/cyc/ - Hell Edition

FROOME, Christopher (SKY) 58:30:47

NIBALI, Vincenzo (TBM) + 55

CONTADOR VELASCO, Alberto (TFS) + 3:19

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Starting soon!

>30 kilometers climb

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Necessary fever for stage
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

>More than half of the stage is going up

Today promises to be incredible. I love La Vuelta.

MANZANA
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Cherish Froome
Cherish Sky
Cherish Brits

fuck chains
fuck derailleurs
fuck brakes

Cherish Froome
fuck sky
Cherish Brits

Ok?

Fuck bikes
Fuck people
Fuck planet Earth

>tfw no very long hair riders anymore

Will King Alberto go full retard like 2012 on Hazallanas?
Froome tries to follow, but falls in the descent?
Four minute win on Froomie?

UMA DELICIA mermão

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Well, he was riding like a Triathlete a few days ago

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good

*loses the race*

>F1 is on
>This stage to watch when the race is over
>Beers in the fridge

Should be a good day 2bh.

Thou also can see Belarus smash Sweden later

>tfw Max crashes, Kelderman shits himself and we lose the WC Quali today

>mfw television transmission from the km 0

How many portubros on this thread?

A portuguese team on World Tour when, pá?

Any stream for a poor brit fag?

Cricfree or tiz-cycling

safe

*does lines of coke with his underage gf*

>TV Coverage already live

fucking nice

>tfw home from my ride in the sunshine just in time for the F1 start

this sunday is going perfect so far. Cant wait for the climbing to start in this stage, im hype as fuck.

At least he lived his life.

nice sanic

>ver isto na tvi
Não aguento 3 segundos com aquele morção sempre a interromper o nuno sabido.

anyone able to hook up a yankee with a stream for this?

m-mas também começou no eurosport

tiz-cycling.stream/

Next year, go on vacation here in Belgium, guaranteed TV coverage of pretty much all races.

Only1/5th through this shit. Might go play some Dota tbqh

>tfw ad-free coverage on two different channels

The low lands really is the place to be for watching roidpedal.

And some comfy commentators.

Theuns in chasing group.
Contador has another plan.

i would like to go on vacation to europe in general but with my current job i can't really take days off for anything really

thanks m8, but its not that impressive given the flatness here. Only a few actual hills around and they dont get much steeper than 5%.

Not even half way through

How do you watch this shit everyweek

>everyweek

every day you mean. I guess you need to like the comfiness of it. Just watching some dudes pedaling through nice landscapes waiting for the action to unfold. Its a big part of watching cycling. If you dont like this dead part of the stage you can come back in a while for the first climb, at 55km to go.

I was meant to post this in F1. Oopppss

>commentators talking about the history of these forts

Top comfy.

in that case yes, mercedeswinslol is awful today.

He liked cats

That's all I've got

We all already drinking beer?

Tea, m8

Who's looking forward to seeing what Landa does with Movie Star?

yeah itll be nice, I hope he can do better than can'tana, but I doubt he can.

had some red wine earlier with lunch, now drinking some coffee, later on going to drink a few rodenbach grand cru's

Just cracked one open

Enjoy, m8s.

the terrain for the climbs in spain isn't very pretty, generally

alcohol is for losers

Really? I love the Mediterranean chaparral with all the olive groves. It's very ruggedly beautiful.

i am to hungover to drink even a drop today

I agree, I dont like all this dry shit. The alps are much more beautiful.

It's a shithole.

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JUST

It's getting tasty

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It's GO TIME

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>Bardet

at least he attacks

Which Yates is it?

adam

simon white shoes
adam dark shoes

Is Vroome in trouble? W-why is he so far back?

he is faking it as always

He is chill. Gonna motor past everyone on the espee category.

RIP Roche

>roach

It's the socks, not the shoes.

GC Standings
>A. Yates 32nd with +51'59"
>S. Yates 43rd with 1h 11' 51"

This confirms my long held suspicion that when A. Yates or S. Yates rides as the only Yates in a GC (Tour De France) and does well, it's because it's both twins riding under one Yates name. Simon Yates rode the TDF this year, but what really happened was that he rode a stage, then rested the next day when Adam rode under his name, and as such these twins have alternated rest days with riding days going back a few years. (They pulled the same trick last year but then both twins rode under the name Adam Yates)

This is to me undeniable proof of biological doping

Why dont they try to attack vroome on this climb? Its barely any flat remaining so if froome is weak they can gain tons of time on him by attacking now.

>being a literal wageslave
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I think both are pretty great in their own way, desu

Alps are almost inviting you to climb them, while these mountains just are just brutal and tell you to fuck off.

It's too early

I think youre onto something here

It's the end of summer. The rest of the year isn't as dry

youtube.com/watch?v=oPGq_JGHjOA

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Yeah, exactly.

Not too early if you want to gain serious time. Like I said, barely any flat remaining so Froome wont have a significant advantage from being in a peloton.

He'll have a significant advantage of his teammates doing all the chasing.

i get paid very well, it's just that I can't take a month off work like you lazy euros do every august

Not if they attack him full on and most of his teammates cant keep up with him trying to not lose too much time.

>I'm n-not a slave, I just can't take any time off

Really pushes ye olde tick-tocker into overdrive

Can we have a job?

They can't attack both hard enough to get away and at a moderate enough pace that they won't kill themselves, especially this early.

>crashweak going in a breakaway

Why has he been reduced to this

>I-I'm not a slave, I just can't take any time off
Just because you're paid well doesn't mean that you aren't a wageslave m8.

ikr I don't like it either, then again is the south of spain in summer, Covadonga is still the comfiest climb.

Can Froome take the red, green, polka blue and white jersey?