouncing he had gotten
on court.

"Very funny, Roger. Good match though, you played great!"

"I know. Too bad you don't have what it takes to compete with me."

Ferrero blushed again, as Federer put his rackets on the floor, took off
his shirt revealing a slightly hairy and well defined chest. As Ferrero
discreetly checked out the Swiss' muscular body, Federer continued:

"You didn't seriously think you had any chance right?"

"Well, I"

"I'm just superior to you. You have to accept it."

Ferrero managed to answer back, "Hey Roger it's just one match, relax" He
was still looking at Federer's chest, as Federer was stretching... Ferrero
couldn't help but check out the hairy armpits of Federer that were being
revealed.

That literally is not the case and only a bellend nonce would hold such an opinion

This fighting is pointless. Let's be pals!

Federer laughed. "You know as well as I do that you're nothing compared to
me Juan. Soon you'll admit it, you'll see."

Ferrero was feeling uncomfortable, not finding anything to answer. He
looked away. Part of him was feeling revolted by this display of arrogance,
but part of him knew Federer was right: he had gotten trounced in straight
sets. Sure, he had managed a 7-6 in the third, but it seemed to him Federer
had stopped playing at his best in the third set, knowing that level-C play
from him would still be enough to beat Ferrero. What if Federer was right?
What if he was inferior to Roger?

Ferrero turned around and saw Federer was looking at him with an evil
grin. Suddenly, Ferrero realized he had been caressing his hard cock
through his short once again. He blushed.

Still seated, he looked down on the floor. Standing, looking so powerful
and manly, Federer continued. "I beat you on the court Juan, and you became
my bitch. You know it and I know it. You know you just want me to dominate
you in the locker room since I dominated you on court. Isn't that right
Juan?"

Ferrero didn't answer. He knew Federer was right... Federer had showed him
how much more of a man he was. Real men like that deserved to be
worshipped. He was meant to serve real men like Federer who humiliated him
in public in front of millions of viewers from around the world. Everyone
knew he was inferior to Federer, now it was time for the consequence.

"Answer me bitch!"

"Please Roger don't do this, please..."

Who is the "Lorde" of tennis?

what's with the fucking delay

From redit but accurate

It was Reddit tier and it was on fourchan

Not reading all that

You can head straight at the tldr or read the last part

Is it raining there or something?

Nope

I'm confussed. Is this the real thread or is it the other one?

Fan behaviour that makes you cringe. I'll go first:
non-swiss Federer fans saying 'Chum jetze'

you can't hog all the federer fun, swizz

Use this thread for now

you must be a very happy and cool person in real life

Literally not me

Textbook choke

6 gorillion + 1

yep busta has found out shap has no forehand
rip career

OGRE lol he coudnt even make it out of the R16

Ripppinpiece

Actual thread with info
Actual thread with info
Actual thread with info

just no way Bust a Nut is going to win 3-0 right ?

>spain isnt whi-

seems unlikely, creating intrigue tho

unless shap gets his forehand in check.
its over

>Shampoo is kill
JUST

Fuck off autist

>shit thread with no info spammed by gay federer porn

Perhaps this semen slurping thread isn't for me.

>Georges fan calling someone an autist
Fuck it, we'll go there next. Make this a fast thread, boys

Used 2 think Spain was full of pipo that looked like mexicans
Nice stawman

Silly Shaps, thinking he could hide his lack of forehand for the entire tourney.

>being a leaf in 2017

I don't think you know what a strawman is.

It's fucking sad that the US Open is decided between Fedora and his health issues.

>the current state of ATP

are these cool looking tennis shoes?

show the other side

No. They're bordering on autism shoes.

A Carreño (straight) Busta vs Nadal final would manage to be worse than the wimby final
Yea

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Imagine leading 5-2 and getting 3 set points but still shitting the bed because your opponent finds out you have no forehand.

>buying shoes by looks

Actual thread
Actual thread
Actual thread
Actual thread

CJ is undoubtedly more the more experienced and slam-fit player tho.

Fake thread.

Remember to stay in this one, if you're white

looks like shap is student of novaks school of volleys

if the grey material is decent plastic buy them then

No me dices hacer nada

>shampoo

nah the white guys are fucking off to the other thread, m8

Great thread. Was bamboozled into that reddit thread for a bit. Sad!

Stop this shit already.

Dhampoovalov btfo

please save us kyrGOD

trying to keep the leaf busy

Fuck off cancerfag!

>shapoovaloo

based

SHITPOOvaLOOv needs work on footwork

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Welp. Another Leaf fades to nothingness after making some noise in a major tournament, nothing to see here folks.

chimpout obergrupenfuhrer (spelling)

Save wta Julia GOATges

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welp. another leaf finds the real thread

why is jew york carrying a canadian?

CATCH YOUR DAMN CHANCES AND GET THE LEAD LEAF

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(((Canadian))

denis must have a small brain, all that slack in his cap

Could she beat Serena?

What do we think of Carreño Busta?

wew, this leaf really sets off the antisemites

>stretching on the gras's

I'm so hard right now

>Those calves
Lolno

>it's a young gun can't calibrate his forehand episode

she could beat my dikk any day

There's a really nice chubby girl at Shapovalov's box.

Just like the Israelis set off white phosphorous in the Gaza strip

B A S E D
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Really gets the noggin joggin

if you like, my reactionary friend

busta

Leg day isn't the same as the day at the buffet.

>Busta has a 2/3 conversion rate at break point
Nadull could learn a thing or two

so america is forehand + serve
canada is backhand + serve?

Post pic

*forehands into the net*

where are you pulling these from deiter?

Is Spain the greatest tennis nation at the moment?

Nothin reactionary about despising the colonial state Israel

USA

Iron Islands

denis the tenis comeback

cringe crowd