Post celebrities grocery shopping

Post celebrities grocery shopping.

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celebrities do their own grocery shopping?

is that jennifer garner?

Someone post Karen from Mean Girls at Whole Foods

Brrraaaaap!

>clean up on isle 5 please

>flats
yyyessss

>isle

If I saw her in the supermarket, I wouldn't recognise her at all.

lol, of course they do. This reminds me when I saw Paul Dano at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

lmao what happened next buddy?

I want her to be my mommy.

I look at the security guard and he says "Classic"

>I'll never hold her purse while she shops

why even live?

Is there any porn like this? I know I recently saw a webm of some woman grocery shopping with no bra and her boobs brushing up against produce and whatnot and it made me really hard. If I had a wife I would have her go to the store and shop like this wearing only a dress and no underwear. I would casually browse the store noticing her from afar while she suggestively looked at various products. We'd then leave and fuck in the car.

they're just like us

classic Paul Dano

What are you implying?

That ayy lmao is getting mad.

lucky tampons

ALWAYS

>just like us
>whole foods

I bet they buy that orange juice that costs 7 bucks for the small bottle.

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is that jewtits he is with?

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Disgusting WENCH

College Rules has a spring break debauchery video in that vein.

ahh classic "candid" peypey

How do paparazzi faggots live with themselves by invading people's privacy 24/7

why does this nobody have people following her into grocery stores?

oh right she called them herself

These fags are one and the same.

Maybe it's because I'm american, but there's no way I can get my grocery shopping done with just a little basket.

>nobody

why are you so mean user?

>you will never have Amanda Seyfried drunk dial you crying after a night of white wine and potato salad to come over because she misses you so much

Those are pads user... She sits in her period blood... eww...

I wouldn't recognize any of these fuckers in public.
I've only recognized Karl Malone when he was with the Lakers because someone else pointed him out, I didn't believe him so I turned and there he was.
Even if there was someone there to tell me who these people are I still wouldn't know

bunnyfu.

It's more of a city thing. You're far less likely to have a large car if you live in a city as most celebrities do, so you're inclined to shop small and often instead of doing a weekly cart of stuff.

I'm LONDON so English urban planning makes this so much more accurate

Nice pasta.

>fish taco

POETRY

Someone post ugly Jenna Fischer with no makeup shopping

People here eat out, nobody knows how to cook
The well known consensus is that women don't do it anymore. This is a fact

Obligatory

>New Balance

stay woke senpai

>they use baskets

I always assumed that they held their groceries on their smugness

Is it time?

OMG THEY'RE JUST LIKE

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Do you guys want more?

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yea

lmao

If I saw Brendan looting/stealing I wouldn't say anything. He's been through enough.

Is this like the old sinks threads on Sup Forums where they have embedded CP?

$$$

>holding hands in the grocery store
so she selects the items and puts them in his basket?

you fucking virgin

IS THAT HER COUSIN?

To be fair a lot of these celebrities know exactly what they're doing. They go to highly public places, they frequent the same places, and they go to places known for celebrities and paparazzi.

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>154.7kb
>holding embedded images

Is this your fist time on a computer?

just like me

Man, this guy throw his career away for some liquor/

>DMC: Devil May Cry

Jesus
Wish I could be drunk right now.

Hate this cringy shit.

>LE JUST LIKE US MAYMAY

Joke's on you, I'm on my phone so HAH!

Do you mind deleting this post?

just like us

That man needs cocaine

i liked her in that one tv show

who is this?

SCREAM QUEENS?
I LOVE SCREAM QUEENS! :3

Jesus look at that dyel asshole. I'm glad a real man Tom Cruise took his roles this dummy face is a real turd burglar

>How do paparazzi faggots live with themselves by invading people's privacy 24/7
they justify it by the fact most celebrities call the paps on themselves

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Sugar-apples are the best fruits!

Great rack :^)

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

he scored a part in vikings

he'll be fine

Wonder why they go shopping. They've gotta be richer than god.
I guess when you have unlimited free time between movies, you get so bored that grocery shopping seems like a fun idea

stolen valor

stupid assistants always get the wrong stuff

>baskets

Only plebs use baskets

god I love this pic so much

Here is a good one... guess who it is

>Shia is on the terrorwave meme.

He must browse /fa/.

why wouldnt somebody help her?

You're a right cheeky cunt aren't ya m8?

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>3 sodas
Why 3 sodas? What does it mean?
Why are they stacked on each other? And under his chin?
Why not use two hands to hold the sodas?
Is his other hand cold? If his hand is cold, then would the hand holding the sodas be even colder?
Someone please explain this picture to me

awww my angel bleeds

He's autistic. There's multiple webms of him being an autist but I don't have any

based macgyver.

They don't even sell single 12oz cans at 7 Elevens in LA. He's literally shoplifting.

these shots where the label is clearly displayed seem staged

she got paid to shop those items

absolutely disgusting

Why does she love the 'staches so much?

Yeah but the other ones weren't