Folks since Sup Forums is almost inactive and I need answers now I want to ask you if I got hacked

Folks since Sup Forums is almost inactive and I need answers now I want to ask you if I got hacked

>laptop is closed
>laptop starts making noises
>open.jpg
>laptop is on and on the internet
>"10% battery" message on the screen
>these noises come out if you try to avoid the "10% battery" message, without clicking "ok", like an error sound
>close the message
>see pc is on the internet
>pc is on ebay
>pc is trying to buy condoms on ebay
>check history
>pc visited sites on his own

what do?

Lol

Stop using Windows. Also kill yourself.

It's trying to fuck you, but it's being considerate.

No but really fucking do a Virus check with sophos get MBAM or AVAST for constant protection and back your shit up.

Download AVIRA free antivirus
Download Malwarebytes Free

Unplug your router. Get off the internet ASAP to prevent further damage.

Install them and run full, deep scans on every drive on your laptop. Go into the options before you scan to set Heuristics to HIGH and make sure you are searching for rootkits during your scans. It may take a long time to finish both scans, but it needs to be done.

Also, leave Sup Forums and stop being a racist prick.

ITfag here. It might be a RAT, a program that you executed and gave control of your PC to somebody else. Turning off the internet might solve the problem temporarily. Then, get a pendrive and get an antivirus software to the infected machine.

STA ZITTO EBREO DI MERDA BASTARDO SUCCHIA CAZZI E SMETTILA DI SHITPOSTARE.
PORCO DIO SONO INCAZZATO CHE IL PD HA PERSO

Welcome to the botnet, don't worry it's harmless.

Nah it's a genuine post. Sup Forums is so inactive now.

Sup Forumsentooman reporting in
1. You deserve it
2. Install Gentoo
3. Disconnect your internet and run malwarebytes

Not really.

Not nearly as active as Sup Forums but I see nothing over a day old.

>download process explorer
>click "submit hash"
>post results

where's the submit hash option?

>pc is trying to buy condoms on ebay
who the fuck buys condoms off ebay ?!

Cuck.

It's the jews

Options -> VirusTotal.com -> Check VirusTotal.com

My first thought aswell.

Try gassing some kikes.

Where are the results?

besides every process there is a little "0/56" showing if any got detected by how many antiviruses

pic related, italy

Windows users deserve everything they get tbqh.

Half of the processes are 0/56, 0/57 ecc.
Half are 'the system cannot find the file specified'

What did you click on to get that?
but yea safemode that shit nigga, and have mbam on a flash to clean it out

>dat shit pc

try "submit unknown executables"

Unplug it from da innanet faggot. Whoever is controlling it won't be able to. Reconnect an hour later download antivirus, install, disconnect and run it.

>he's still using a entry level distro

pleb

turbo nerds

It doesn't change much. Those recognized still are 0/5*. I'm installing MBAM now.

> Would you like a stripper dancing on your desktop
[ok]
> VIRUS DETECTED! This website detected that your computer has over 999 viruses. Clean now?
[si si]
> Install DownloadAssistantPlusPlus to get your free virus software
> Are you sure you trust this download?
[si]
> in order to open this RAR file of 'underagebait2000-2004.exe' you need to download the one-time RAR decrypter from IndiaPhreak dot com
[si, man, come on]

I don't know why my laptop downloads viruses guys

No really I don't know what may cause this I didn't install anything that wasn't legit.

Weirdly enough Sup Forums is more racist than Sup Forums now.

Did you (or your mother) get a call from Patel from Microsoft Support? Did you follow his instructions to install a remote access app so he could 'fix' your machine for free?

Not that surprising. I bet they aren't laughing at "they took mah jerbs" anymore

Hey fuck off britbong faggot I need help now

Greybeards hate whatever destroys their networking
These days that's niggers and muzzies

Trying to get sensible responses on Linux forums engenders racist thoughts

>take out battery
>throw pc in rain
>???
>claim warranty

Man nothing short of a full wipe and reinstall is going to cure this.

> Take machine offline
> Get an Ubuntu boot USB drive
> Boot to temporary Ubuntu environment
> Copy any important documents from your windows hard drive to your USB stick
> Use gparted to perform a full format of your hard drive
> Reinstall Windows
> Don't reinstall whatever download app or cracked game you are in denial about causing this

That's about it. A day's work and you'll have a clean machine.

...

Simply fucked.

You need to cancel your debit/credit cards and check for fraudulent purchases immediately BTW.

Don't bother trying to clean the machine from within Windows, it will never be the same.

>Everybody except Italy think greeks are lazy as fuck
>Italy gets it right and puts romania
>Greece picks italy
what a fucking bunch of athenian cucks

found the nigger

>Mint

this

No, I saw people ragging on trump on there the other day

Try to ask /x/

Find your copy of Windows, put it in , reboot pc while rapidly tapping f11, select boot from CD, reformat and reinstall windows.

If you are feeling daring back up your personal files to a flash drive before doing this.

t. government IT guy

Don't download any of that avast or crap like that. It is all bloatware and will slow for down once u do get back up and running. All you need are micro soft security essentials, get from Microsoft, and malwarebytes. Now boot into safe mode and fix your shit. Now keeps those 2 programs. Get an adblocker, cause ads are shady as fuck, and keep to porn sites and downloads that are trusted, you shneedleneedlenick.

Don't use Windows or other obvious botnet stuff.
Don't use flash or similar plugins, and avoid javascript as much as possible.
Try to ease your way into OS that cares about security. Starting with Ubuntu is ok, but that's just a first step.
Security is something you have to put a concious effort into, not a product you can buy or download. Learn as much as you can.

>tfw your webcam self activates

Go away NSA

Delete system 32

>the technology board on Sup Forums is down
>instead of going to any other tech forum/website for help ill just go on /pol and ask them ecks dee

>PORCO DIO SONO INCAZZATO CHE IL PD HA PERSO

lel sfighè

That works only with subhuman brown skinned people who defecate in the streets.

Reinstall your OS, buddy. If you don't have a key for Windows, you could pirate it, buy a cheap copy somewhere, or since you're using a laptop: fuck it and install Linux. Ubuntu is pretty user friendly.

I reinstall my OS every few months whether it needs it or not.