What should I eat while I watch this?

What should I eat while I watch this?

Watching two pizzas at once? You'll miss half the plot of each, you idiot.

do americans really watch food?

a bag of dicks

what should you eat while you watch a pizza?

holy fuck you must be huge.

Enjoy the shits, my friend. I hate it when that happens. :(

I wish the mods would stop these pedo threads shitting up the catalog.

He's clearly a high level watcher who can handle multiple watchings at the same time.

How can watch TWO pizzas?
That's like watching two movies at once.

>no pineapple

Straight in the trash.

this

Gordon Ramsay

>pineapple on pizza
you fucking savage

kek im in for a comfy night, stay jelly faggots.

people like you shouldn't be allowed to roam the streets freely

I know we joke, but pineapplefags should actually be gassed

Ewwww... nasty, disgusting Amerilard-style pizza.

>stay jelly i'm a lonely fat fuck watching homo-erotic fantasy in a shit computer
lel

This is exactly what I do when I get insanely drunk and can't prepare food for myself. I'm too scared to open the door unless I'm in a blackout. I always give the delivery guy like a 100% tip too.

my life is so sad and stupid

You should eat two pizzas while you watch those two pizzas

Chicken breast, brown rice and steamed vegetables.

>I always give the delivery guy like a 100% tip too.
>my life is so sad and stupid
sure is

>eat 3 of those chicken sticks and one slice
>now am full

How do you fat fucks eat so much?

I do the same thing.
Except I go into sober mode, drink water and slow down on the drinking, act like I'm not drunk, take in the 5 things I ordered thinking I can eat it all, tip him over the top, continue to get hammered, and wake up in the morning with tons of food left out in the morning thus spoiling all of it.

>watching on a screen too small and listening to terrible speakers

Kill yourself my mate.

I wish to have sex with two pizza pies

£40 worth of food.

Pineapple and Canadian bacon is my favorite pizza

Pizza power rank

>Kino
fruti de mare, mussels must be shelled, a bottle of Pernod

>Film
anchovies and olives, wine or a nice beer

>movie
meat feast or peperoni and a 2ltr bottle of pop or a case of beer

>flick
frozen bargain pizza and what ever cheap spirits are available

Can this just be a tipping thread now?

Tipping is fucking retarded but I still do it and I always overtip too because I know not to fuck with people that handle my food. My cousin never tips and thinks nothing will ever happen to him. Every pizza place in his area probably has him on a list and it's mandatory to spit and cum in his when he orders

I saw this same exact pic half a year ago. Either you're trolling or you have an autistic regular regime