Why is this clusterfuck of small countries the most irrelevant place on earth ?

why is this clusterfuck of small countries the most irrelevant place on earth ?

why not just join together and be one big nation?

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I am greek

i am greek

Yeah I can't possibly see what would go wr- OH WAIT

>why is this clusterfuck of small countries the most irrelevant place on earth
It's clearly not tho. And I'm finding it amusing that a Canadian is calling us irrelevant.

They tried that. A few of them joined together for a while. Didn't end well.

t. Croatian rapebabby

Pretty minor cultural and linguistic differences mean they fucking hate each other

They were white prototypes. And served as buffers for the West. Let's build a wall.

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Eimai Ellinas

Population problems from eight hundred years of Muslim raiding and invasion.

Stability problems because of Muslim rapebabies.

Economic and political problems from post Yugo/Comintern policies.

Corruption problems from being Greek/Slav/Gaul rapebabies with basically made up national identities.

>i've never read history
>OP
just kill yourself already

Credit where credits due. Without these countries Europe would've gone full muslim 600 years ago.

Present day Brussels, London and Paris would have resembled Raqqa. Oh shit...

in the grim darkness of Balkan history there's only war.

Communism robbed them of heritage and financial independence for a long time. They need recovery time.

Hello I am OP

I have some balkan heritage and I'm probably a mixed race mongrel from the other side

Therefore I am a real Canadian

Now I decided to trigger a balkan shitstorm thread because they're awake and these threads are always fun

What should I write? Hmm, lets pretend I don't know every nuance between every relation of every statelett on the peninsula and play the ignorance frame, then let them bicker it out while I enjoy my 4 hours of popcorn and page refreshes

They already do, user.

The main problem of that area of Europe is, it was subject to Muslim occupation for hundreds of years in the past and it marked a negative influence. Look it up. This area was strongly exploited by Muslims, they kidnapped into slavery half of the population of that area in the past. That is why this area is underdeveloped, because wherever Islam settles it stops the development of the area. Sticks n stones is all there is.

Because they all hate each other and they express that hatred through stabbing.

>why not just join together and be one big nation?

you can check the history yugoslavia and see how nice such attempts end


leaf us alone m8

Long Live Ethnic Albania!

LONG LIVE ETHNIC ALBANIA

Don't you fucking start diaspora piece of shit

yeah no. They got their shit wrecked by the mid 1500s and Germany plus spain teamed up to actually put a stop to ottoman expansion.

We tried that, it was called Yugoslavia, it didn't work out so well

Pretty sure most of those countries are at least 5 times as old as canada.

>Canada calling other countries irrelevant

wew

Btw Macedonia is the greatest country in the balkans

All other countries are ran by little girls

Serbian PM is a bigger and better thief than our Grujevski, so you're wrong.

Neocommies, radical orthodox turkrape babies and more recently radical islamists moving in from the middle east. It's a shithole down here

VUCICU P-P.. CARE

But Canada, you're a big country and you're still irrelevant

FUCK OFF GO DIE IN A HOLE
did macedonia have it's elections yet?

Then why do you pretend you are greek?

How to fix the balkans:

1. Exterminate all """macedonians""", albanians, bosnians and other turk mongrels
2. Unite the balkans under the leasership of serbs, greeks and croats
3. Leave all globalist projects such as the EU

>why not just join together and be one big nation?
they all hate each other because Aleksandar stole and fucked Nicolas' goat 600 years ago and never said sorry, so now semicentennial genocide attempts have become traditional

What the fuck is it with the paranoia of you Balkan niggers? If anyone so much as posts about a disturbing crop formation in Bosnia, you scream SERBS DID IT or TURKS DID IT. It's like you want to believe there's no neutrality when it comes to your bullshit.

We don't fucking care about your shitty ass country, I myself think your fucking flag looks like half of Arizona state flag. I literally know more about the state of Arizona than the entire region of the world you inhabit. Most Americans are like me.

Yugoslav is best slav

Are you fucking stupid?

The Austro-Hungarian Empire and Yugoslavia. Neither of them ended well and ended in war. Having different ethnicity compete for control of one political apparatus is a retarded idea.

kinda like the EU
VOTE LEAVE

Won't be any time soon methinks. Protestors and opposition want to make sure that current (and ex) government officials get put in the ground, while current party in power wants to urge voting because they have a stranglehold on the institutions and an easy way to manipulate public opinion (or flat out cheat). It's a massive shit-slinging contest that nobody fucking knows when and how it's going to end.

>mfw italian with arbëreshë roots

Old worlders are too dumb to understand how federation works, hence why their way of life is dying.

First figure out how to fix your own fucking shithole before fixing the balkans, sven.

>irrelevant

eyo bois

As long as Ali Ahmeti doesn't come to power

For some reason cultural groups with fairly minor differences fucking despise each other. It's the same thing in south-east Asia.

Warhammer 1.5k

borat?

No wonder Greece has a refugee crisis. Look how close those fucking islands are to the Turkish coast. Just sell them to Turkey and pay debts ffs.

I am greek

i don't particularly get why you balkanian dudes hate each other so fucking much. literally every discussion becomes flinging shit at each other with the first reply.

why can't you just get along? :(

they were a single country before
but currently they serve as the buffer zone between turkey and europe
greece is the best country to live in the balkans, which goes to show how shitty the whole region is

Kosovo is Srbija die Albanian shitty.

I am a Greek

Canada flags and balkan interest = guaranteed diaspora muh heritage fags

Also fuck off bisbee arizona. Worst state

we hate everyone, because...history and stuff... personally I think that it's pretty stupid

Shut up hungry fuck

Don't you talk shit about my bro Canada, you monkey.

Also, you fuck off. Kindly, though, and in a civilized fashion.

Highly unlikely.

Hatred and alcoholism is what keeps us going. We can't outright hate albos because the west will bomb us, so we just hate each other instead.

Sure you are slav boy. I didn't know adidas made togas.

the other day i was listening to some
>beautiful bulgarian folk music
and there was a massive discussion in the comments with people from all over the balkans claiming it was actually theirs

i mean dudes

chill

I am a Greek

I'm an American

They were once thought
its called The Ottoman Empire

fuck you turkroach, we won't let it happen again

>fuck you turkroach, we won't let it happen again
we will see

Macedonia is Greek

t. Greek named Alexander (PBUH)

How are you Greek but you don't live in Ellada? You're some random burger..

based true sons of Alexander

assimilated mongol = hun

Because of WW1 and later the Yugoslavian wars which gave us the term balkanization.

How much do you hate croatia for taking all you beaches?

>why not just do something smart, productive, and beneficial to all?

because religion of peace, that's why

go away ok?

Literally caused the first world war

That's 500 years of perpetual rape and abuse dealt by the ottoman empire to the peoples it subjugated leaving them in a state of technological limbo and cultural stagnation. Yet the fucking niggers and other minorities of america can whine "muh slavery" and "muh colonialism".

>That's 500 years of perpetual rape and abuse dealt by the ottoman empire to the peoples it subjugated leaving them in a state of technological limbo and cultural stagnation.
we should have done that really, otherwise whole balkanlar would be turkish desu
>Yet the fucking niggers and other minorities of america can whine "muh slavery"
but you guys doing exactly same thing?

The Habsburgs send their regards.

>500 years of perpetual rape and abuse dealt by the ottoman empire to the peoples it subjugated


>i get my education from austrian books written in the 19th century, the post

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>american national identity
>Praises albania
>leaves it due to being the biggest shithole in Europe
What were our sanctions on you like?

it makes me cringe how Bosnia and Herzegovina is cucked by Croatia

One single person from exactly that irrelevant part has introduced many things to humans:

>electricity
>alternating current
>radio
>x-rays
>phone
>wireless connectivity and communication
>the light bulb

Countless more

Stop arguing on Sup Forums and go read, you ignorant asshole

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