Anyone watch that new Pee Wee movie on netflix?

Anyone watch that new Pee Wee movie on netflix?

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No but you can have this

more of those ottoman milkers

I thought it was pretty damn adorable.

is she mexican? arabic? whats up with her dirty skin color

what is this?

I actually went to a screening of it at the alamo.

It was pretty enjoyable, but not as good as Big Adventure. There was nothing in it that, for example, compared to this.
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mmm those hips

>white "men"

iraqi, some kind of sephardic

Supposed to get her tits out in some movie called paint it black, the wait is making me crazy!

Its nowhere near as good as Big Adventure. Honestly felt like a series of skits connected together, like he would leave a scene and a whole new set of characters and problems would happen. Reubens is too old now but it was nice to see him one last time

>one single 360° muffin top
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
shitskin

I didn't expect it to go as far as it did with some of the wackiness. Reubens himself was way more reserved this time around but it was still unmistakably a Peewee movie.

what the fuck

Anyone ever done this? Masturbated while your girl looks on/touches you and talks dirty? It's actually really hot and intimate. Then you can finish on her or in her mouth or inside her.

she looks like some mulatto who was in the dirty all day. too many freckles

Its a shame about the 90s porn thing

If he didn't have the kids show it would've been a non-event, especially nowadays.

That button is ready to pop!

>your girl

Just watched Green Room the other night. Alia Shawkat really needs to be in more stuff.

Did he jerk off to children?

no he was in an adult theater watching an xxx movie and got busted by a stakeout

...

Never having been one myself, isn't jerking off in them sort of implied?

do this pretty often

started one time because she was too tired and i she said jerk off until your gonna cum and wake me up

Needless to say i did just that and when she woke up she put her mouth on my cock and swallowed the whole load. Knew right at that moment this bitch was a keeper.

So is mine.

yes its tops!! especially if they drag their index nail around your chest

man she aged weird but okay

>this is how white boys have sex

me on the right

lol i no rite

I would totally fuck this fat jewess, full ejac/no pull out

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you would think but apparently its a crime of public indecency, althought I dont know what else you'd do in a xxx theater..

Imagine how pathetic a pig you have to be to plan stake outs in porno theaters
Meanwhile there's people murdering and stealing but yeah "Let's set up an operation to catch people masturbating to porno flicks"

Only if she's fingering herself at the same time

> I didn't give him permission to age!!!

How is she so unconventionally attractive? Like serious I'm falling in love with this chick

his whole character is based on youth appearance acting like a kid.

After Jay talked it up as some big John Waters-esque movie was pretty disappointed.

>Pee Wee
back in my day, we said "ugly but fuckable"

Dottie was the cuter pee wee girl

...

nah, but i need to be in her.

yeah, but only because that's the only way for me to cum

MUH PEE WEE

Search Party. Watch it

she's gorgeous

I wanna watch her pee

I tried, it's very bad

>tfw I'm fucking a girl that looks just like her and this is how the last time we had sex ended

Jesus Christ

Milky mommy milky

No, I prefer to actually fuck lol

Its pretty weird how a Pee-Wee movie had my top sexual fantasy moments of 2016 but thats more of a knock on how sad nudity and sex was this year but still.

The big boobs Russ Meyer leather boots girl was my everything.

No, that's to pin back his second chin.

I'm not kidding at all. I'm a mortician and we frequently use that technique for post-mortem display.

That's pretty interesting user. Do you like what you do? Is it a family business?

This. Sadly

No, I was just hired. Most mortuary technician programs require either an AS in biology or two years of a traditional liberal arts education with 18 biology credits. But most funeral homes are actually family businesses, some of which also serve as training programs for mort. techs.

As to whether I like what I do, I don't mind it. I got into it only because it actually pays pretty decently, although that's variable, based on location and client base. There are still certain obscure trades that don't require too much education or training (court reporting is another; it pays much better than mort. tech. and I wish I would've gotten into it) which pay pretty well and are basically immune from competition from automation and immigration, at least for the time being.

I started at 65K a decade ago, I now make 100K, and I do about four preps a week. I also run a few training classes and course, everything from training other mort. techs. to training public safety officials (like cops and EMTs) on how to store bodies in a mass casualty event and shit like that.

>chastity device
>flirting with prostate cancer for bants
absolute cuck

i can't wait until that indie she was in comes out - she's literally fully naked in half the movie

WHAT THE FUCK

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

DOES HE WEAR MOONBOOTS LIKE RDJ ALSO

Isnt it to remove his wrinkles so his face looks younger too?

Yeah and it's pretty pathetic.

is she single
I want to date her really bad

>Anyone ever done this?
y-yeah he-heh

When, though?

>Still no blu-ray release for Paint it Black

What's the hold up?! I want to see dem titties now.

same

For real, I would settle for any information related to the movie...release date, blurry stills, anything

>Masturbated

yes

>your girl

no

not soon enough

never heard of mutual masturbation?

There's a chubbier Eastern European version of her working at the Publix deli near my house.

Should I go for it?

Last night my cat started licking my armpit while I was laying in bed. It tickled at first but I let her keep going. I started to get hard so I jerked off while I was petting her and she was licking me. Felt kind of strange immediately after I came. Never done that before.

Weird stuff.

Is this how white men how sex?

Pathetic.

>he's never jacked off while a pretty girl looks him in the face waiting for your juicy load

Wh what's it called? Asking for a friend.

Maeby is a pretty hot Arab.

She's beautiful and tits are 9/10 bbut doesn't make my pee pee move.
What's going on senpais? I only get hard with slutty faces

is that damn movie with her bare bazungas out yet or not?

that's exactly how Big Adventure was though

It's tape, nigger.

Helps remove wrinkles from his 64 year old ass face.

This chick is ugly as fuck. Is this one of you dorks waifus or whatever fuck it's called

I don't think people like her for her face

I just want to cuddle her by the fire while listening to indie rock

She's jewish, i know her cousin

Paint it Black? i dont think so, You'd think it would be released by now

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>white """""""""men""""""""

This. I've never seen a Pee-wee movie before but I'll be damned if that wasn't the most adorable thing I've seen in years. Joe Manganiello was fantastic and had surprisingly great chemistry with Pee-wee.

>Honestly felt like a series of skits connected together, like he would leave a scene and a whole new set of characters and problems would happen.

That's kinda how most of these road trip movies work though.

It doesn't always have to be ball slapping hard fucking. Sometimes my girl comes home when I'm already playing with myself and we mix things up a little. Or she's tired so she wants to help some. Or more often she's sore from before and I'm ready for another round. Try mixing it up a little.

I have a tickling fetish and through that I've come to the conclusion that the armpit can actually be erogenous but no one either knows or talks about it. I'm usually ore of a foot guy, but upperbody works for me too and there are times where I'm making out with a girl and hold her arm above her head while we're laying dow and I slowly tickle her armpit. It usually tickles them but after awhile it starts making them super horny.

How to fix sideways-pinky-syndrome when playing dominant 7th chords?

oops wrong board

sorry

Don't have those freakishly long girlfingers. Small radius fingerboards always exacerbate that as well.

I have the same problem.

i know i have such ladyfingers, long and slender

small radius or small nut width tho?

>implying it was the wrong board