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why did i get cursed with autism

>rags

>17-0

learn to make an OP or just don't do it

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Padres fans

Indians schedule edition

Firstros of Atlantis

MARINERS!
WWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>/mlb/ in subject
>link in box
what exactly is your problem cuckboy?

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PIT:Luplow's first MLB homer helps Bucs to win
CLE:Kluber allows one run in eight frames in win
PIT:Pirates' Harrison to see hand specialist
SF:Samardjiza fans nine, allows one run in seven
TB:Rays' Archer exits with forearm tightness
STL:Lynn fires eight one-hit frames vs Giants
TOR:Blue Jays' Stroman exits after liner to elbow
ATL:Freeman's wrist issues getting worse
CLE:Salazar to rejoin Indians' rotation Tuesday
LAD: Manfred, Guggenheim discuss move to Monterrey
KC:Royals' Herrera out with forearm strain
MIN:Byron Buxton (hand) returns to Twins lineup
SF:Chris Stratton scratched from Saturday start

Daily reminder that winning the WS is the equivalent of winning the WS for teams that win a WS

What's the name of that guy who BTFO his ankle running to first base

eternally psychologically dominated for the rest of eternity, mucho triste!!!!!!!

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>get pitcher rental in trade to give you postseason depth
>pitcher is just interested in getting his money and going back to original team

kek

>rags
fuck off already minnesota

I wonder what team he could be talking about

>*make funny comment on Sup Forums*
>*team doesnt even have 75 fucking wins*

>his team doesnt have 80+ losses
do you even future?

Sup Forumsstros win!

>rags

>do you even future?
yes, but my team already has 90+ wins, I am a Dodgers fan which means my team can rebuild while in perpetual contention, thats how far-ahead my team is.

what has your team done this season?

This desu senpai

Is that 83?

Yu Darvish since acquisiton by LAD, not including tonight:
4 GP, 13IP, 22 hits, 8 runs, 8 ER, 5 HR, 7 BB, 29 K

Glad larry hasn't ruined >my general yet desu

Secure the #1 pick in early September. Git on our level.

LTBU

Soon, leafanon

2 NLDS wins, 2 NLCS, 2 WS wins.

83 tomorrow!

I don't know who you're talking about

Need a webm of that >rags

Second, I was watching the Dudders dud, missed the >rags

Might want to check out this game right now

Good, we need some cushion with the Indians behind by 3.5 games

Whos about the rag

>bloody rags

>7.31 ERA since joining the Dodgers

Rays cheating wtf

I would unironically pick Detroit over the humidity asshole of Satan aka Houston any day

Whos about to rags

Not a drill

Be careful, now. Injuns have a bit easier schedule.

>team tanking is breaking news

Verlander is out of Detroit and he's not coming back, the clubhouse is done and they're looking to the future. Miggy will be moved in the off season, probably to the Dodgers.

This is Darvish.

>Miggy will be moved in the off season
No he won't, his contract is stuck on that team unless he can prove that his age hasn't beaten him.

Who can stop the Phillies?

>humidity asshole of Satan
I laughed. Minute Maid Park is air conditioned, so we keep satans asshole heat out of baseball (and pretty much any other building that isn't a tool shed).

>Miggy will be moved in the off season

>Dodgers cucks still thinking they're rebuilding

Please explain to me what a rebuild is? Did you clear all you veterans away? Did you have a new management added in? Did you miss the playoffs in the past couple of years? If any apply, you are in a rebuild. Note that Dave Roberts doesn't count because he's "new"

>mexico edition

>Miggy will be moved in the off season, probably to the Dodgers.
imagine being so utterly fucking stupid to believe that Cabrera will be moved to a NL team who happens to have a top 3 1B in baseball who also happens to be 22 years old.

imagine being that much of an ignorant piece of shit

Yes, but consider the fact that Miggy is better than Bellinshit and it does make sense.

no one ever accused doyers fans of having brains

>2018 dodgers
>Bellinger and taylor become horrible
>Puig is an arrogant fuck once more
>Gonzales returns to San Diego and fucks the doyers
>Kershaw gets TJS
>Ryu gets TJS
>Darvish fucks off to yankees
>Dave Roberts is a Shit manager

How much would you bet this happen?

>become horrible
>once more

98% probability

i dont 'get' these posts

If Dodgers lose they'll be 2-8.

Are they mental midgets letting the smallest bit of adversity get to them, or are they regressing hard and late?

Verladner is contracted for 3 years though

Multiple entries

based

Darvish has smelly farts

>i wish somebody else cared about my team as much as i care about the dodgers

It's going to definitely be their slump and regressing back into form. Pitchers must've figured them out.

See

There is literally nothing wrong with being Mexican

Face it: dodgers will regress. Bellinger and Taylor don't look legit, and once puig gets his dough, he will become lazy and not hit at all

I just witnessed with my very eyes a reddit game thread.... I will never EVER complain about you guys in the threads ever again....

How mad are you faggots gonna be when the Dodgers win it all?

Any screenshots

this is a mexican in 2017,
how exactly do you compare? surely you are more anglo, right?

>memeiners

Did BAJP get a lobotomy or something? I've seen him back and he hasn't been mean to anyone except cubs fans and he hasn't shilled any pol shit.

I'm not going back there, but just imagine a thread with 10 times the replies and everyone is a tripfag vying for attention.

Wow, in terms of franchise highlights where does beating the Dodgers rank for a shit franchise like the Padres?

Beating the Dodgers is the equivalent of colonizing Mars for Padres fans.

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Its like winning the superb owl for that one padres fan

Nigga they're calling everyone up and putting pitchers in every situation possible
They won the division
They are a first seed
They don't care about the regular season now

No team can say that but the dodgers

Please, calm down.

Hey doc, my dose is running out. Can you supply me with more?

Here's a warmup

anybody remember when cuck sale was an AL MVP candidate with a fucking 2.80 ERA lmfao

Do people actually think the Dodgers are trying? At this point, where's the advantage of winning meaningless game when the #1 seed and the division is locked up?

>lifelong has to deal with losing for the first time in his fan career

So what advantage would exposing precious postseason strategy do for the Dodgers?

>exposing precious postseason strategy

Losing isn't a new postseason strategy for the Dodgers though.

The tank/walker took a hit to one of its treads/rotors tonight. But I still have full confidence it will recover and defeat Philly in this great war if pickatation.

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>15 game lead on the division and at least 10 games ahead of every single team in both leagues
>losing

Remind me what their last 10 is, I've forgotten.

>Outlast the Braves
>About to sweep them tomorrow for a 7 game winning streak
>Boors and Tardinals both lose
>NEETs dead without Harper
>Doylers gasing
Who can stop the Cubs?

Remind me what their record is again, i've forgotten.

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

Remind me what the box score for today's games are, I've forgotten.

>Says increasingly nervous Baby League fan.

Whatever, the Dodgers are on pace to win it all

>lifelong doesn't realize the postseason doesn't work on "pace"

>talk about us
>talk about how darvshit is losing the second game in one single day to the dads

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